Bars tournament IV - Semi-finals - Boofz vs Slash

Boofz

Hey, it’s Slash, the guy who failed his SATs.
My next door neighbour with dementia would of passed that.
Joining discussions, acting very smart,
I'll be simple, I'll tear you apart.
No one likes you, even less than brother Jace,
Get up and leave, get out of this place.
Left and came back, all just to host,
Lets all hope, these bars are your last post.
10k post count? You take that way too serious,
I suppose it’s all you have, because you are hideous.
You spent too much time to get that tag that’s blue,
That’s probably why your girlfriend dumped you.
Just in time, no one to take to prom,
You spent your night partying… on tinychat.com
I’m trying not to end too sinister,
So you just stick to your girl avatar.

Slash

What the fuck, this pair up is shit
Don't get comfortable guys, this won't last a bit.
Boofz? All he raps about is people sitting at the Spirit tree
Get real kid, you're the one in I-R-C, hoping to get something for free.
Crying all day about how you haven't gotten ranked
Shut up bitch, you're clearly asking to get spanked.
Just like your mom, last night with 8. Ended with her getting ganked and flanked.
I know what you're thinking, 'talking about mothers aint original at all'
But i'll make an exception, since yours had a thing for my balls.
Dissing other people cause of their relation with Cora?
Really? I'm pretty sure, We're all caught up in this aura.
So stop with the try-hard, and stop rhyming about Dora.
You've got nothing but witty-ass comments
So go back home and write something a little more intense.
Hit your head a few times, cause even that thing is lacking sense
No offence, but that thing is fucking dense.
Boofz sounds like something you'd say while taking a duece
You get it? You're shit. You're going to lose.
After you do, please don't make a stupid excuse.
Oh and by the way, your birth was a cover up for the broken condom your dad used.


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Sinister and avatar don't rhyme......

Also you kinda copied my tinychat.com rhyme vs Andrew

Gg though.

really close

slash going more aggressive pulling the creeps, used the word gank, which I will take as a DotA reference (DotA > LoL)

vote for slash sorry boofz <3

Hey, it’s Slash, the guy who failed his SATs.

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Allen1 wrote:Hey, it’s Slash, the guy who failed his SATs.

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

LOL

Slash

Boofz

Hmm. I abstain. Here's why:

Hey, it’s Slash, the guy who failed his SATs.
My next door neighbour with dementia would of passed that.

~

Would have*. Haha, classic SAT grammar right there. But we're completely on the wavelength, Boofz, I, for one, also am an advocate that Slash failed his SATs.

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You spent too much time to get that tag that’s blue,
That’s probably why your girlfriend dumped you.

~

That hit way too hard for me.

Slash had some good bars as well, but they were very mean and disrespectful toward Boofz. I believe an apology should be in the making.

Allen1 wrote:Hmm. I abstain. Here's why:

Hey, it’s Slash, the guy who failed his SATs.
My next door neighbour with dementia would of passed that.

~

Would have*. Haha, classic SAT grammar right there. But we're completely on the wavelength, Boofz, I, for one, also am an advocate that Slash failed his SATs.

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You spent too much time to get that tag that’s blue,
That’s probably why your girlfriend dumped you.

~

That hit way too hard for me.

Slash had some good bars as well, but they were very mean and disrespectful toward Boofz. I believe an apology should be in the making.

hello judge.

Allen1 wrote:Hmm. I abstain. Here's why:

Hey, it’s Slash, the guy who failed his SATs.
My next door neighbour with dementia would of passed that.

~

Would have*. Haha, classic SAT grammar right there. But we're completely on the wavelength, Boofz, I, for one, also am an advocate that Slash failed his SATs.

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You spent too much time to get that tag that’s blue,
That’s probably why your girlfriend dumped you.

~

That hit way too hard for me.

Slash had some good bars as well, but they were very mean and disrespectful toward Boofz. I believe an apology should be in the making.

It's all harmless fun. I don't find any of his disrespectful, and I hope he doesn't find mine that way, too. If, for some reason he does, I apologies in advance. And yes, I don't know how I stuffed up on ''would have'', but I did. Whoever wins these bars will lose the final anyway. lol.

Gonna go Boofz, had to flip a coin tbh

boofz, read the first line and absolutely died

Luke wrote:Gonna go Boofz, had to flip a coin tbh

3x till it landed on boofz's side

if andrew actually wins this gp, i'm gonna be shellshocked lmao

Allen1 wrote:

Slash had some good bars as well, but they were very mean and disrespectful toward Boofz.

That's the point.

Iamtaba wrote:boofz, read the first line and absolutely died

If 94% percentile on your second attempt is failing, lol

first attempt wasn't fail either just for the record. So that line failed, meh.

Slash wrote:

Iamtaba wrote:boofz, read the first line and absolutely died

If 94% percentile on your second attempt is failing, lol

first attempt wasn't fail either just for the record. So that line failed, meh.

oh please, we're in zodz dyce remember? all standards are set high by rule of king zodz. fail = less than 69%

#dildoblaster

#Chill

Iamtaba wrote:

Slash wrote:

Iamtaba wrote:boofz, read the first line and absolutely died

If 94% percentile on your second attempt is failing, lol

first attempt wasn't fail either just for the record. So that line failed, meh.

oh please, we're in zodz dyce remember? all standards are set high by rule of king zodz. fail = less than 69%

#dildoblaster

#Chill

you're changing into a monster ):

slash

Slash wrote:

Allen1 wrote:

Slash had some good bars as well, but they were very mean and disrespectful toward Boofz.  

That's the point.

HAHAHAHAHA

Joe wrote:

Slash wrote:

Allen1 wrote:Slash had some good bars as well, but they were very mean and disrespectful toward Boofz.

That's the point.

HAHAHAHAHA

joey's a faggot
that eats maggots

gg 10/10 bars

Rand al'Thor wrote:

Joe wrote:

Slash wrote:

Allen1 wrote:Slash had some good bars as well, but they were very mean and disrespectful toward Boofz.

That's the point.

HAHAHAHAHA

joey's a faggot
that eats maggots

gg 10/10 bars

gg, majed
still having hard times, you glorious faggot

Rand al'Thor wrote:

Joe wrote:

Slash wrote:

Allen1 wrote:Slash had some good bars as well, but they were very mean and disrespectful toward Boofz.

That's the point.

HAHAHAHAHA

joey's a faggot
that eats maggots

gg 10/10 bars

rand al'thor is a whore

OOHHHHHHHHH

Joe wrote:

Rand al'Thor wrote:

Joe wrote:

Slash wrote:

Allen1 wrote:Slash had some good bars as well, but they were very mean and disrespectful toward Boofz.

That's the point.

HAHAHAHAHA

joey's a faggot
that eats maggots

gg 10/10 bars

rand al'thor is a whore

OOHHHHHHHHH

lol stfu..

bars.