Find a creative way to kick my ass and take my place. The next person to post has to take the hill from the new king. It's an endless fight!
Here's an example. We'll put James on the Hill first since everyone likes to pick on him:
James: I'm King of the Hill
Firefury54: *Smacks you on the head with a thick bat while you're eating crumpets and you tumble down the hill like an overweight walrus* I'm King of the Hill now
Now, who wants to try and take my place?