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- zemlyr <-- oh baby
- Sean <--
- Stark <--
- Juliaz <-- bra stuffer
-Mistro <-- WELCOMING!!!
And umm...yeah...
......James <-- ew
Special thanks to: UC2 MORON!
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Betting Arena
Betting Arena
- Most active better goes to... Cannon000777
- Most active hustler (host) goes to... Nr
- High roller of the week goes to... Kaysie
WOW! That bitch's on fire
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Host of the week..................
LOLJK It's Martin(xaveragejoex)!!!!!
Mistro: So how are you doing Martin?
RTTR | Martin: I'm doing fine Tom, what about you?
Mistro: Excellent! Way more tired than I should be lately, but overall very good! Been up to anything interesting this weekend?
RTTR | Martin: Well I've been at the spirit tree as usual ;P and just helping people out!
Mistro: Helpful as always! Now I have to say, when I first joined Cora Dyce, I always saw you on the forums, being extremely helpful and uplifting. Do you have any advice you could give to new or current Cora Dyce members?
RTTR | Martin: Well Tom, just be friendly and help people out, it is the best thing to do, just get to know some people and become friends with them
Mistro: How do you feel about Cora Dyce members, and the community as a whole?
RTTR | Martin: Well the last month I've been through a lot, and the whole community has been there for me, supporting me and just being nice in general, I love the whole community as they are fun and loyal.
Mistro: The entire community appreciates it!
I always felt that Cora Dyce is more of a community than an organization, would agree with this?RTTR | Martin: Yes I would agree
Mistro: Excellent!
So I know this can be a tough question, but take a second to think about it. If you could change one thing about Rs and one thing about Cora Dyce, what would it be?RTTR | Martin: Well the one thing I'd change about Rs is EOC, the thing I'd change about Cora Dyce is.. Getting me rank ;D (Jokes) I wouldn't change nothing about Cora Dyce because it is the community in Rs.
Mistro: I completely agree with the EOC, I'm really not looking forward to it. And I feel like that's a lot of people's goal! (Mine included!) Haha. So, on the topic of rank, how do you feel about your quest on getting a rank?
RTTR | Martin: Well at the moment I think I'm doing great, I try my hardest to do multiple things like Advertise, bet, drop partys, be friendly etc. But the thing that upset me today was Award the noob, trolling me saying I got accepted... I demand this noob to get demoted..
jk I love award (no homo)Mistro: That's a low blow! Haha, but I think it certainly shows our hosts have a good sense of humor! So, out of all the hosts in Cora Dyce, who do you feel closest with? (No homo
)RTTR | Martin: Well the hosts I am close to here are Sanne, Award, Aaron, Duya and Nr
Mistro: Very nice! It's awesome to get to know some of the hosts and get to talk to them outside of their "hosting realm" so to speak. I'm going to ask you a few criteria, and then you'll say the host with the closest match! Ready?
RTTR | Martin: Yes sir
Mistro: Most likely to get arrested?
RTTR | Martin: Duya
Mistro: Funniest host?
RTTR | Martin: Sanne
Mistro: Most likely to run away with a 1m bet?
RTTR | Martin: Duya
Mistro: Biggest chatterbox?
RTTR | Martin: Award
Mistro: Most likely to bet their entire bank in a day?
RTTR | Martin: Sanne
Mistro: And finally, most likely to become president?
RTTR | Martin: Oh this is very hard, I must say Nr for this ;D
Mistro: I know it's a random question, but it'd be incredibly interesting to have a host as a government leader! Haha. So, we're going to be wrapping this interview up! Any closing remarks to your fellow Cora Dyce members?
RTTR | Martin: Yes, all listen to Gangnam style and keep dicing at Cora Dyce.
RTTR | Martin: Thank you Tom
Mistro: Thanks so much Joe! See ya soon buddy!
RTTR | Martin:
~R.I.P. Martin's father~
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James's American Corner
l!!!!Random Interview!!!!
James : Hey, Strugg! How are you?
Struggler In a hurry. You?
:James : Very well thanks. So.. do you share the load of work with Andy?
