Slash vs. Hax - Semis -

*I counted this like boxing ; don't let how I voted affect your vote*

Slash:

I’ve been watching you, 17 to 9,  25 to 4,
But in this battle you are Loki and I am Thor. (+1)
This is gonna be a lot worse than what they call "hardcore."
Who is this crowd voting for? Who do they adore?
Hopefully not you, you're sounding like a WHORE!
Your previous bars were moaning, not rapping, yet it still gave some people kicks,
But all you seemed to be going on about is other dude's dicks.
It gives me the impression that you’ve got a queerish persona,
Shut up please, what the fuck was wrong with your momma?
Did she even try to raise you? I think she experienced trauma. (+1)
Semen, buttholes, condoms, and all of that,
You sound so thirsty for penis, here let me take care of that. (-0.5 for rhyming that with that)
A terrible format, sounding like a copycat.
So hungry for a p-hat, i'm disgusted by the way you spat.
That heart of yours, so cold, no wonder they call you frosty.
My raps are so hot, I'm on fire, don't come close,
You might turn as dark as bill cosby (+1)
Annihilating two before ya’, but I’m not even close to being exhausted,
You’ll be the 3rd on my list, cause you just got defrosted. (+1.5)

Slash - 4 points.


<haxbug>: Alright I'm going to wreck you hardcore,
<haxbug>: We all know you're a goddamn forum whore. (+0.5)
<haxbug>: All you do is make threads like 'I just realised'
<haxbug>: I guess the replies have made you hyptonized...(+1, ouch)
<haxbug>: Into logging on daily to see your threads have been bumped,
<haxbug>: And your girl has had enough, hence you were dumped, (+1)
<haxbug>: It hurts doesn't it? As you ponder in your recliner,
<haxbug>: You're just a virgin, never seen a Vagina
<haxbug>: Don't worry bro, it will be just fine,
<haxbug>: once you win the nobel prize for you work on fossil fuel decline! (+1 LOL)
<haxbug>: That's right your you saved us from the calamity
<haxbug>: that will occur in the year 2050,
<haxbug>: Joke, you're a retard, lower value than a pawn,
<haxbug>: Atleast you won't have to live for long, because in 2100, 'the universe will be gone' (+1)

Haxbug: 4.5

Hax took this.

Luke went hard. I only liked the final 2 lines of Slash's. Luke gets my vote.

I'm going to think this through, but it's unfair to have an extra round of frosty vs. me. Looks like he's going to win the phat, will give the poll another day or two.

Yeah, Frosty got this.

"not logging on daily to see your threads have been bumped,
And your girl has had enough, hence you were dumped"

My girl has a lot to do with forum threads

"You're just a virgin, never seen a Vagina"

You just pointed out that I have had a girl now you're saying I've never seen a vagina.
Vagina doesn't rhyme with recliner.

"Atleast you won't have to live for long, because in 2100, 'the universe will be gone'

2100 that's 86 years from now i'm already 16. So um 102 years? That's pretty long.

Luke's bars were not anything special. Also he copied the fossil fuel joke from doodle. Allen has been against me this whole tourney.

1. Pointed out a typo which made me  look bad
2. Voted for the other opponent every time (even though I won two of them)
3. Writes out our points and ofc Frosty will have more cause he doesn't want me to win.
4. Gave him wayyy over the deadline to write his rap
5. Puts me up first in every battle.

You all voted for Luke due to his previous raps and cause Allen wrote down the points and has been saying around forums/IRC tht Luke killed this guy, caught the body etc, he killed it but here I won. I bet frosty would even agree

Also Allen has over 5 accounts on the forums, probably used those to vote.

Also this

Semen, buttholes, condoms, and all of that,
You sound so thirsty for penis, here let me take care of that. (-0.5 for rhyming that with that)

Lol? You obviously haven't heard an artist rap. Eminem, Rap God. His verse is rhymed with lookin boy 100 times. And he raps the same words in 8 mile freestyle. That does not deserve a minus point rofl, and frosty doesn't get a minus point when he didnt even rhyme a verse?
Nice.

You can have the phat, but I won this battle.

Tom's Slave wrote:I'm going to think this through, but it's unfair to have an extra round of frosty vs. me. Looks like he's going to win the phat, will give the poll another day or two.

LOL
You said if I beat Frosty, I HAVE to vs you.

K allen k, way to be a good host.

No hate against you Allen, but look at the points I made. If you were in my position you'd be pissed too.

Actually vagina recliner does rhyme, depends how you pronounce it. Second of all just because you had a girlfriend doesn't mean you had sexual relations with her. Also your daily obsession with the forums lead to your break up hence ( just putting it out there, not saying it's true)

Also he didn't give me 3 days, he had like 4 chem exams this week so he didn't post on time.


Ty for phat Allen.

Also momma trauma don't rhyme.

Frosty wrote:Also momma trauma don't rhyme.

Yes it does and he did give you 4 days you kept saying you didnt write it and I asked him a lot he said he didnt send it in.

