Slash vs. Hax - Semis -

why the fuck was i not in this semi

What I learned from this thread:

- Slash lost the battle
- Slash lost his dignity for 10% share
- Slash is gay

Adding on:

- Luke might scam 140m
- Luke is gay for supporting Loserpool
- Luke thinks Atletico can win the CL, LOL.

CM wrote:What I learned from this thread:

- Slash lost the battle
- Slash lost his dignity for 10% share
- Slash is gay

You obviously didnt read my post, how did I lose this battle rofl. Zem out of all the people I thought you'd support me
Read my post, I actually pointed out valid reasons to why he won. Sigh

10% share? It was an obvious troll, so I played along

I am gay i'll admit.

Slash wrote:

CM wrote:What I learned from this thread:

- Slash lost the battle
- Slash lost his dignity for 10% share
- Slash is gay

You obviously didnt read my post, how did I lose this battle rofl. Zem out of all the people I thought you'd support me
Read my post, I actually pointed out valid reasons to why he won. Sigh

10% share? It was an obvious troll, so I played along

I am gay i'll admit.

i know he won because he suck's allen's penis, but he still won regardless. sorry.

CM wrote:

Slash wrote:

CM wrote:What I learned from this thread:

- Slash lost the battle
- Slash lost his dignity for 10% share
- Slash is gay

You obviously didnt read my post, how did I lose this battle rofl. Zem out of all the people I thought you'd support me
Read my post, I actually pointed out valid reasons to why he won. Sigh

10% share? It was an obvious troll, so I played along

I am gay i'll admit.

i know he won because he suck's allen's penis, but he still won regardless. sorry.

its not fair, if i only i knew allen had a penis.

my vote goes to Slash.

12-12 lollolol

Tied. Oh shit

13-12 now! suck it!

Slash wrote:"not logging on daily to see your threads have been bumped,
And your girl has had enough, hence you were dumped"

My girl has a lot to do with forum threads

"You're just a virgin, never seen a Vagina"

You just pointed out that I have had a girl now you're saying I've never seen a vagina.
Vagina doesn't rhyme with recliner.

"Atleast you won't have to live for long, because in 2100, 'the universe will be gone'

2100 that's 86 years from now i'm already 16. So um 102 years? That's pretty long.

Luke's bars were not anything special. Also he copied the fossil fuel joke from doodle. Allen has been against me this whole tourney.

1. Pointed out a typo which made me  look bad
2. Voted for the other opponent every time (even though I won two of them)
3. Writes out our points and ofc Frosty will have more cause he doesn't want me to win.
4. Gave him wayyy over the deadline to write his rap
5. Puts me up first in every battle.

You all voted for Luke due to his previous raps and cause Allen wrote down the points and has been saying around forums/IRC tht Luke killed this guy, caught the body etc, he killed it but here I won. I bet frosty would even agree

Also Allen has over 5 accounts on the forums, probably used those to vote.

Also this

Semen, buttholes, condoms, and all of that,
You sound so thirsty for penis, here let me take care of that. (-0.5 for rhyming that with that)

Lol? You obviously haven't heard an artist rap. Eminem, Rap God. His verse is rhymed with lookin boy 100 times. And he raps the same words in 8 mile freestyle. That does not deserve a minus point rofl, and frosty doesn't get a minus point when he didnt even rhyme a verse?
Nice.

You can have the phat, but I won this battle.

Okay Slash.

Do you want me to break down each verse for you? I am not biased - I voted for Luke because his rhymes were more relevant and all of them applied to you, yours didn't apply to Luke. You could have really used the whole DSB and white phat situation as two major hitting points, but you didn't really utilize your resources. The only thing I'm guilty of is putting you first each time and that's because you KEPT asking me, my bad.

As far as everything being fair, are you just mad that I didn't vote for you? Do you want me to ... uhm... take the part of the PM where you ask me to vote for you?

Anyways, I'm not going to take this any farther - I voted for the person I thought I won, simple as that. Don't be butt hurt because you were on part with Luke, as far as BARS. Anyways, this is close, i'm going to give it a few more days. The phat is still with me and still hasn't been given to anybody, you're right it isn't fair to cut Luke out of the final, so i'll just wait till there's a decisive winner.

Also, if I figure out that you paid/told ANYBODY to vote for you, you're disqualified, and I will get back at you for ruining my competition.
1) You were losing 10-0
2) You got 12 straight votes.

Tom's Slave wrote:

Slash wrote:"not logging on daily to see your threads have been bumped,
And your girl has had enough, hence you were dumped"

My girl has a lot to do with forum threads

"You're just a virgin, never seen a Vagina"

You just pointed out that I have had a girl now you're saying I've never seen a vagina.
Vagina doesn't rhyme with recliner.