Struggler Andy does way more.. way way more. But people don't see it. He does alot of work but barely talks.. might be because he is somehow retarded not sure :
James : Ah, you seem to banter a lot with each other. Are you guys friendly to each other/ do you get along?
Struggler We are fine ;)We just share the insult based humour ! :
James : Humour is always good
. If you could be an animal, what would it be?Struggler Male lion. Fuck,eat,piss,sleep and fight... while the females do hunt the prey... looks like fun. :
James :Haha, that's certainly a creative answer. What makes you angry
? Struggler Too much to write down.. :
JamesLol, ok
. Let's have a situation. You have won £20million on the lottery (or whatever currency you Germans have). What do you buy? : Struggler Some nice houses, a few mercedes, some porches, and lots of booze to party. I'd probably move to monaco or St Tropqez and enjoy life. :
James : Sounds nice. Are there any hints on new features that may come to Cora Dyce?
Struggler Uh well, the new games will come ;Rock Paper Scissors, BlackJack, and maybe more. Also, we want more focus on the community, so if it works out, we are going to move the forums, and add some nice features for the community. Also, we plan on using the citadel more. Maybe some events.. some fun wars, fight the hosts or something like that. We have many plans, but sadly not enough time for all of them.:
James : Oo, I'll look forward to that. Who is your favourite person at Cora?...
Struggler Definately, and without a doubt **********. And no guys.. not worth it to count the stars
I actually can't decide.. we have so many great people in our commuity. :James :I won't sleep now -.- And your worst?
Struggler Ah, that's easy. Majed, Juliaz, and Sanne! Worst people ever! Oh, and Duya. :
James : Haha, oh that reminds me. I need to practice my German. Ich habe einen Hund. Is that right?
Struggler perfekt!:
James : Gut! Well, thank you for your time. Is there anything you'd like to add?
Struggler well, I would like to thank all the people at Cora Dyce! I've been here over a year and really really am surprised how awsome the community is. And, no, thank you! :
World News With JamesTehGod.
In this weeks news,
Hmm, I can't really say that much is happened this week..
- JamesTehGod has married Lelz, also known as Majed, as of Friday at around 3-4pm GMT. Will this last?
- On Thursday, UC2 M0R0N turned 15. Happy birthday to him
A farely quiet week!
In other non related news,
- A Shot was Fired at Obamas Campaign Office! A shot has been fired through the window of Barack Obama's election campaign office in Colorado. Nobody was injured in the incident but a large panel of glass was shattered.
- England Win again. England beat San Marino 5-0 at Wembley last night, with stand-in captain Wayne Rooney scoring twice.
And that's all from me, JamesTehGod. Happy Dicing!
Guess The Person!
This weeks snapshot..
Who could it possibly be?
Previous Winners
Week 16 : Xodz | Slave
Week 17 : LFK
Week 18 :
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Jokes of the Week!
Juliaz tells XV-Neo, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
Neo replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
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Struggler: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop", got it Majed?
Majed: But big daddy Strugg.... he touched both so I said "don’t stop"
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As an airplane is about to crash, Nancy jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”
Nancy removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”
Sam stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.
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How are Corena and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
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Andy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurses, Eeky and YXB, and demands them to open the sperm bank vault. Eeky says “But sir, its just a sperm bank!”, “I don’t care, open it now!!!” Andy replies. YXB opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says “Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!”, YXB and Eeky look at him and say, “BUT, they are sperm samples???” , “DO IT!”. So they suck it back. “That one there, drink that one as well.”, so they drink that one as well. Finally after 4 samples Andy takes off his ski mask and says, “See babes – its not that hard.”
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Giveaways & Competitions to try!
Duya & Defcone's GIVEAWAYS!
Jojo's weekly giveaways!
Cora PvP 300M GIVEAWAY!!!
Guide of the Week!
- How to download and use Cora Dyce Customer Teamspeak
by zemlyr
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Goodbye Mac. 
