Advice Column

Had a breakthrough while in the chatbox today.. we need this!

Starting an advice column, if you want you can post your questions here and ill try to give the best advice I can, or you could PM for safety

This is fun lol

Ok well since you're a girl, i'll ask you this: How do you know if a girl likes you? lol

Advice on penis growth?

2KK2 l Martin wrote:Advice on penis growth?

LOOOL

Nitm wrote:Ok well since you're a girl, i'll ask you this: How do you know if a girl likes you? lol

Lol, well theres usually alot of different ways to tell but I would say it depends on the girl themself, cause some are shy and may not show that they like you compared to others who will be flirty and out there. Idk ur situation so it varies, but if the girl makes an effort to talk to you or finds your jokes REALLY funny then she probably likes you

2KK2 l Martin wrote:Advice on penis growth?

Mines kinda the same. What hole do girls like being penetrated in?

2KK2 l Martin wrote:Advice on penis growth?

Hmm, nope sorry ! You might want to read more http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_enlargement

There's this person. Let's call it.... a centimeter. The centimeter doesn't trust me for some reason. So, I quit the fucking metric system. I'm currently an inch....so free...#yolo. I quit the metric system for several reasons, however, does this give the centimeter the right to treat me like I'm a mean cat with a closed vagina

What is the best way to say to a girl when saying "I want to get laid with you?"

Sean wrote:There's this person. Let's call it.... a centimeter. The centimeter doesn't trust me for some reason. So, I quit the fucking metric system. I'm currently an inch....so free...#yolo. I quit the metric system for several reasons, however, does this give the centimeter to treat me like I'm a mean cat with a closed vagina

No, the centimeter shouldnt treat you bad just because your not in the metric system anymore, thats not fair for you maybe try asking the centimeter why hes being such a close-minded pencil dick

2KK2 l Martin wrote:What is the best way to say to a girl when saying "I want to get laid with you?"

Whats the question lol? The best thing to say to a girl who says that? You say 'OK' or if your looking for ways TO say that dont word it as a question, demand it llOl

Juliaz wrote:

Sean wrote:There's this person. Let's call it.... a centimeter. The centimeter doesn't trust me for some reason. So, I quit the fucking metric system. I'm currently an inch....so free...#yolo. I quit the metric system for several reasons, however, does this give the centimeter to treat me like I'm a mean cat with a closed vagina

No, the centimeter shouldnt treat you bad just because your not in the metric system anymore, thats not fair for you maybe try asking the centimeter why hes being such a close-minded pencil dick

Thanks Juju!! You always know the best things to say.

New question: there's this girl name Julia, and I think she's h0t. My boyfriend, tankin, and my wife, courtney, want to have a four way with her. What's the best way to ask?

Hey Julia, I keep hearing voice, Is it jesus or not?

Sean wrote:New question: there's this girl name Julia, and I think she's h0t. My boyfriend, tankin, wants to have a three way with her. What's the best way to ask?

GOING TO PRETEND THAT ISNT ME. But for a threesome im assuming you'd have to be really comfortable with eachother or really drunk. So if your friends and have reached the point where its what you want to do then perhaps talk about it separately with both and THEN as a group and just do it one night, or if your not then you might have to roofie one of them, or even both.

2KK2 l Martin wrote:Hey Julia, I keep hearing voice, Is it jesus or not?

Whats it saying?

Juliaz wrote:

Sean wrote:New question: there's this girl name Julia, and I think she's h0t. My boyfriend, tankin, wants to have a three way with her. What's the best way to ask?

GOING TO PRETEND THAT ISNT ME. But for a threesome im assuming you'd have to be really comfortable with eachother or really drunk. So if your friends and have reached the point where its what you want to do then perhaps talk about it separately with both and THEN as a group and just do it one night, or if your not then you might have to roofie one of them, or even both.

It was you : new answer please.

If I was to say you got 10 posts in 5 mins what'll be your response

tankin | D6G wrote:

Juliaz wrote:

Sean wrote:New question: there's this girl name Julia, and I think she's h0t. My boyfriend, tankin, wants to have a three way with her. What's the best way to ask?

GOING TO PRETEND THAT ISNT ME. But for a threesome im assuming you'd have to be really comfortable with eachother or really drunk. So if your friends and have reached the point where its what you want to do then perhaps talk about it separately with both and THEN as a group and just do it one night, or if your not then you might have to roofie one of them, or even both.

It was you : new answer please.

Follow up question: Are you more submissive or..

tankin | D6G wrote:

Juliaz wrote:

Sean wrote:New question: there's this girl name Julia, and I think she's h0t. My boyfriend, tankin, wants to have a three way with her. What's the best way to ask?

GOING TO PRETEND THAT ISNT ME. But for a threesome im assuming you'd have to be really comfortable with eachother or really drunk. So if your friends and have reached the point where its what you want to do then perhaps talk about it separately with both and THEN as a group and just do it one night, or if your not then you might have to roofie one of them, or even both.

It was you : new answer please.

Well then you'd probably have to A. give 500m... B. help me get Andys nudes... or most likely C. give up

Can you help me make friends?

2KK2 l Martin wrote:If I was to say you got 10 posts in 5 mins what'll be your response

Thats not really advice and more of a question but I only post constructive posts so id say 'get @ me' lol

G7 wrote:Can you help me make friends?

No I cant but to make friends all you need to do is really be yourself, otherwise youd be making friends with people who arent like you

Dont trust her she's a merd nodder!

You durggie trying to give advice! I want my money back!

I'm into S&M, but I'm afraid to ask greggy if he's into it. Whato do i do