[FORUM GAME] King of the Hill [FORUM GAME]

Slashz didn't notice it was my clone who he actually 'killed'. While Slashz is having his 15 minutes of 'King', I hire a combat-copter and destroy Slashz. Jump down the rope and retain my throne.

Kingus Sharkus is the King of the Hill

While Boofz, is thinking I killed his clone..It was actually my clone who killed his clone, and sat at the hill for 15 minutes to make sure that it was fully secured, and of course it was not.. I watch him die by your combat copter, I snipe your combat copter with my beam rifle. As you jump down the rope, I quickly cut snipe that too and it rips apart, and you fall to your death. I go to the hill and claim my throne

AHa!

Whilst you all have been busy killing each other’s clones and whatnot, it turns out that the hill itself was a just a clone placed by the Great Fiery Fury LIV himself on the eve of Saint Slashz' reckoning.

I wake up on the slope of a desolate mountainside in a slight daze, having miraculously survived the helicopter's crash, and pause for several moments wracked with grief, remembering the stupidity that had led Majed to his demise. Realising that it is frightfully cold, I make my way into a cave and decide to rest there for the rest of the day.

At precisely midnight, I am woken from my slumber by a yellow light emanating from the corner of the cave. Slightly unnerved yet captivated by this ethereal glow, I edge towards it. A growl echoes from the source of the light and I stumble onto my knees in surprise. Barely a moment passes and I realise that I am no longer alone. I hear the soft patter of paws on the ground. The light grows stronger.

I look up.

Before me, bathing my face in rich warmth, is the Radiant Cat himself in all his feline splendour. His fur stands tall and his eyes shine bright, beckoning me to forget all my grief and rejoice in life. My heart leaps in my chest as a result and the cat seems to acknowledge this with a twinkle of his whiskers. I laugh in a sudden urge of giddiness and squat back to enjoy the sight of this majestic cat.

After several minutes of glee, the cat turns its head to reach for something on the ground I had not previously noticed. It is a scroll of sorts and he drops it before my feet. Then, bowing its head in farewell, it strolls off into the depths of the mountain and the light diminishes. I somehow know with a bone-deep sadness that this would be our last and only encounter.

Sighing, I reach down to open the scroll, simultaneously flicking on a lighter so that I may read it. Its curious etchings dumbfound me for a time until I remember from the distant past of my youth the tales of the Fiery Beings, great apparitions of fire that inhabited the deserts of the North. It is their script and I know how to decipher the text.

Unable to believe my fortune (and after hours of poring over some faded writing in the gloom of the cave) I discover the scroll is none other than the legendary secret map Great Fury had made thousands of years ago and had placed, during his last stand, in the Halls of Akhmet Ra, now known as the Tibetan mountain ranges.

Finally, after years of questioning my existence, I know what I must do. What I was born to do.

I set out to find the original hill. The hill of the Fury King and claim his long-forgotten throne.


@Boofz, memory, br0, memory

As we go on our journey the days get long ,boring and tiresome. 3 weeks have passed and still the hill is no where to be found.

AS Rand is finally on the verge of giving up, I trip on a small rock stuck in the ground, I crash to the floor. The rock sets a trigger of some sort and the platform we were standing on transforms into a 30 meter hill in a matter of seconds. We finally found it. Rand is amazed with excitement and too shocked to notice anything else. I take this to advantage and slaughter Rand as he gets the chance. "Thanks for your company" I say.
I have claimed the hill once again

I never bled to death internally, the "miniature bomb" you created had immediately reached to my stomach as I fainted, as I have a fast digestive system. The bomb reacted with the acids in my stomach and the acids neutralized the high radioactive isotopes in the bomb allowing it to diffuse, making its effect no longer. Due to the huge reaction taking place I fainted for awhile and you simply disposed my body into the sea. I awoke a day later in the ocean. I could see the hill and foolish Firefury sitting on top of it. It took me a matter of hours to swim back.

As I climb the hill , firefury eating my bananas. I yell "So you'd though it would be that easy?" He replies, "I thought you might be coming back."
With one hand gesture , 5 of firefury's guards attack me. We exchange deadly blows with eachother. It was a tough fight, but with my martial arts training , I leave them all on the floor in a matter of minutes. Exhausted as I am, firefury comes from behind and smashes a rock on my head. I fall and faint to the ground.

Firefury takes me to his dungeon and keeps me hostage there. Firefury slowly walks away with a triumphant grin on his face. Slash whispers slowly in a harsh voice, "This isn't over yet." He laughs and leaves Slash alone in the dark dungeon all by himself with no food, no water, no nothing...

I masturbate all over Firefury54. He drowns in my semen.
I'm King of the Hill!

Nice gravedig....

Connor wrote:Nice gravedig....

 That's for you *push* :)I'm King of the Hill

I turn on Netflix. 
I'm King of the Hill!










































While your were wondering how the fuck that entitled me to the throne, I kill you with my handy blowdart gun.

I threw a boomerang at sanne but it missed , and it came back and hit his dick, he was groaning on the floor. And I threw him in the sea.
And i became king

I become your slave but I am only playing a game. I trick you to sit on a catapult chair. And it launches you 1000 feet into the sea as I press one simple button. I am king

you've underestimated me,i am in fact,percy jackson,i controlled the waves and sent the sharks to devour you.i am the king of the hill

I am Kronos and I kill you.
I'm KotH.

I let you skull on me and I kill you with my rune scimitar, since you were skulled you lose all your items , including your crown. 
I wear it.
I'm koth

I use fire blast with my fury on. I am king of the world.

Im still waiting for a mod to do:

"I close this thread, I am (permanently) the king of the hill!"

^ Already done by Sam a long time ago.

I'm king, last one expired.

With no challengers to his throne, no fuel for his fury, the fire of the great monster-king eventually ran its course leaving nout but a few dying embers where a proud beast once stood.

I'm the king - me.

I jumped off a higher hill 360 no scoping you, it did not kill you but made you stagger and fall down. I then parachute down to your hill.

King Me.