Saen: Hey Cora nubs. Today we have......LFK(originally known as The Legendee, yeeee I remember. whatup)/Mac. How're you doing cutie
Mac: haha
Yeah I'm doing alrightSaen: So Mac, how were you originally introduced to the clan?
Mac: Well, I started originally playing "guess the colour" flowers in w2 and I lost my bank to scamming
I then logged in w1 one day to meet my friend and saw the dicing going on
Saen: You mean your pixel GF:P?
Mac: NOOO
I didnt know majed back then...And yeah, I then tried to start a clan but it went nowhere but I still made 30m from it and I found Cora
Saen:What made you stick around for that long? September '11 - October '12
Mac: As a normal member i was here from june
Saen: Oooo. Did not know that interviews r so helpful like dat
Mac: but i stayed because I felt at home within the communit
Saen: AWWWW <3<333
ik it's the sexiest community ever full of a few mature people(nr, ryan), sluts(....you know who you are
) and trolls <3Mac: sluts such as katie??
ik she'll rage for that ^
Saen: Sooooo a lot of people here are pissed off about you leaving? Comment?
Mac: those who hate me for leaving or tell me to get f***** should look at themselves
what reason do they have to hate me? I didn't do anything to them
Saen: Are there any reactions in particular that made you think, wow WTF, did not expect that
Mac: yeah a few people I just put on my ignore list cause they were complete bitches to me when i left
Id say their names but I dont want them to feel special
Saen: lolol. What do you miss most now?
Mac: The fact that you do so little work in cora
Saen: OH HELLLLL NAWW bitch
Mac: l0l
Saen: do you lose sleep that you've left me here with just one lover now. Majed.
Mac: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Saen: and his @$$ isn't even tight anymore
Mac: l000l0l0l0l0l00l0l0l im sure 2mf will love you
Saen: What's it like reconnecting with da Sams
?oh and Kyru who was gonna get scammed a rank from the lovely Rhune!
Mac: I dont really see snow much, but when I do hes always giving me advice
Saen: and PJ/Kyru
? They are fellow aussies!Mac: pj... well all I have to say is armsbrah
kyru is most helpful
Saen: If you could give Cora advice or change 1 thing, what'd it be?
Mac: Interact more with hosts and betters.
^aimed @ ****
Saen: Non RS related shiz.
Whats your favorite thang about Australia. Besides kangaroos.
Mac: joeys
^ baby kangaroos mwwahhahaha
Saen: gimme pic of 1
Mac: idk. the weather? but i dont wanna go to google imagesssss
Saen: christmas in da summer
.......lazy white boy fine ill do it!
Mac: #airconditioningFTW
Saen:
whos cuter.. Majed or Joey
Mac: majed
Saen: unlike Majed, i bet Joey isn't drowned in cum though
most embarassing moment
?Mac: um
Saen: dont lie or 2mf will rape
Mac: the day miz may tried to skype rape me
lol jokes
Saen: mannnnn i was getting a lil hard.
Mac: new question time i think
Saen: sexiest person in the world?
Mac: thats a difficult question
theres plenty of sexy women out there. the ones who've had plastic surgery etc I don't like much.
Stay natural
Saen: Name one of your favorites
Mac: hmm 2mf? he wishes.
idk lemme think
Saen: kk
Mac: rosie huntington
Saen: You like BLONDES
Mac: l0l i dont really care much for hair colour
Saen: .....
Mac:
3 way for majed u and vabz
Saen: HELL YEEEE. Who do you miss the most so far?
Mac: strugggggggg
i still talk to u so i dont miss u
Saen: Jew's game...
i'll name a host and you do that thing
Mac: lolok
this will be funny
Saen: aid
?Mac: richbitch
Saen: Aureee
Mac: dafuq
Saen: Christina
Mac: cats <---obvious
Saen: 2MF?
Mac: black
Saen: Sanne?
Mac: beiber
Saen: Nancy?
Mac: rageeeee
Saen: Nr?
Mac: partyhats
Saen: Carbon
Mac: slutnugget
Saen: 9th
Mac: undescribeable <3
Thanks for joining us Mac. We'll see ya around <3
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