Week 15
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Any ideas for the newsletter are welcome, just pm Zemlyr or Sean.
Newsletter writers:
- zemlyr <-- Boss
- Juliaz <-- on vacation
- Sean <-- just got a promotion ;]
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Past Newsletters
Week 1
Week 2
Week 3
Week 4
Week 5
Week 6
Week 7
Week 8
Week 9
Week 10
Week 11
Week 12
Week 13
Week 14
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Betting Arena
- Most active better goes to... Cannon000777
- Most active hustler (host) goes to... Jojo
- High roller of the week goes to... Luke Frosty
Intense dice duals with Luke and Wisely
those are some big pots guys
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Host of the week ~ Duya ~
Juliaz and Duya!
what did we get ourselves into...
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WARNING - the following interview contains scenes with Duya, viewer discretion is advised
Julia: Hey Duya!
Duya: Hey Julia!
Julia: What’s up
Duya: I was just about to ask you! Not much! Just lying in my bed watching my favourite YouTube channel! Cora pvp! Unfortunately no one is really giving attention to it so I've been watching the same video for over 4 hours now!
Julia: Lool im surprised its not prons? D:
Duya: . Who the fuck is Pronz. Ooh.. Porn.. >.> well Julia, as a responsible host I've cut down on the porn and I watch more Rs
related videos
Julia: Hahaha Yea yea ik, seems like something you would be into.
Duya: Actually it's not, I’m more into lolicon and Bestiality but w/e you know, gotta do what you gotta do to please the boss.
Julia: Lol, what are you into? As in hobbies
Duya: well, I like to go out... Barbecuing.. Soccer.. play video games, role-play irl as a knight such as walking through the forest butt naked with sword and spears home made out of tree branches.. I like to be a host... And wank. I like to cook and sing and listen to music. And I love to socialize
Julia: What can you cook ?
Duya: I can cook about anything, not just greasy shit and eggs I’m like the Dr. dré of good food. I cook like there's no tomorrow. As normal people would get 99 cooking I get 120 such as u can gain 120 dungeneering. I’m the most badass cookin motherfucker in Holland.
Julia: LOL, iron chef Holland So you like to roleplay irl? Explain Lol
Duya: Well, Practically. I imagine I'm in the year 1500 , a Viking. And as I stand in the middle of a piece of plain grassland in the forest, I raise my spear, as the wind flows through my legs and past my ballsack... My hard penis Rises up fierce above the trees, I take out my IPOD, I turn on an epic song... The motivational powers that flow through you then are beyond imaginary limits. That’s dem roleplay..And I like it naked especially when it rains.
Julia: Hmm neat! Hahaha.. are you perhaps on any drugs atm?
Duya: No. drugz iz bad. I'm speakin truth.
Julia: What are some songs you like?
Duya: The National - about today
Otto Knows - Million Voices
Adelle - w/e
Lana Del Rey - All of them so sexy
I like about everything. Rap , dubstep.. And stuff. I like it rough.
Julia: :O lol! Well, what is your favourite part about Rs?
Duya: I guess the dressing up, I like to wear all kind of shit that turns me on. When I had my first skillcape I wanked off on it for weeks, and Cora Dyce ofc.
Julia: Why Cora Dyce?
Duya: Because I have never saw a community so complex and fun as Cora Dyce and I live from day to day and it's always fun to come online and read the bullshit that's been written on forums. Mostly Andy’s bullshit. Because everything he says never makes sense and it makes me vomit.
Julia: Give us an example
Duya: Example of what, bitch.
Julia: Andy making you vomit.
Duya: He's just disgusting, I was having my D in his mom once and he just stepped in the room and he didn’t ever care he told his mom to make some space, he sat down and ate his pizza.
Julia: What would you do to Andy if you had him for a day?
Duya: I'd tie him to the bed and fuck him until my penis got sore, then I'd do it again and again and again, until he made me a general for free and recognised me as his supreme superior.
Julia: Who are some of your favourite hosts and why?
Duya: Well,
Eileithya, She is very hot.. She has always Interested me, A very generous person and never complains..
Then host poop.. Haven't seen him in a while but I just loved him for his amazing prank calls and his irresistible humour..
Then myself, Idk why i think it kinda tells itself, I’m a very good boy. Generous.. Sexy.. A sexy voice.. Everyone likes me except for the jelly haters.. umm I’m so boss I’m getting interviewed
Then last but not least.. NIO.. You don’t know him yet but that will be my next name he will be so cool
Julia: How about from the current hosts atm ?
