if you are tl;dr, just read the 2nd to last line
So this guy wanted to vs me in chess 20m
During the game
[11:42:36] <Squad_Dream> WTF
[11:42:40] <Squad_Dream> how di du do that
[11:42:41] <Squad_Dream> WTFWTFWTFTWF
[11:44:25] <Chess> ?
[11:44:41] <Squad_Dream> u made ur queen gove over ur weird big thing
[11:45:06] <Chess> i didnt
[11:45:30] <Squad_Dream> then why is queen on b and ur big thing on c
[11:45:51] <Chess> can u call them by their piece names
[11:45:55] <Chess> i dont know what the big thing is
[11:47:30] <Squad_Dream> the one that can only go forward backwards or left n right
[11:48:08] <Chess> literally every thing but a pawn can go backwards, left, foward, or right
I want to say hes referring to castling but ehhh
[11:57:21] <Squad_Dream> just gonna let u know its gonna be a long time
[11:57:29] <Chess> k
[11:57:32] <Squad_Dream> in 7 years of playing runescape i have neve rhad 20mil
[11:57:36] <Chess> lol
[11:57:45] <Squad_Dream> hey its not funny
[11:57:56] <Chess> its sad funny
ehhh
[11:58:57] <Squad_Dream> im bad at chess
[11:59:01] <Chess> i noticed
[11:59:03] <Squad_Dream> ok fine chess
[11:59:08] <Squad_Dream> but lts make a deal
[11:59:22] <Squad_Dream> if i beat u in this chess game the dept is off
[11:59:29] <Chess> and if i win
[11:59:36] <Squad_Dream> idk
[11:59:42] <Squad_Dream> i havent though that part through
[11:59:45] <Squad_Dream> umm
[11:59:49] <Squad_Dream> idk
[11:59:55] <Squad_Dream> i just wanna beat u so bad
[12:00:32] <Chess> i think you should learn the basics first
[12:00:38] <Chess> then intermediate strategy
[12:00:45] <Chess> then advanced strategy
[12:01:43] <Squad_Dream> lets play again
[12:01:45] <Squad_Dream> 20mil bet
[12:01:55] <Chess> k
[12:02:05] <Chess> u make it so ur white
[12:02:58] <Squad_Dream> http://multiplayerchess.com/#!/6Y1cwQe
[12:04:30] <Squad_Dream> wait
[12:04:34] <Squad_Dream> am i allowed to cheat??
[12:04:47] <Chess> no
[12:05:19] <Squad_Dream> ooh
[12:07:49] <Squad_Dream> i messed the thing up
[12:08:09] <Chess> what thing
[12:08:18] <Squad_Dream> nothing
[12:08:20] <Squad_Dream> i was cheating
[12:08:30] <Squad_Dream> and it messed my plan up
[12:08:30] <Chess> u werent doing a good job
[12:08:38] <Squad_Dream> i know
[12:08:38] <Squad_Dream> http://widget01.mibbit.com/?&server=webirc.swiftirc.net%3A5003&channel=%23CoraDyce&nick=Z3zima
[12:08:44] <Squad_Dream> http://multiplayerchess.com/#!/flDOhg7
@the new people, cough perusha, z3zima is the most notorious cora impostorer
So this guy wanted to vs me in chess 20m
During the game
[11:42:36] <Squad_Dream> WTF
[11:42:40] <Squad_Dream> how di du do that
[11:42:41] <Squad_Dream> WTFWTFWTFTWF
[11:44:25] <Chess> ?
[11:44:41] <Squad_Dream> u made ur queen gove over ur weird big thing
[11:45:06] <Chess> i didnt
[11:45:30] <Squad_Dream> then why is queen on b and ur big thing on c
[11:45:51] <Chess> can u call them by their piece names
[11:45:55] <Chess> i dont know what the big thing is
[11:47:30] <Squad_Dream> the one that can only go forward backwards or left n right
[11:48:08] <Chess> literally every thing but a pawn can go backwards, left, foward, or right
I want to say hes referring to castling but ehhh
[11:57:21] <Squad_Dream> just gonna let u know its gonna be a long time
[11:57:29] <Chess> k
[11:57:32] <Squad_Dream> in 7 years of playing runescape i have neve rhad 20mil
[11:57:36] <Chess> lol
[11:57:45] <Squad_Dream> hey its not funny
[11:57:56] <Chess> its sad funny
ehhh
[11:58:57] <Squad_Dream> im bad at chess
[11:59:01] <Chess> i noticed
[11:59:03] <Squad_Dream> ok fine chess
[11:59:08] <Squad_Dream> but lts make a deal
[11:59:22] <Squad_Dream> if i beat u in this chess game the dept is off
[11:59:29] <Chess> and if i win
[11:59:36] <Squad_Dream> idk
[11:59:42] <Squad_Dream> i havent though that part through
[11:59:45] <Squad_Dream> umm
[11:59:49] <Squad_Dream> idk
[11:59:55] <Squad_Dream> i just wanna beat u so bad
[12:00:32] <Chess> i think you should learn the basics first
[12:00:38] <Chess> then intermediate strategy
[12:00:45] <Chess> then advanced strategy
[12:01:43] <Squad_Dream> lets play again
[12:01:45] <Squad_Dream> 20mil bet
[12:01:55] <Chess> k
[12:02:05] <Chess> u make it so ur white
[12:02:58] <Squad_Dream> http://multiplayerchess.com/#!/6Y1cwQe
[12:04:30] <Squad_Dream> wait
[12:04:34] <Squad_Dream> am i allowed to cheat??
[12:04:47] <Chess> no
[12:05:19] <Squad_Dream> ooh
[12:07:49] <Squad_Dream> i messed the thing up
[12:08:09] <Chess> what thing
[12:08:18] <Squad_Dream> nothing
[12:08:20] <Squad_Dream> i was cheating
[12:08:30] <Squad_Dream> and it messed my plan up
[12:08:30] <Chess> u werent doing a good job
[12:08:38] <Squad_Dream> i know
[12:08:38] <Squad_Dream> http://widget01.mibbit.com/?&server=webirc.swiftirc.net%3A5003&channel=%23CoraDyce&nick=Z3zima
[12:08:44] <Squad_Dream> http://multiplayerchess.com/#!/flDOhg7
@the new people, cough perusha, z3zima is the most notorious cora impostorer