[FORUM GAME] King of the Hill [FORUM GAME]

I throw a bucket of banana split on you, then you start to laugh and then hundreds of monkeys attack you and eat you.

Im the King of the Hill.

I eat you limb by limb. I'm king of the hill with a heart and brain for dinner

I chase you off the Hill.
I'm King of the Hill.

I fucked your wife

now im king of the hill

I eat your bread stick then you run away in fear.

Im king of the hill

I tickle you till you can't breathe.
I'm king.

I sit on you until u are absorbed into my butthole.

im king of the hill

LOL made me lol.

I find my way through your large hairy asshole and chop my way out of your penis hole. You die by too much blood loss, i'm the new king.

Your torment in DuhYellowAzn's posterior leaves you scarred for life unable to attend the toilet without summoning up memories of that horrible ordeal. Eventually you go mad, jumping off a cliff whilst screaming "But it was so beautiful!!!!"


Cos I was out fishing below in my boat, I easily locate and fish out your crown. Albeit quite wet, I am now king.

I find a nice, quiet location on a beautiful mountain side next to a lake. I build a house and establish a nice living there. Although I didn't become king of some hill, I am still very happy.

And Fire can be my neighbor.

I kill Rand al'Thor.
I'm King of the Hill.

I stole LetMeSkull's bank
he runs to w2 to get stoof from drop parties leaving the crown.

i take it
im king of the hill

You're still shocked by it being over 9000.This leads you to contemplate the meaning of our existence and you decide to embark upon a completely monastic, hermit way of life. Thus you leave behind all your possessions but a few rags as clothing and empower me as steward over the hill.

I grow into the position of king in a few months' time and ban cheese.
Damn cheese.

Luckily before you banned cheese I had ate 20kg of cheese last night.
I throw it up and use the cheese and stuff it down your throat. You die a horrible death with cheese filled in your mouth almost as if a deadly blow job.

I kill you.
I'm King of the Hill.

Whilst spamming the forums, your signature starts to burn the flesh from your skin. You die writhing in agony and your crown falls onto a heap of ashes that were your body.

The crown magically finds its way onto my head and I am thus divinely made King.

No mere mortal blow may tear my body asunder.

@letmeskull, i kill you is getting lame and simple stuff..make it interesting or gtfo this game you noob.

Your confusing words make you confuse yourself ,you drive yourself mad by thinking too hard on how to defend your throne, you are too weak to fight as I come to claim my throne. I slaughter you in a matter of seconds and dispose your body to the ocean. I'm new king

Sinking further into the depths of the world, my body starts to swirl in the deep currents of water. Faster and faster, it takes me far out from land to unknown waters and the blood of the ocean mingles with my own. It flows through my veins and arteries, simultaneously reviving my body and giving me the powers of Repun Kamuy, the Ainu god of the Sea.

With my newfound powers, I locate the nearest concentration of moisture near you and force my being to this place. I rise out from the glass of wine beside your throne and, with a cry of vengeance, I thrust my trident into your neck, wringing your head with its startled face from its very shoulders. Your guards hesitate for a moment and then throw down their weapons and prostrate themselves before my feet.

I rule now as the divine king.

Pushes Waded down a flight of stares, throws a crocodile down there too. Watches... Then violently beats him with his golden hammer. King is Me.

^ you may want to turn to the last page before you post, lol.

I, being the god of such watery beasts, control the crocodile to rise up and turn against its former master. The lizard opens its jaws and brings its teeth crushing down on your neck. You squeal your last breath and die, violently spurting blood.

Seeing as you just randomly took at an ex-member and not the King himself, I guess I was always still king, albeit now with a potential usurper out of the way.

I chop your egg roll off!

I'M ASIAN KING NOW

I GIVE U RUBIX CUBE AND U TRY AND SOLVE IT BY I CHANGED THE COLOURS INORDER TO MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO SOLVE U AND UR ASIAN BRAIN CAN NO LONGER FUNCTION AND U GO CRAZAY AND NOW I PUNCH U AND U GO BOOM BOOM AND SAY "WACHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" AND U DIE OF CRAZINESS AND NOWWWWWWW...


I'm king .

I made you watch all of the Twilight movies. then your head exploded from the total stupidness.


im king.

I rape you in your nose till the hole is as big as your pussy hole, theres blood coming out of your mouth and then my penis pushes its way out of your eye balls. You die of too much blood loss and shock.