Duya: Ooh.. well I kind of like everyone, but I guess not everyone likes me, I think Aid hates me a bit, tehehe and umm ye the half I haven't really get to know. Then there's Jthrust I like him he's down to earth and never gets mad. I like you cuz ur just some weird kid. I have a crush on l1z and umm. Zodz is a good guy. Taco. Nr. Andy...Everyone
Julia: Who would you like to see ranked? Top 3 members and why
Duya: 1. Over Living
2. SPONSOR
3. Defcone
Defcone because he's my irl friend and I have actually seen how much effort he puts into it... Whenever he's at my house he spends 12 hours nonstop just for the clan..
SPONSOR because he’s really helpful, he has never let me down as I seen, he's immature and he doesn't really care about cash and has expanded ADV skills.
Over living, this guy is just a beast, No1 can actually say he doesn't deserve it, he's been here longer then I can think of he has given away over 600m-1b he has betted alot and did super much for us
Julia: Nice picks Tell us how you got accepted as host and how you've gotten as far as you have.
Duya: Well, I was solo hosting at the entrance of west varrock bank, I was dressed up as a girl and I made 300m in like 3 days, People used to call me scammer because I diced alot, and Andy used to walk by and defend me.. .He didn't know me but he had fallen for my girly looks and my intelligence and humour, After I liked all of his DJ vids on YouTube there was no doubt he couldn't rank me, So I flirted with Blufsyak a bit AKA Sam Global mod.. One day he walked down at me and told me to give 200m I never really applied, I bought rank, registered to forums and told a story of 3 lines, (back in the days this was a lot) , Idk I have always envied and liked Andy and I guess our friendship had a good influence on my ranks, Even tho it was not my intention to become friends with him for a rank.. Because I actually never knew he was the clan leader, but oh well that's how it went and I guess my strong will, loyalty and dedication to Cora Dyce has always made Andy decide to rerank me after the mistakes I made which I appreciate with all my heart.
Julia: Hahahaha, so you’re a shemale ?
Duya: I used to be a shemale for 7 years, I made a lot of money gold-digging, I was a boss at manipulating, I could make a guy trust me and rip him off for 100-200m, Which I'm not afraid of to share with you guys, as this is not scamming. They gave cash to me at free will because I told them a little sad story about me getting hacked also I had it all planned out.. Female Facebook etc. Ye.. I was a boss. So called "smart people" Like zezima were skilling to make a poor sad 10k p/week while I was ballin on boobs and a pussy gold-digging my way up to the top. I was the Paris Hilton of world 1 varrock square. and before that I ruled world 2 falador park
Julia: Wow :O you’re a very interesting person lol, what are some things we don’t know about Duya ?
Duya: A lot, which I'm not sharing with all of you, only some know and I'd like to keep it that way. I did wank off in class once though and in the bus. This was very pleasant.
Julia: Hmm.. well, where do you see yourself in the future on Cora Dyce?
Duya: Where I am today, perhaps a general rank, perhaps a moderator , but I don't need Cora Dyce for personal gain, I am just proud to know that I made this happen, When I came here in the beginning Cora Dyce was a piece of shit clan and today it has become a Homebase, a community for young and old, and for every kind of people. I'd rather see the clan improve, because by improving the clan, we shall improve ourselves, that's something to be proud of and it's something we will all gain something with.
Julia: Do you consider yourself a veteran since you’ve been here so long?
Duya: Yes of course, I'm one of first 30-50 to have signed up on forums, though this doesn't show, Because My account was confirmed too late as Andy wasn't aware of the name change I undertook.
Julia: Have you changed from when you joined to now?
Duya: Ye, I used to be more controvert and outgoing, I made people laugh, smile and did prank calls to amuse them, I notice I've became a bit more rude and strict, but I still have my moments of fun, and I try to keep it up as much as possible because I think my humour represents me and is my signature to all of you, nowadays I think I’ve been maturing more, I feel less like doing prank calls and making raps with Andy , But this weekend I’ll get wasted as fuck and hopefully make some new tracks lol.
Julia: Lmao, well Duya, any last words haha?
Duya: Ye. Marry me, you cunt. Kidding. Nah. I want all the Cora Dyce people to know that I love them and to sign up for my give-away http://www.coradyce.com/t17856-_-_-_-_-50-million-give-away-_-_-_-_-duya-defcone.
