@ LetMeSkull & Waded: LOL! You guys are full of it! I thoroughly enjoyed reading both of your approaches though
As for Waded II, I have my ways of dealing with him ... I come disguised as a hooded stranger to the hill. Waded II was skeptical at first about meeting with a unknown wanderer but he dropped his guard when the stranger gave convincing proof that he was good friends with his father when he was still alive. With this bit of foolery, the wanderer was able to gain Waded II's trust.
As they were enjoying their cop of tea during tea time, the hooded stranger took his finger and licked it ... before Waded II had a chance to realize what was happening, the hooded stranger administered a wet willy to Waded's hear and caused him to panic and rip out his ear. It turns out that Waded II is a clean freak. The year bleed so profusely that Waded II died from blood lose.
The hooded stranger reveales himself to be no other than Firefury. Without no one else to take the king's place, the hill declares Firefury to be king as there was no one else to take his place and Firefury seemed to be the best candidate since he *seemed* to be good friends with the previous king ... I'm king of the Hill
As for Waded II, I have my ways of dealing with him ... I come disguised as a hooded stranger to the hill. Waded II was skeptical at first about meeting with a unknown wanderer but he dropped his guard when the stranger gave convincing proof that he was good friends with his father when he was still alive. With this bit of foolery, the wanderer was able to gain Waded II's trust.
As they were enjoying their cop of tea during tea time, the hooded stranger took his finger and licked it ... before Waded II had a chance to realize what was happening, the hooded stranger administered a wet willy to Waded's hear and caused him to panic and rip out his ear. It turns out that Waded II is a clean freak. The year bleed so profusely that Waded II died from blood lose.
The hooded stranger reveales himself to be no other than Firefury. Without no one else to take the king's place, the hill declares Firefury to be king as there was no one else to take his place and Firefury seemed to be the best candidate since he *seemed* to be good friends with the previous king ... I'm king of the Hill