Also Allen has been bumping up your bars by saying you wrecked and that shit. When I asked him why don't you post the thread? He said he hasn't even send it in and apparently he was joking. But he said it in IRC and even made a thread about it LOL. He made people so hyped about your bars that they had to vote for you. Also he made you second, both of our bars were head to head but when you read something second, you think ohhh, that killed it and you forgot the previous thing you just read. Also the points Allen made people vote for you.

So much advantage for you.

Slash wrote:

Frosty wrote:Also momma trauma don't rhyme.

Yes it does and he did give you 4 days you kept saying you didnt write it and I asked him a lot he said he didnt send it in.

Also Allen has been bumping up your bars by saying you wrecked and that shit. When I asked him why don't you post the thread? He said he hasn't even send it in and apparently he was joking. But he said it in IRC and even made a thread about it LOL. He made people so hyped about your bars that they had to vote for you. Also he made you second, both of our bars were head to head but when you read something second, you think ohhh, that killed it and you forgot the previous thing you just read. Also the points Allen made people vote for you.

So much advantage for you.

Allen told you I didn't give it in just to troll you, also I trolled too.

Frosty wrote:

Slash wrote:

Frosty wrote:Also momma trauma don't rhyme.

Yes it does and he did give you 4 days you kept saying you didnt write it and I asked him a lot he said he didnt send it in.

Also Allen has been bumping up your bars by saying you wrecked and that shit. When I asked him why don't you post the thread? He said he hasn't even send it in and apparently he was joking. But he said it in IRC and even made a thread about it LOL. He made people so hyped about your bars that they had to vote for you. Also he made you second, both of our bars were head to head but when you read something second, you think ohhh, that killed it and you forgot the previous thing you just read. Also the points Allen made people vote for you.

So much advantage for you.

Allen told you I didn't give it in just to troll you, also I trolled too.

Sure he did, that's why yesterday you said "and just like that I just thought of the best lines" in pm

Allen had plently of time to post it, he was always on IRC and shit. He said he'd DQ if you didn't send it in that day , just too troll? OH which btw you failed to do, but nope he gave you 5 more hours.

Slash wrote:

Frosty wrote:

Slash wrote:

Frosty wrote:Also momma trauma don't rhyme.

Yes it does and he did give you 4 days you kept saying you didnt write it and I asked him a lot he said he didnt send it in.

Also Allen has been bumping up your bars by saying you wrecked and that shit. When I asked him why don't you post the thread? He said he hasn't even send it in and apparently he was joking. But he said it in IRC and even made a thread about it LOL. He made people so hyped about your bars that they had to vote for you. Also he made you second, both of our bars were head to head but when you read something second, you think ohhh, that killed it and you forgot the previous thing you just read. Also the points Allen made people vote for you.

So much advantage for you.

Allen told you I didn't give it in just to troll you, also I trolled too.

Sure he did, that's why yesterday you said "and just like that I just thought of the best lines" in pm

Allen had plently of time to post it, he was always on IRC and shit. He said he'd DQ if you didn't send it in that day , just too troll? OH which btw you failed to do, but nope he gave you 5 more hours.

OK fine, want to split the phat, I give you 10%.

Frosty wrote:

Slash wrote:

Frosty wrote:

Slash wrote:

Frosty wrote:Also momma trauma don't rhyme.

Yes it does and he did give you 4 days you kept saying you didnt write it and I asked him a lot he said he didnt send it in.

Also Allen has been bumping up your bars by saying you wrecked and that shit. When I asked him why don't you post the thread? He said he hasn't even send it in and apparently he was joking. But he said it in IRC and even made a thread about it LOL. He made people so hyped about your bars that they had to vote for you. Also he made you second, both of our bars were head to head but when you read something second, you think ohhh, that killed it and you forgot the previous thing you just read. Also the points Allen made people vote for you.

So much advantage for you.

Allen told you I didn't give it in just to troll you, also I trolled too.

Sure he did, that's why yesterday you said "and just like that I just thought of the best lines" in pm

Allen had plently of time to post it, he was always on IRC and shit. He said he'd DQ if you didn't send it in that day , just too troll? OH which btw you failed to do, but nope he gave you 5 more hours.

OK fine, want to split the phat, I give you 10%.

It's a done deal.

Slash wrote:

Frosty wrote:

Slash wrote:

Frosty wrote:

Slash wrote:

Frosty wrote:Also momma trauma don't rhyme.

Yes it does and he did give you 4 days you kept saying you didnt write it and I asked him a lot he said he didnt send it in.

Also Allen has been bumping up your bars by saying you wrecked and that shit. When I asked him why don't you post the thread? He said he hasn't even send it in and apparently he was joking. But he said it in IRC and even made a thread about it LOL. He made people so hyped about your bars that they had to vote for you. Also he made you second, both of our bars were head to head but when you read something second, you think ohhh, that killed it and you forgot the previous thing you just read. Also the points Allen made people vote for you.

So much advantage for you.

Allen told you I didn't give it in just to troll you, also I trolled too.