Julia: Haha, well thanks for joining me today
Duya: Np hun. w/e :O
Duya: Hey Julia!
Julia: What’s up
Duya: I was just about to ask you! Not much! Just lying in my bed watching my favourite YouTube channel! Cora pvp! Unfortunately no one is really giving attention to it so I've been watching the same video for over 4 hours now!
Julia: Lool im surprised its not prons? D:
Duya: . Who the fuck is Pronz. Ooh.. Porn.. >.> well Julia, as a responsible host I've cut down on the porn and I watch more Rs
related videos
Julia: Hahaha Yea yea ik, seems like something you would be into.
Duya: Actually it's not, I’m more into lolicon and Bestiality but w/e you know, gotta do what you gotta do to please the boss.
Julia: Lol, what are you into? As in hobbies
Duya: well, I like to go out... Barbecuing.. Soccer.. play video games, role-play irl as a knight such as walking through the forest butt naked with sword and spears home made out of tree branches.. I like to be a host... And wank. I like to cook and sing and listen to music. And I love to socialize
Julia: What can you cook ?
Duya: I can cook about anything, not just greasy shit and eggs I’m like the Dr. dré of good food. I cook like there's no tomorrow. As normal people would get 99 cooking I get 120 such as u can gain 120 dungeneering. I’m the most badass cookin motherfucker in Holland.
Julia: LOL, iron chef Holland So you like to roleplay irl? Explain Lol
Duya: Well, Practically. I imagine I'm in the year 1500 , a Viking. And as I stand in the middle of a piece of plain grassland in the forest, I raise my spear, as the wind flows through my legs and past my ballsack... My hard penis Rises up fierce above the trees, I take out my IPOD, I turn on an epic song... The motivational powers that flow through you then are beyond imaginary limits. That’s dem roleplay..And I like it naked especially when it rains.
Julia: Hmm neat! Hahaha.. are you perhaps on any drugs atm?
Duya: No. drugz iz bad. I'm speakin truth.
Julia: What are some songs you like?
Duya: The National - about today
Otto Knows - Million Voices
Adelle - w/e
Lana Del Rey - All of them so sexy
I like about everything. Rap , dubstep.. And stuff. I like it rough.
Julia: :O lol! Well, what is your favourite part about Rs?
Duya: I guess the dressing up, I like to wear all kind of shit that turns me on. When I had my first skillcape I wanked off on it for weeks, and Cora Dyce ofc.
Julia: Why Cora Dyce?
Duya: Because I have never saw a community so complex and fun as Cora Dyce and I live from day to day and it's always fun to come online and read the bullshit that's been written on forums. Mostly Andy’s bullshit. Because everything he says never makes sense and it makes me vomit.
Julia: Give us an example
Duya: Example of what, bitch.
Julia: Andy making you vomit.
Duya: He's just disgusting, I was having my D in his mom once and he just stepped in the room and he didn’t ever care he told his mom to make some space, he sat down and ate his pizza.
Julia: What would you do to Andy if you had him for a day?
Duya: I'd tie him to the bed and fuck him until my penis got sore, then I'd do it again and again and again, until he made me a general for free and recognised me as his supreme superior.
Julia: Who are some of your favourite hosts and why?
Duya: Well,
Eileithya, She is very hot.. She has always Interested me, A very generous person and never complains..
Then host poop.. Haven't seen him in a while but I just loved him for his amazing prank calls and his irresistible humour..
Then myself, Idk why i think it kinda tells itself, I’m a very good boy. Generous.. Sexy.. A sexy voice.. Everyone likes me except for the jelly haters.. umm I’m so boss I’m getting interviewed
Then last but not least.. NIO.. You don’t know him yet but that will be my next name he will be so cool
Julia: How about from the current hosts atm ?
Duya: Ooh.. well I kind of like everyone, but I guess not everyone likes me, I think Aid hates me a bit, tehehe and umm ye the half I haven't really get to know. Then there's Jthrust I like him he's down to earth and never gets mad. I like you cuz ur just some weird kid. I have a crush on l1z and umm. Zodz is a good guy. Taco. Nr. Andy...Everyone
Julia: Who would you like to see ranked? Top 3 members and why
Duya: 1. Over Living
2. SPONSOR
3. Defcone
Defcone because he's my irl friend and I have actually seen how much effort he puts into it... Whenever he's at my house he spends 12 hours nonstop just for the clan..