"Atleast you won't have to live for long, because in 2100, 'the universe will be gone'

2100 that's 86 years from now i'm already 16. So um 102 years? That's pretty long.

Luke's bars were not anything special. Also he copied the fossil fuel joke from doodle. Allen has been against me this whole tourney.

1. Pointed out a typo which made me  look bad
2. Voted for the other opponent every time (even though I won two of them)
3. Writes out our points and ofc Frosty will have more cause he doesn't want me to win.
4. Gave him wayyy over the deadline to write his rap
5. Puts me up first in every battle.

You all voted for Luke due to his previous raps and cause Allen wrote down the points and has been saying around forums/IRC tht Luke killed this guy, caught the body etc, he killed it but here I won. I bet frosty would even agree

Also Allen has over 5 accounts on the forums, probably used those to vote.

Also this

Semen, buttholes, condoms, and all of that,
You sound so thirsty for penis, here let me take care of that. (-0.5 for rhyming that with that)

Lol? You obviously haven't heard an artist rap. Eminem, Rap God. His verse is rhymed with lookin boy 100 times. And he raps the same words in 8 mile freestyle. That does not deserve a minus point rofl, and frosty doesn't get a minus point when he didnt even rhyme a verse?
Nice.

You can have the phat, but I won this battle.

Okay Slash.

Do you want me to break down each verse for you? I am not biased - I voted for Luke because his rhymes were more relevant and all of them applied to you, yours didn't apply to Luke. You could have really used the whole DSB and white phat situation as two major hitting points, but you didn't really utilize your resources. The only thing I'm guilty of is putting you first each time and that's because you KEPT asking me, my bad.

As far as everything being fair, are you just mad that I didn't vote for you? Do you want me to ... uhm... take the part of the PM where you ask me to vote for you?

Anyways, I'm not going to take this any farther - I voted for the person I thought I won, simple as that. Don't be butt hurt because you were on part with Luke, as far as BARS. Anyways, this is close, i'm going to give it a few more days. The phat is still with me and still hasn't been given to anybody, you're right it isn't fair to cut Luke out of the final, so i'll just wait till there's a decisive winner.

Also, if I figure out that you paid/told ANYBODY to vote for you, you're disqualified, and I will get back at you for ruining my competition.
1) You were losing 10-0
2) You got 12 straight votes.

Luke paid me and a few others to vote for Slash.

l0l this whole thing is corrupt. we should also make a rule of not bribing people (pm's , irc) , cuz clearly everyone including myself did it. shouldn't be a god dam popularity contest, but how well ur bars are

Andrew wrote:l0l this whole thing is corrupt.  we should also make a rule of not bribing people (pm's , irc) , cuz clearly everyone including myself did it. shouldn't be a god dam popularity contest, but how well ur bars are

I demand a rematch.

we need a section for this

k099str wrote:

Andrew wrote:l0l this whole thing is corrupt.  we should also make a rule of not bribing people (pm's , irc) , cuz clearly everyone including myself did it. shouldn't be a god dam popularity contest, but how well ur bars are

I demand a rematch.

bring it homeskillet

[21-3-2014 22:40:22] Andrew ***: can you vote for me in the bars contest on the forums? i'm trying to make 300$

Sanne wrote:[21-3-2014 22:40:22] Andrew ***: can you vote for me in the bars contest on the forums? i'm trying to make 300$

I love you

This is amazing

Since Slash wanted an explanation, I'll give one.

Slash:

I’ve been watching you, 17 to 9,  25 to 4,
But in this battle you are Loki and I am Thor. (+1)
-I like the Loki/Thor reference.

This is gonna be a lot worse than what they call "hardcore."
Who is this crowd voting for? Who do they adore?
Hopefully not you, you're sounding like a WHORE!
-What does hardcore have anything to do with what you're about do to frosty? And what does having to be a whore have to do with a crowd adoring you? There are plenty of whores that are adored by crowds.. Miley Cyrus, for example?

Your previous bars were moaning, not rapping, yet it still gave some people kicks,
-How was he moaning in his previous raps?

But all you seemed to be going on about is other dude's dicks.
-He never said anything about other people's dicks

It gives me the impression that you’ve got a queerish persona,
Shut up please, what the fuck was wrong with your momma?
Did she even try to raise you? I think she experienced trauma. (+1)

Good bar.
Semen, buttholes, condoms, and all of that,
You sound so thirsty for penis, here let me take care of that. (-0.5 for rhyming that with that)

Okay... the whole Eminem thing is bullshit - that's called a fucking song.. when there's a fucking flow. He can get away with it because he's Eminem. If you say this out loud, you'll sound pretty stupid - that's why I deducted.

