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I keep getting these random erections. How do I stop them

My 11 year old gf Britney didn't show up to Thanksgiving dinner last night? She hasn't pmed me since. What do I do? Does this mean it's over?

Sean wrote:My 11 year old gf Britney didn't show up to Thanksgiving dinner last night? She hasn't pmed me since. What do I do? Does this mean it's over?

Follow up question: I kidnapped an 11 year old girl named Britney last night, what do i do now?

Sean wrote:I'm into S&M, but I'm afraid to ask greggy if he's into it. Whato do i do

Leave hints around the house for example handcuffs or one of those choker things and tell him you want to experiment, if he loves you then he should answer yes or no honestly and respect his decision if hes not into it, dont force him to do anything he doesnt want to

Sean wrote:I keep getting these random erections. How do I stop them

Well your either going through puberty and getting aroused by holding a female friends hands or you could have a problem and might need to see a doctor because that is not normal once you get past that phase

Sean wrote:My 11 year old gf Britney didn't show up to Thanksgiving dinner last night? She hasn't pmed me since. What do I do? Does this mean it's over?

I wouldnt say its over just yet just be patient and get a chance to talk to her and ask why she didnt show? Her reason will determine whether to break up with her or not, priorities

So i want to get re-ranked, how the FUCK would that be possible. *& keep in mind i already seduced every host + Andy*

Juliaz wrote:

Sean wrote:My 11 year old gf Britney didn't show up to Thanksgiving dinner last night? She hasn't pmed me since. What do I do? Does this mean it's over?

I wouldnt say its over just yet just be patient and get a chance to talk to her and ask why she didnt show? Her reason will determine whether to break up with her or not, priorities

what about my follow up!!@@@@##

fatal wind wrote:So i want to get re-ranked, how the FUCK would that be possible. *& keep in mind i already seduced every host + Andy*

Patience and not giving up for sure I was asked that question when I was interviewed and here it is...

Stark | 0PV: What would be your main tips to anyone trying to get hosts here?

Juliaz:
Have fun while doing it. Dont become the guy whos
100%-must-get-host-or-die guy. Enjoy your time with the people here
aswell and itll make the wait more bearable, it can take many months but
if you have fun here then its not so bad.

Juliaz wrote:

Sean wrote:I keep getting these random erections. How do I stop them

Well your either going through puberty and getting aroused by holding a female friends hands or you could have a problem and might need to see a doctor because that is not normal once you get past that phase

Random boners ftw. Don't stop them, Sean.

tankin | D6G wrote:

Sean wrote:My 11 year old gf Britney didn't show up to Thanksgiving dinner last night? She hasn't pmed me since. What do I do? Does this mean it's over?

Follow up question: I kidnapped an 11 year old girl named Britney last night, what do i do now?

Kidnapping is never the answer. Let her go and go to your police station to confess what you did shame shame

Sam wrote:

Juliaz wrote:

Sean wrote:I keep getting these random erections. How do I stop them

Well your either going through puberty and getting aroused by holding a female friends hands or you could have a problem and might need to see a doctor because that is not normal once you get past that phase

Random boners ftw. Don't stop them, Sean.

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So here's my story. I met this this girl named Julia. It was great....and we got married. I then met Greg. He made me feel something I'd never felt with Julia. We banged...and we banged some more......and it was so hot. What should I do now? Who do I stay with?

Sean wrote:So here's my story. I met this this girl named Julia. It was great....and we got married. I then met Greg. He made me feel something I'd never felt with Julia. We banged...and we banged some more......and it was so hot. What should I do now? Who do I stay with?

You obviously didnt love Julia if you went and banged a guy without feeling remorse, so for your own sanity dump Julia and stay with your fuck buddy because your clearly not ready for long term hope this helps x

While I was in the gym, this old dude kept giving me funny looks. It made me feel uncomfortable. I went to take a shower - and there he was...giving me those same dirty looks. He had this mischievous smile that kinda turned me on. Anyways, you know how the story goes - we banged, etc. etc. Anyways, I think he gave me clymidia. I can't tell my parents, because they'll kick me out....I can't secretly go to the doctor because we have none in Israel. What now?