Sure he did, that's why yesterday you said "and just like that I just thought of the best lines" in pm

Allen had plently of time to post it, he was always on IRC and shit. He said he'd DQ if you didn't send it in that day , just too troll? OH which btw you failed to do, but nope he gave you 5 more hours.

OK fine, want to split the phat, I give you 10%.

It's a done deal.

On one condition, admit my bars were better.

Frosty wrote:

Slash wrote:

Frosty wrote:

Slash wrote:

Frosty wrote:

Slash wrote:

Frosty wrote:Also momma trauma don't rhyme.

Yes it does and he did give you 4 days you kept saying you didnt write it and I asked him a lot he said he didnt send it in.

Also Allen has been bumping up your bars by saying you wrecked and that shit. When I asked him why don't you post the thread? He said he hasn't even send it in and apparently he was joking. But he said it in IRC and even made a thread about it LOL. He made people so hyped about your bars that they had to vote for you. Also he made you second, both of our bars were head to head but when you read something second, you think ohhh, that killed it and you forgot the previous thing you just read. Also the points Allen made people vote for you.

So much advantage for you.

Allen told you I didn't give it in just to troll you, also I trolled too.

Sure he did, that's why yesterday you said "and just like that I just thought of the best lines" in pm

Allen had plently of time to post it, he was always on IRC and shit. He said he'd DQ if you didn't send it in that day , just too troll? OH which btw you failed to do, but nope he gave you 5 more hours.

OK fine, want to split the phat, I give you 10%.

It's a done deal.

On one condition, admit my bars were better.

I admit that for sure
I'm just saying in this battle I should've won.

Slash wrote:

Frosty wrote:

Slash wrote:

Frosty wrote:

Slash wrote:

Frosty wrote:

Slash wrote:

Frosty wrote:Also momma trauma don't rhyme.

Yes it does and he did give you 4 days you kept saying you didnt write it and I asked him a lot he said he didnt send it in.

Also Allen has been bumping up your bars by saying you wrecked and that shit. When I asked him why don't you post the thread? He said he hasn't even send it in and apparently he was joking. But he said it in IRC and even made a thread about it LOL. He made people so hyped about your bars that they had to vote for you. Also he made you second, both of our bars were head to head but when you read something second, you think ohhh, that killed it and you forgot the previous thing you just read. Also the points Allen made people vote for you.

So much advantage for you.

Allen told you I didn't give it in just to troll you, also I trolled too.

Sure he did, that's why yesterday you said "and just like that I just thought of the best lines" in pm

Allen had plently of time to post it, he was always on IRC and shit. He said he'd DQ if you didn't send it in that day , just too troll? OH which btw you failed to do, but nope he gave you 5 more hours.

OK fine, want to split the phat, I give you 10%.

It's a done deal.

On one condition, admit my bars were better.

I admit that for sure
I'm just saying in this battle I should've won.

No deal, you must say ' I slash, admit the fact that Frosty deserved to win and his bars were much better than mine' and then I give you 10%.

Frosty wrote:

Slash wrote:

Frosty wrote:

Slash wrote:

Frosty wrote:

Slash wrote:

Frosty wrote:

Slash wrote:

Frosty wrote:Also momma trauma don't rhyme.

Yes it does and he did give you 4 days you kept saying you didnt write it and I asked him a lot he said he didnt send it in.

Also Allen has been bumping up your bars by saying you wrecked and that shit. When I asked him why don't you post the thread? He said he hasn't even send it in and apparently he was joking. But he said it in IRC and even made a thread about it LOL. He made people so hyped about your bars that they had to vote for you. Also he made you second, both of our bars were head to head but when you read something second, you think ohhh, that killed it and you forgot the previous thing you just read. Also the points Allen made people vote for you.

So much advantage for you.

Allen told you I didn't give it in just to troll you, also I trolled too.

Sure he did, that's why yesterday you said "and just like that I just thought of the best lines" in pm

Allen had plently of time to post it, he was always on IRC and shit. He said he'd DQ if you didn't send it in that day , just too troll? OH which btw you failed to do, but nope he gave you 5 more hours.

OK fine, want to split the phat, I give you 10%.

It's a done deal.

On one condition, admit my bars were better.

I admit that for sure
I'm just saying in this battle I should've won.

No deal, you must say ' I slash, admit the fact that Frosty deserved to win and his bars were much better than mine' and then I give you 10%.

Like right on this thread?

I slash, admit the fact that Frosty deserved to win and his bars were much better than mine' and then I give you 10%.

Slash wrote:I slash, admit the fact that Frosty deserved to win and his bars were much better than mine and then I give you 10%.

Lol, you're so desperate.

Frosty wrote:

Slash wrote:I slash, admit the fact that Frosty deserved to win and his bars were much better than mine and then I give you 10%.

Lol, you're so desperate.

Lol you owe me 140m.

What happened to this?

Slash wrote:You can have the phat, but I won this battle.

What happened to your pride?

semi cooked semi raw cod wrote:What happened to this?

Slash wrote:You can have the phat, but I won this battle.

What happened to your pride?

He can have it, but he offered me 140m for free basically. If he scams, reported.

Btw frosty your rap sucked here, I won.