[FORUM GAME] King of the Hill [FORUM GAME]

pantsguy27 wrote:i make a fort impossible to break through unless the person pays me 50m and kick letmeskull of the hill

Waded l T00M wrote:Connor believes he is immune to all stupid and non clever people. The race of Vampires comes into play.

As I have been gone for awhile - I have became a blood sucking vampire.

My weaknesses obviously are a stake in my heart. But considering as being a day walker, I have even more power.

Connor is easily my slave when I suck his blood. Being King does not make u immune to a vampire's bite.

You become my slave and immediately are a barrier to anyone who comes up the hill! But you can be immune to my reign.

I am King of the Hill.

pantsguy27 wrote:I lure u down with a penis and I claim hill

Connor wrote:You Guys suck at this game. I create an amazing response and you ruin it with 3 word come backs that don't so anything lol

LetMeSkull wrote:I drop-kick Legend Joe4 all the way to China where the people slowly devour him.
I announce: "I hereby give up my temporary position as King of the Hill!" You all come scurrying up, and I mean EVERYBODY. You all work together like zombies and shoot many tiny holes in me with your sniper rifles. Z6N sobs and runs up and takes my shirt off because she wants to take a look at my sexy body before the others devour it. Inside is a bomb tightly strapped to myself with the time 00:05 on it. 00:04...00:03...00:02...00:01. She warns everyone. You all only have time to run 3 meters before the bomb rips you all apart. I respawn, and retake my position as King of the Hill!

This time, to avoid Waded, I clone 100 copies of myself. This time they all have 100% immunity as do I. They are heavily armed with the top equipment. They have Kevlar Vests among many other, numerous types of grenades, jet-packs, flamethrowers, throwing knives, scimitars, RPG's, and their very own Minigun. The ammo is unlimited, thanks to Mod Mark's spawning powers. They also have guard dogs with razor-sharp teeth and armor that provides a defense bonus that makes Torva seem worse than wearing Wizard Robes. We are all invincible.

We are not all invincible, as it turns out. 5 of my clones get lured by Partyhats and Pennys on the ground. 5 more get hypnotized. I then make Mod Mark grant us immunity against trickery. I still have 90 left.

But 90 of the best-trained invincible warriors isn't enough, I think (even though nothing could be farther from the truth). I smoke a drug that makes me VERY paranoid.

I then train a fire-breathing dragon with 32 heads.

Finally, I kidnap Tz-Tok Jad and bind him to my will. Anyone who comes gets 1-hit by his Magic and Ranged attack. He is first; if anyone gets by him, impossibly, they will get meleed. If Tz-Tok Jad is occupied, they might slip by him, then get roasted by the fire-breathing dragon. If they have antifire potions and a Dragonfire Shield, my clones blast them with all elements and weapons making it impossible to survive the attack.

After all of this has happened Firefury54 spawns 10,000 skeletons. I blast them ALL with Ice Barrage, gaining approximately 200,000,000 experience per cast. They all crumble including Firefury54 himself and Nitm.

I sit on my throne calmly while the battle rages out.

For centuries I sit on my throne, unopposed. One day I grow old and die, but before I do my final act is to keep all of my well-trained warriors.

Firefury54 takes my spot as King of the Hill.

He's a great warrior and kills anyone who comes up the hill. Nimble he is; dodging bullets and running at the speed of light.

But then Mod Mark comes in his entirety. He's too fat for Firefury54 to run circles around him. All he does is sit down and that is the end of Firefury54.

Waded comes up and corndogs me onto the ground. I face him defiantly. I parry and parry his attacks but it's not enough. Tz-Tok Jad one-hits Legend Joe4 who has respawned and is once coming up the hill. He directs his attention to Waded and damages him badly.

Juliaz diverts Tz-Tok Jad's attention, leaving Waded to fight me once again. My fire-breathing dragon scorches Waded's face, leaving a charred skull. But he still lives! He lands a blow on me in the gut, knocking the wind out of me. At that moment one of my heavily armed clones let a bio-bomb loose that wipes out everything for a 50-meter radius. He then does a somersault and snaps Waded's neck between his thigh. I thank my clone and sit calmly for 5 millenia.

Sam comes and I do a roundhouse kick that would have made Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee jealous. He doesn't stand a chance. Normally my minions would have stopped him but I went down there myself.

For years James and the others come up the hill to take my place but my soldiers are too powerful. They don't even get to my fire-breathing dragon, much less Tz-Tok Jad.

I then train a Phoenix risen from the ashes of its parent. The attacks from stealth bombers led by Host Viper worry me. They're getting new advanced technology that gets all the way to my fire-breathing dragon.

The Phoenix wreaks havoc and annihilates any incoming planes.

Then...one day...Disturbiaz dabs in the occult. He summons demons and ghosts from the foul pits of Hell, or Underworld. They are undetectable...but wait! The guard dogs I'd trained. The ghosts and demons stand no chance and Disturbiaz gives up. I command my fire-breathing dragon to rake him a thousand times and command two of my clones to bring him up.

I then douse Disturbiaz in alcohol. The pain is too much and he dies. With my 67 Strength I throw his decayed corpse so far, it hits Sam who's respawned once again before my clone can even hip-fire his Barrett 50-Cal Sniper Rifle at the Global Moderator.

Taking my dual-wielded, full-auto Barrett 50-Cal, I shoot them into Waded II's face. He crumples to the ground. Doing a 360°, I shoot my full-auto rifles faster than a minigun. Thousands fall to the ground. I use them as swords and smack the zombies James has spawn. I made a wide swath of destruction in my wake.

Then comes the guard dogs; not my own, but Xodz's guard dogs. I take my flamethrower loaded with napalm and other various materials and kill approximately 36,000 vicious dogs.

I sit on my hill. All is quiet...but too quiet. I look beyond and there is everyone. BILLIONS of people, animals. Even with our immunity and the unlimited amount of firepower at our disposal, it will take too long to kill the whole world's inhabitants. I drop a nuclear bomb right in the middle; so big you can't imagine. About 50 million people are left, charging at us. They detonate the land mines below and die.

I'm a bit bored now. Wanting to play baseball, I instruct a clone to throw me a pack of C4 explosives. My aim is true; I hit 50 what would have been considered home runs with C4 explosives into the millions of people charging us. With a detonator the size of my fist, I take off the safety and press the red button. BOOM. All is still. I am King of the Hill for 50,000 more years.

I'M KING OF THE HILL!

Firefury54 wrote:Sounds like you strung together all the stories you already used. Think of something new LetMeSkull And Connor, I think pantsguy has a point there ... I'm pretty sure you died from the lack of oxygen ... A mistake in your perfect plan

And as for you LetMeSkull, I will spent a few years training magic so that I understand how the basic elements work. Then I will summon a great tsunami to wash you away from the hill. With the hill empty, I get to proclaim myself king of the Hill