A terrible format, sounding like a copycat.
So hungry for a p-hat, i'm disgusted by the way you spat.
-Who's he copying? And what does spitting have to do with being hungry?

That heart of yours, so cold, no wonder they call you frosty.
My raps are so hot, I'm on fire, don't come close,
You might turn as dark as bill cosby (+1)
-Very good bar. Plus one
Annihilating two before ya’, but I’m not even close to being exhausted,
You’ll be the 3rd on my list, cause you just got defrosted. (+1.5)
-Good scheme I liked it.
Slash - 4 points.


<haxbug>: Alright I'm going to wreck you hardcore,
<haxbug>: We all know you're a goddamn forum whore. (+0.5)
-RELEVANT TO SLASH
<haxbug>: All you do is make threads like 'I just realised'
<haxbug>: I guess the replies have made you hyptonized...(+1, ouch)
-RELEVANT TO SLASH. Nice rhyme scheme
<haxbug>: Into logging on daily to see your threads have been bumped,
<haxbug>: And your girl has had enough, hence you were dumped, (+1)
-RELEVANT TO SLASH.
<haxbug>: It hurts doesn't it? As you ponder in your recliner,
<haxbug>: You're just a virgin, never seen a Vagina
-Did like the rhyme here..could have been reclina
<haxbug>: Don't worry bro, it will be just fine,
<haxbug>: once you win the nobel prize for you work on fossil fuel decline! (+1 LOL)
-RELEVANT TO SLASH
<haxbug>: That's right your you saved us from the calamity
<haxbug>: that will occur in the year 2050,
<haxbug>: Joke, you're a retard, lower value than a pawn,
<haxbug>: Atleast you won't have to live for long, because in 2100, 'the universe will be gone' (+1)
-RELEVANT TO SLASH
Haxbug: 4.5[/quote]


^ my comments are in the quote above.

As you can see Slash, all his bars are RELEVANT to you. Yours don't mean shit. That's why he got your vote. And you kept asking me to send me his bars and you told me to vote for you, so I don't know what the fuck you're going on about about this being unfair. Do I have to post the picture of you telling me in PM to say you won?

Now, shut up and let the vote decide.

This is gonna be a lot worse than what they call "hardcore."
Who is this crowd voting for? Who do they adore?
Hopefully not you, you're sounding like a WHORE!
-What does hardcore have anything to do with what you're about do to frosty? And what does having to be a whore have to do with a crowd adoring you? There are plenty of whores that are adored by crowds.. Miley Cyrus, for example?
HARDCORE? HOW CAN YOU NOT GET THAT? THE RAP WILL BE HARDCORE>
Frosty also said hardcore lmfao and he gets +1 for that.
He's being a whore, because of his previous raps, read them.

He never said anything about other people's dicks
LOL? His first rap opens with Connor's dick getting erect. He does Allen, he was "moaning" about perverted shit

EMINEM FREESTYLES TOO AND RHYMES YOU WITH YOU AND A LOT OF SHIT. NO ONE IN HELL GETS NEGATIVE POINTS FOR RHYMING THE SAME WORD WITH THE SAME WORD.

Also vagina only rhymes with recliner if frosty wrote it that way. But he didnt, but I dont see any negative points

Ripped condom, bomb? THATS OLD. He is a copycat. Him being a copycat is why he's hungry for a p-hat, i'm disgusted by the way he had to do that..
Wow do I have to spell it out for you?

It doesn't matter about the raps anyways

The main points are :
1. I'm up second
2. You made Frosty look good by saying a lot of stuff about him on IRC and forums
3. You made Frosty look good by doing the points, and ofc it's gonna change people's votes.

Slash wrote:It doesn't matter about the raps anyways

The main points are :
1. I'm up second
2. You made Frosty look good by saying a lot of stuff about him on IRC and forums
3. You made Frosty look good by doing the points, and ofc it's gonna change people's votes.

Slash.

I don't know how dumb you are if you don't think that I'm entitled to my own opinion. I thought Luke beat you lmao, that's it. Why are you trying to argue with me about what I think, LOL?

Tom's Slave wrote:

Slash wrote:It doesn't matter about the raps anyways

The main points are :
1. I'm up second
2. You made Frosty look good by saying a lot of stuff about him on IRC and forums
3. You made Frosty look good by doing the points, and ofc it's gonna change people's votes.

Slash.

I don't know how dumb you are if you don't think that I'm entitled to my own opinion. I thought Luke beat you lmao, that's it. Why are you trying to argue with me about what I think, LOL?

That's fine, but why are you trying to hide the facts that you tried to make him win.
You ignored half of the things I pointed it out. You know it's true.
14-16 even with all the odds stacked up against me.

Luke and Allen suck each other's penises.