Bars tournament IV - Round 1 - Phat vs Boofz

Phat

So this rap is going to be about Cora Dyce,
About those little Cora members… That I nickname mice.
First there’s boofz, a try hard wannabe,
The people who think you deserve host are stupider than the concept of Scientology.
Your host app is a joke and I don’t even know why you’re still here,
Every time you join the IRC I get a query from you… Asking for dick in your ear.
But it’s not just Boofz who is a silly little mouse,
There’s Zodz who owes like 10b to the fucking house. Wink
Then there’s Nancy who didn’t have any class,
I swear she could fit a basketball up her ass.
Oh and I musn’t forget little old joe,
He’s gayer than a children’s puppet-show.
Last but not least there is Slash,
He’s so poor he goes around the GE picking up leftover ash.
So I hope you enjoyed my rap,
All I can say about Boofz is, *Clap* *Clap* for the handicap.

Boofz

Pairing me with Phat? What a disgrace,
I'm going to murder this kid, and not even leave a trace.
You go out and say Cora is your life,
All you will end up with is an internet wife.
You sit around acting tough at Cora,
But you've still got your TV watching your little explorer, Dora.
The typical 12 year old, small and dumb,
While I'm out the back, banging your mum.
Lets not end this by being sincere,
Cause I'm the only reason you are here!
Now that I'm finished, and I have this won,
Sit back, and watch me win this, son!


Voting is open 36 hours from this post. Votes can be submitted by either posting on the thread, or if you don't wish to do so in public, by PMing me. The person with the most votes gathered will win. In the case of a tie I will decide the winner.

Phat4tw sorry boofz

So this rap is going to be about Cora Dyce,
About those little Cora members… That I nickname mice.

??????????????????????

boofz obviously wins.

phatty wins m8

Boofz. At least he wrote about the other person.

Boofz. Phat went off-topic and his insults didn't even work.

For the record i've made 5b+ this month lol

Boofz

Phat wrote:Last but not least there is Slash,
He’s so poor he goes around the GE picking up leftover ash.

LOOOOOOL, dafuq?
Why slash?

~

Boofz

Kᴀʀɴ wrote:

Phat wrote:Last but not least there is Slash,
He’s so poor he goes around the GE picking up leftover ash.

LOOOOOOL, dafuq?
Why slash?

~

Boofz

Because Slash rhymes with ash. Therefore, it must be true.

The people who think you deserve host are stupider than the concept of Scientology.

~

Lol. I like how you expect to win when you say this on a forum where the member-base is predominantly Islamic.

Boofz wins.

The arguments against my rap winning are as stupid as the people stating them.

Phat4tw wrote:The arguments against my rap winning are as stupid as the people stating them.  

Oh, yes... I agree. Allen, Rand and Karn are some of the more stupid people I know.

I vote inva

Boofz because Phat was like "Fuck y'all."

boofz

btw we're mostly Islam lol?

Boofz wrote:

Phat4tw wrote:The arguments against my rap winning are as stupid as the people stating them.  

Oh, yes... I agree. Allen, Rand and Karn are some of the more stupid people I know.

m8, you're getting it all wrong. The arguments are as stupid as the arguers. So, they're good arguments.
He's voting for you, Boofz.

Boofz wins 8-2. I think Phat misinterpreted his opponent, twas Boofz not half of the clan. Maybe it's a metaphor for Boofz being as big as half of the clan, if so, brilliant, but it didn't cut it.

Boofz wrote:

Phat4tw wrote:The arguments against my rap winning are as stupid as the people stating them.  

Oh, yes... I agree. Allen, Rand and Karn are some of the more stupid people I know.

LOOOOOOOOL

Phat4tw is worst host 2014/15