[FORUM GAME] King of the Hill [FORUM GAME]

Your asian looking signature is insulted by calling you a chink.

You are so depressed you kill yourself. I become King of the Hill

Waded wrote:Your asian looking signature is insulted by calling you a chink.

You are so depressed you kill yourself. I become King of the Hill

wow...

Calls the police gets you arrested

I'M KING OF THE HILL

While police have me in the car I open the window W/ my finger and minimize my body. I jump out, the handcuffs are so big in my small body I move right through them.

I end up becoming big again and run toward the hill. Legend Joe (Chucky) is sitting there on his throne and watching porn (Lesbo)

So I decide I must give him gay porn to burn his eyes. Which I do and I become King of the Hill.

I gun you down with an M16.
I'm King of the Hill!

M16 had no amo buddy. I fake me dying and stab u W/ my dragon dagger.

I'm King of the Hill.

I have unlimited ammunition...how did it not have any ammunition?
That's like me saying your dragon dagger was a hologram and I fake death.
Nonetheless I do a roundhouse kick and you tumble into Firefury54, Legend Joe4, Tyler, Sam, and James whom are coming up the hill.
I'm King of the Hill!

Skull makes a friend named James his adviser for being King. James is now a special friend and can kill Skull @ any moment.

When Skull sees James pull a knife out, Skull is confused because James has never been King.

James stabs Skull in his right eye and takes his mask off revealing Waded.

I become King of the Hill.

Calls Slenderman to capture you and kidnap you for 2 posts (can't become king of the hill untill 2 people have posted)

I'M KING OF THE HILL!!!

Legend Joe is immune.

Legend Joe is immune...2nd post! Expires after this. I will take my place soon.

I force Slenderman to turn against Legend Joe4, killing him.
I take my 95 clones to protect me. They are invincible...this will grant me 2 posts of immunity no matter what anyone says!
I'm King of the Hill.

Immunity.

Last post of immunity.

I behead Firefury54 with a chainsaw. I plunge it through his body which also goes through James's body who was humping Firefury54.
I'm King of the Hill!

After years of Planning. Mirador is under the Command of most of Gielinor. With his TzHaar, Gnomes, Elfs, Humans prepares an attack to the Hill to Conquer It. Mirador commands the archers to attack. Five thousand arrows went flying to the hill. Mira Sends the TzHaar the firs race on Gielinor...builders of Mountains to make a river of Fire around the hill so next army to try to take the hill cant pass, only from one entrance. Sends the Humands and Build A Fortress of Huge Magnitue.
Mirador33 Calls it Cydrodiil.
Mirador33..is King of The Hill


(Try to take it from me muahahah )

Shoots Mirador.

I win.

I gather all of the Cora Dyce community to make fun of James. The next day we see his suicide note.
I have my clone drop a bomb on everyone that helped me.
I'm King of the Hill.

I'm not a fatty. >
I throw a Molotov Cocktail and it hits you directly. You burst up in flames and die a very painful death.
I'm King of the Hill!

I build a trapdoor on the hill thus making you fall down it. You get totally owned by the spikes. Then i lock the trapdoor for the next victim.

I'M KING OF THE HILL

Your throne is accidentally RIGHT above the trapdoor. You fall down to your death. I then blow up the trapdoor to avoid further incidents.
I'm King of the Hill.