Juliaz wrote:

Sean wrote:So here's my story. I met this this girl named Julia. It was great....and we got married. I then met Greg. He made me feel something I'd never felt with Julia. We banged...and we banged some more......and it was so hot. What should I do now? Who do I stay with?

You obviously didnt love Julia if you went and banged a guy without feeling remorse, so for your own sanity dump Julia and stay with your fuck buddy because your clearly not ready for long term hope this helps x

I felt a lot of remorse. I can barely sleep at night. But the SEX IS GOOD. Idk...Julia makes me happy, but Tankin makes me feel alive. What do I DO

Sean wrote:

Juliaz wrote:

Sean wrote:So here's my story. I met this this girl named Julia. It was great....and we got married. I then met Greg. He made me feel something I'd never felt with Julia. We banged...and we banged some more......and it was so hot. What should I do now? Who do I stay with?

You obviously didnt love Julia if you went and banged a guy without feeling remorse, so for your own sanity dump Julia and stay with your fuck buddy because your clearly not ready for long term hope this helps x

I felt a lot of remorse. I can barely sleep at night. But the SEX IS GOOD. Idk...Julia makes me happy, but Tankin makes me feel alive. What do I DO

Or do we all just live and love together??

tankin | D6G wrote:

Sean wrote:

Juliaz wrote:

Sean wrote:So here's my story. I met this this girl named Julia. It was great....and we got married. I then met Greg. He made me feel something I'd never felt with Julia. We banged...and we banged some more......and it was so hot. What should I do now? Who do I stay with?

You obviously didnt love Julia if you went and banged a guy without feeling remorse, so for your own sanity dump Julia and stay with your fuck buddy because your clearly not ready for long term hope this helps x

I felt a lot of remorse. I can barely sleep at night. But the SEX IS GOOD. Idk...Julia makes me happy, but Tankin makes me feel alive. What do I DO

Or do we all just live and love together??

Live together and follow this: But for a threesome im assuming you'd have to be really comfortable with
eachother or really drunk. So if your friends and have reached the
point where its what you want to do then perhaps talk about it
separately with both and THEN as a group and just do it one night, or if
your not then you might have to roofie one of them, or even both.

Juliaz wrote:

tankin | D6G wrote:

Sean wrote:

Juliaz wrote:

Sean wrote:So here's my story. I met this this girl named Julia. It was great....and we got married. I then met Greg. He made me feel something I'd never felt with Julia. We banged...and we banged some more......and it was so hot. What should I do now? Who do I stay with?

You obviously didnt love Julia if you went and banged a guy without feeling remorse, so for your own sanity dump Julia and stay with your fuck buddy because your clearly not ready for long term hope this helps x

I felt a lot of remorse. I can barely sleep at night. But the SEX IS GOOD. Idk...Julia makes me happy, but Tankin makes me feel alive. What do I DO

Or do we all just live and love together??

Live together and follow this: But for a threesome im assuming you'd have to be really comfortable with
eachother or really drunk. So if your friends and have reached the
point where its what you want to do then perhaps talk about it

separately with both and THEN as a group and just do it one night, or if
your not then you might have to roofie one of them, or even both.

That sounds so fun!!! Thanks Juju!!!!

Sean wrote:While I was in the gym, this old dude kept giving me funny looks. It made me feel uncomfortable. I went to take a shower - and there he was...giving me those same dirty looks. He had this mischievous smile that kinda turned me on. Anyways, you know how the story goes - we banged, etc. etc. Anyways, I think he gave me clymidia. I can't tell my parents, because they'll kick me out....I can't secretly go to the doctor because we have none in Israel. What now?

If you knew you couldnt get help if something happened to you then you will have to live with it and learn that just because you get a hard on doesnt mean you should bang every old guy you see sorry

Okay, I think i'm addicted to rocks & i feel like i have to smoke them to survive what would you recommend me smokeing besides these crusty balls of crack. Please help me, my life is now in your hands. ( & no I will not go to rehab )

Mmkay how are u sure that a girl is flirting with me

Disturbiaz|Warm wrote:Mmkay how are u sure that a girl is flirting with me

When she touches her lips to your dick.

Are girls just as horny as us guys ?

Mamba wrote:Are girls just as horny as us guys ?

Soon as you hit the sheets, their DTF forsure.