Advice Column

Juliaz wrote:

James wrote:Everytime I join the chat box I get abused, mainly by one individual. I am them banned for nothing, and have hours and hours without being able to access the chat box

What do I do?

Sucks bro, I know that feel. It seems this individual gets kicks from kicking you out of the box, ha get it. ._. If its really bothering you then talk to this person in an 'out of the public' environment, such as PMs saying how you want it to stop. That way they will know your serious and he wont get any attention from PMs since they are private, so he should listen then. If not take some pics of proof and PM an admin if you have to, this is a warning to sean

Thank you, your advice has changed my life.

Doodle wrote:how do i save Pennys i keep betting it away

Just think of pennies as real cash, would you spend away your hard earned money when you know you have bills to pay? Actually scratch that, you probably would. Well what I did as a host was save up until 100m or so and get a rare item, such as a santa, and store your all money in item form. Then just bank them or lend them for 24h constantly, that way you dont have access to the cash but its still there. This can work for partyhats as well. Consider having a gen hold your cash for you if its that bad, or if nothing else works then maybe you shouldnt have have extra money in the first place and work on your self control instead

Juliaz wrote:

Doodle wrote:how do i save Pennys i keep betting it away

Just think of pennies as real cash, would you spend away your hard earned money when you know you have bills to pay? Actually scratch that, you probably would. Well what I did as a host was save up until 100m or so and get a rare item, such as a santa, and store your all money in item form. Then just bank them or lend them for 24h constantly, that way you dont have access to the cash but its still there. This can work for partyhats as well. Consider having a gen hold your cash for you if its that bad, or if nothing else works then maybe you shouldnt have have extra money in the first place and work on your self control instead

thanks!

The loaning out idea is great, cause if i buy a rare id bet it, but loaned i cant touch it

This became like Ask.fm Lol.
But with identities

i need advice on. What should i do when i put The "D" In The Wrong Place and The Girl Needs To Shit.

Nova_Static wrote:This became like Ask.fm Lol.
But with identities

i need advice on. What should i do when i put The "D" In The Wrong Place and The Girl Needs To Shit.

Well that depends, do you want shit on your "D" or not? If yes the continue, if no then have her go to the washroom. While your at it may as well get a blumpkin gl

I fucked a penguin, what should I do?

I got my fist stuck up my ass, how to remove?

Oh no! I have another problem.

I was eating into a cracker, and realised they have little holes in them. Why is this? I am so stressed not knowing why. Please help!

Exidor|L4Q wrote:I fucked a penguin, what should I do?

Not sure what the problem is here?

Shygodd wrote:I got my fist stuck up my ass, how to remove?

You could try calling some professional fist-in-ass removers and they can send their people, but why bother! Go on with your life with your fist in your ass, over time people will become used to it and even envy your confidence and unique qualities, you could encourage them that its the right thing and start a new trend

HOW ARE U SURE IF A GIRL IS FLIRTING WITH U OR NOT ? :3

James wrote:Oh no! I have another problem.

I was eating into a cracker, and realised they have little holes in them. Why is this? I am so stressed not knowing why. Please help!

The holes are there so that the crackers can breathe and stay alive, without the holes they would get have no source of air and suffocate, even worse drown, in your milk tombs. Crackers are people too, just think of it as their respiratory system. However some people abuse these cookie holes and end up eating the poor crackers just because they are cookie racists, I hope this helps. x

Juliaz wrote:

Exidor|L4Q wrote:I fucked a penguin, what should I do?

Not sure what the problem is here?

She gave me Penguin Papillomavirus.

Disturbiaz|Warm wrote:HOW ARE U SURE IF A GIRL IS FLIRTING WITH U OR NOT ? :3

Juliaz wrote:Lol, well theres usually alot of different ways to tell but I would say it depends on the girl themself, cause some are shy and may not show that they like you compared to others who will be flirty and out there. Idk ur situation so it varies, but if the girl makes an effort to talk to you or finds your jokes REALLY funny then she probably likes you

^^

:Owhy fenk u

I have green discharge coming out of my peepee. Is that normal?

Juliaz wrote:

James wrote:Oh no! I have another problem.

I was eating into a cracker, and realised they have little holes in them. Why is this? I am so stressed not knowing why. Please help!

The holes are there so that the crackers can breathe and stay alive, without the holes they would get have no source of air and suffocate, even worse drown, in your milk tombs. Crackers are people too, just think of it as their respiratory system. However some people abuse these cookie holes and end up eating the poor crackers just because they are cookie racists, I hope this helps. x

Thank you so much for another rescue!

If anyone whose name rhymes with Mamie posts on this thread again, it will receive a 1 day ban.

Sean wrote:If anyone whose name rhymes with Mamie posts on this thread again, it will receive a 1 day ban.

LOL ^.^ use the ban hammer

Award wrote:I have green discharge coming out of my peepee. Is that normal?

Nothing to worry about, in fact, its just a side effect of being a host. You see, as a host your poor wee is put into quarantine and doesn't get to see the light of day, so every once in a while it likes to cry and let out all its emotions, no worries. Feed it once in a while and take better care of it so it wont cry gl x

I want TITS HELP ME NOW

Need a girls opinion on this. How do you show a guy he can go to second?

YXB | Andrew wrote:Need a girls opinion on this. How do you show a guy he can go to second?

Plays with boobs over bra or such... Takes off shirt (The guy usually will always agree to touch them)

My Question: What feels better for a girl - A. Being Fingered B. Being felt up C. Double Penetration

How do i get you to stop stalking me and stroking my shaft while i sleep?

Z GP wrote:My friend asked to borrow 10m from me and since i know him irl and we hang out at each others houses like everyday i said yes. Then my friend leaves town for vacation and i asked his sister when he will come back and she said he isnt coming back for 2 months. what do i do!?

Well are you worried about your 10m or the fact that your friend is gone for 2 months? Lol, Id forget about the 10m until he comes back from vacation and then bug him about it, how could you not have known he would be gone for so long? Or if you think hes lying and trying to ignore you since he owes you, then you should rethink who you're friends with because friends always come first, pixels last, if he has different values then you then he can keep your 10m and lose your trust instead

Kooc wrote:

YXB | Andrew wrote:Need a girls opinion on this. How do you show a guy he can go to second?

Plays with boobs over bra or such... Takes off shirt (The guy usually will always agree to touch them)

My Question: What feels better for a girl - A. Being Fingered B. Being felt up C. Double Penetration

All can feel good for a girl if its done right, and if it isnt then its just uncomfortable, but from the list id say B.

jojo wrote:How do i get you to stop stalking me and stroking my shaft while i sleep?

Please stop leaving your shake weights around you before you go to sleep, I seem to be 'pulling a jojo' and getting 2 similar things mixed up between eachother you know what I meen.. haha..