SPONSOR because he’s really helpful, he has never let me down as I seen, he's immature and he doesn't really care about cash and has expanded ADV skills.
Over living, this guy is just a beast, No1 can actually say he doesn't deserve it, he's been here longer then I can think of he has given away over 600m-1b he has betted alot and did super much for us
Julia: Nice picks Tell us how you got accepted as host and how you've gotten as far as you have.
Duya: Well, I was solo hosting at the entrance of west varrock bank, I was dressed up as a girl and I made 300m in like 3 days, People used to call me scammer because I diced alot, and Andy used to walk by and defend me.. .He didn't know me but he had fallen for my girly looks and my intelligence and humour, After I liked all of his DJ vids on YouTube there was no doubt he couldn't rank me, So I flirted with Blufsyak a bit AKA Sam Global mod.. One day he walked down at me and told me to give 200m I never really applied, I bought rank, registered to forums and told a story of 3 lines, (back in the days this was a lot) , Idk I have always envied and liked Andy and I guess our friendship had a good influence on my ranks, Even tho it was not my intention to become friends with him for a rank.. Because I actually never knew he was the clan leader, but oh well that's how it went and I guess my strong will, loyalty and dedication to Cora Dyce has always made Andy decide to rerank me after the mistakes I made which I appreciate with all my heart.
Julia: Hahahaha, so you’re a shemale ?
Duya: I used to be a shemale for 7 years, I made a lot of money gold-digging, I was a boss at manipulating, I could make a guy trust me and rip him off for 100-200m, Which I'm not afraid of to share with you guys, as this is not scamming. They gave cash to me at free will because I told them a little sad story about me getting hacked also I had it all planned out.. Female Facebook etc. Ye.. I was a boss. So called "smart people" Like zezima were skilling to make a poor sad 10k p/week while I was ballin on boobs and a pussy gold-digging my way up to the top. I was the Paris Hilton of world 1 varrock square. and before that I ruled world 2 falador park
Julia: Wow :O you’re a very interesting person lol, what are some things we don’t know about Duya ?
Duya: A lot, which I'm not sharing with all of you, only some know and I'd like to keep it that way. I did wank off in class once though and in the bus. This was very pleasant.
Julia: Hmm.. well, where do you see yourself in the future on Cora Dyce?
Duya: Where I am today, perhaps a general rank, perhaps a moderator , but I don't need Cora Dyce for personal gain, I am just proud to know that I made this happen, When I came here in the beginning Cora Dyce was a piece of shit clan and today it has become a Homebase, a community for young and old, and for every kind of people. I'd rather see the clan improve, because by improving the clan, we shall improve ourselves, that's something to be proud of and it's something we will all gain something with.
Julia: Do you consider yourself a veteran since you’ve been here so long?
Duya: Yes of course, I'm one of first 30-50 to have signed up on forums, though this doesn't show, Because My account was confirmed too late as Andy wasn't aware of the name change I undertook.
Julia: Have you changed from when you joined to now?
Duya: Ye, I used to be more controvert and outgoing, I made people laugh, smile and did prank calls to amuse them, I notice I've became a bit more rude and strict, but I still have my moments of fun, and I try to keep it up as much as possible because I think my humour represents me and is my signature to all of you, nowadays I think I’ve been maturing more, I feel less like doing prank calls and making raps with Andy , But this weekend I’ll get wasted as fuck and hopefully make some new tracks lol.
Julia: Lmao, well Duya, any last words haha?
Duya: Ye. Marry me, you cunt. Kidding. Nah. I want all the Cora Dyce people to know that I love them and to sign up for my give-away http://www.coradyce.com/t17856-_-_-_-_-50-million-give-away-_-_-_-_-duya-defcone.
Julia: Haha, well thanks for joining me today
Duya: Np hun. w/e :O
If you've made it this far... congratulations! What has been seen cannot be unseen...
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Seans...
VIP/Sponsors Corner!
Members chosen this week: G, Twelve Noobs, UC2 | Moron and Stark | 0PV, SPONSOR
Seans...
VIP/Sponsors Corner!
Members chosen this week: G, Twelve Noobs, UC2 | Moron and Stark | 0PV, SPONSOR
If you were stranded on an island with one person, who would you choose?
- a half Sean, half Julia Hybrid.
- Ali AKA VP0 <3 We Would Survive Through our love <3
- If I was on an Island, I'd take YXB, straight up chillest dude I know.
