Advice Column

fatal wind wrote:Okay, I think i'm addicted to rocks & i feel like i have to smoke them to survive what would you recommend me smokeing besides these crusty balls of crack. Please help me, my life is now in your hands. ( & no I will not go to rehab )

Lol well if your asking me what to smoke besides crack id suggest marijuana, its clean, simple, and safe. Alot better then crack and no serious withdrawals

fatal wind wrote:

Mamba wrote:Are girls just as horny as us guys ?

Soon as you hit the sheets, their DTF forsure.

Yes I do believe so, just guys seem to show it more and make it visible to all, (BONER?) but we all have the same feelings.

Mamba wrote:Are girls just as horny as us guys ?

Yep, they masturbate just as much as guys, they just don't show it.

Firefury54 wrote:Will this turn into a sex topic thread?

are u trying to get laid?

My gf Julia wants to try reverse doggy style....with me and my tankin. I'm just worried about her safety. Tips?

Lelz wrote:

Firefury54 wrote:Will this turn into a sex topic thread?

are u trying to get laid?

Who isn't? And I just asked this question as a sarcastic remark for what it already is

Sean wrote:My gf Julia wants to try reverse doggy style....with me and my tankin. I'm just worried about her safety. Tips?

Don't be silly wrap your willy.

Omg julia <3

I own 69 cats, my gf Julia...well she's into animals... Esp cats. She wants to do them so hard they die...but my bf tankin hates cats, he wants to slit their throats and use the blood for 'other purposes'...help me...what to do

Teach me how to love.

How do I love?

You should make this anonymous, would be hilarious.

fatal wind wrote:

Sean wrote:My gf Julia wants to try reverse doggy style....with me and my tankin. I'm just worried about her safety. Tips?

Don't be silly wrap your willy.

Not sure what reverse doggy style is but follow fatals advice, be safe and dont get the wrong hole! (you can ask jojo what to do if that happens)

Sean wrote:I own 69 cats, my gf Julia...well she's into animals... Esp cats. She wants to do them so hard they die...but my bf tankin hates cats, he wants to slit their throats and use the blood for 'other purposes'...help me...what to do

Replace the cats with lolcats.com, that way Julia can still fap to her cat pictures and tankin wont have to do any killing since their virtual! Good luck xx

Juliaz wrote:and dont get the wrong hole!

Typical mistake

Jordan wrote:You should make this anonymous, would be hilarious.

Lol IDK how if people make anonymous forum accounts to post on here but not spam or give away their identify thatd be interesting

Juliaz wrote:

Nitm wrote:Ok well since you're a girl, i'll ask you this: How do you know if a girl likes you? lol

Lol, well theres usually alot of different ways to tell but I would say it depends on the girl themself, cause some are shy and may not show that they like you compared to others who will be flirty and out there. Idk ur situation so it varies, but if the girl makes an effort to talk to you or finds your jokes REALLY funny then she probably likes you

Many Girls Find my jokes funny but they dont like/hate me.

Juliaz wrote:

Jordan wrote:You should make this anonymous, would be hilarious.

Lol IDK how if people make anonymous forum accounts to post on here but not spam or give away their identify thatd be interesting

They can pm you, and you answer the questions on this thread This is funny lol


Julia, how many cats should I get?
Also, any ideas on how to stop my cat from tearing down the christmas lights above my bed?

Everytime I join the chat box I get abused, mainly by one individual. I am them banned for nothing, and have hours and hours without being able to access the chat box

What do I do?

I know this isn't advice, but... why is the sky blue?

Sam wrote:I know this isn't advice, but... why is the sky blue?

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

Christina wrote:

Juliaz wrote:

Jordan wrote:You should make this anonymous, would be hilarious.

Lol IDK how if people make anonymous forum accounts to post on here but not spam or give away their identify thatd be interesting

They can pm you, and you answer the questions on this thread This is funny lol


Julia, how many cats should I get?
Also, any ideas on how to stop my cat from tearing down the christmas lights above my bed?

Get an even number of cats, say 2 or 4, that way they will keep occupied with eachother and you wont seem like a crazy cat lady THAT bad, since they will be occupied with themselves rather then being in your hair. Id say anything over 4 cats is pushing it and the cats just become a metaphor for your lost hopes and dreams put into a fluffy ball of fur. Try putting your christmas lights a bit higher or hanging differently so that they are unreachable, but then again cat will always find a way, so instead place strategic distractions around your room such as empty boxes or a piece of string on the floor to distract the cat for days. You could also put pictures of vacuum cleaners on your lights.

how do i save Pennys i keep betting it away

James wrote:Everytime I join the chat box I get abused, mainly by one individual. I am them banned for nothing, and have hours and hours without being able to access the chat box

What do I do?

Sucks bro, I know that feel. It seems this individual gets kicks from kicking you out of the box, ha get it. ._. If its really bothering you then talk to this person in an 'out of the public' environment, such as PMs saying how you want it to stop. That way they will know your serious and he wont get any attention from PMs since they are private, so he should listen then. If not take some pics of proof and PM an admin if you have to, this is a warning to sean