- When Losing in Dicing: Majed (<3) Normally: JAX|JAX for sure
- Ummh if I was stuck on an island it would be with a girl. a hot one
- Sam,
Person with the biggest attitude?
- "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" (Not Voldy btw)
- idk tbh ill say K V 5
- Person with the biggest attitude is also YXB, because he always bitches at me for going to the college I chose (U of I). He's just jelly
- SPONSOR.
- JAX|JAX for sure
People who should join the newsletter, since the epic Julia is taking a break (don't vote yourself plox ) ?
- Well I don't know who is in it, but idk, maybe veteran's?
- Anyone that works hard and has a sense of humour. Maybe Sanne or Zodz.
- Mistro, he loves writing.
- Duya
- James (for his randomness)
- Possibly Xypher
- Tacooo
- JULIA don't leave
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Tragedy of the Week!
Julia will be leaving the newsletter team as well as the host team for the time being Reasons why in THIS SAD POST. She will be missed and has done a great job helping bring the newsletter to where it is today. [she is not the one writing this]
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Joke of the Week!
A bar in our neighborhood got lots of interesting traffic. Cars swerved into the parking lot, and the drivers would run inside only to reappear minutes later looking confused. One reason might have been the sign outside: "Free Beer, Topless Bartenders, and False Advertising."
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Tragedy of the Week!
Julia will be leaving the newsletter team as well as the host team for the time being Reasons why in THIS SAD POST. She will be missed and has done a great job helping bring the newsletter to where it is today. [she is not the one writing this]
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Joke of the Week!
A bar in our neighborhood got lots of interesting traffic. Cars swerved into the parking lot, and the drivers would run inside only to reappear minutes later looking confused. One reason might have been the sign outside: "Free Beer, Topless Bartenders, and False Advertising."
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Giveaways to try!
-zemlyr's giveaway, this actually takes skill
-Timmy's Giveaways [Week 2] [Winner Chosen @ This Sat]
- 5M giveaway! 1-50
- Taro's Weekly Giveaway
- Stkill's Weekly Giveaways!
- >>>>{*}-100M--( THE BIG GIVEAWAY )--100M-{*}<<<<
- _-_-\/-_-_ 50 MILLION GIVE-AWAY _-_-\/-_-_ Duya - Defcone
- [xar1/stark] 5X Vip rank giveaway
Competitions to try!
- [Cora PvP Youtube Competition] Prize: 3m / Accepted Clip
Guide of the Week!
- How to download and use Cora Dyce Customer Teamspeak
by zemlyr
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~~~~~~~~~~~ CORA PVP COMPETITION ~~~~~~~~~~~
~ Cora PVP Youtube Channel ~
Subscribe to the channel here!
Epic Cora PVP vid of the week!
~~~~~~~~~~~ GOOD LUCK CORA PVP-ERS ~~~~~~~~~~~
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Reminder: If you have ANY ideas or would like to contribute to the Weekly Newsletter [ Articles, Pics, Series, Comics, RL funnies ] send Zemlyr or Sean a PM and we will check it out! The more involvement we get the better. =]
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~~~~~~~~~~~ CORA PVP COMPETITION ~~~~~~~~~~~
~ Cora PVP Youtube Channel ~
Subscribe to the channel here!
Epic Cora PVP vid of the week!
~~~~~~~~~~~ GOOD LUCK CORA PVP-ERS ~~~~~~~~~~~
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Reminder: If you have ANY ideas or would like to contribute to the Weekly Newsletter [ Articles, Pics, Series, Comics, RL funnies ] send Zemlyr or Sean a PM and we will check it out! The more involvement we get the better. =]
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Editors Note - Julia here, I'm gonna miss staying up on Sunday nights to get these up ( 1AM right now ?! ) Haha This will be my last newsletter that I put up due to my break, and I just want to say I've had a blast helping make these. Its always fun to see the good comments we get every week, even the not so nice ones that help us improve. The newsletter sort of connects the members in a way, its something we look forward to and lets us know whats happening with the clan, also a sneak peak at the hosts hehe. We've made it to Week 15 guys, high fives to Zem and Sean for putting up with me for this long, LOL. Just kidding, its funny actually, the Sunday night panics *omG zem! WHERE IS SEAN? I need to get a thread locked oMG its almost MONDAY.. thats it. Im getting zodz...* or the, *dont forget to send me your parts by saturday guys! (saturday comes) I NEED YOUR PARTS, WHERE IS SEAN* .... Lol <3 you guys
To be continued... ?!?????1?