Week 13
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Any ideas for the newsletter are welcome, just pm Zemlyr or Juliaz or Sean.
Newsletter writers:
- zemlyr <-- gay
- Juliaz <-- gay
- Sean <-- gay
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Past Newsletters
Week 1
Week 2
Week 3
Week 4
Week 5
Week 6
Week 7
Week 8
Week 9
Week 10
Week 11
Week 12
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Betting Arena
- Most active better goes to... Cannon000777
- Most active hustler (host) goes to... Gasp
- High roller of the week goes to... WDDD
nice wins !
Here is Sanne and his EPIC FAIL rolling skills ;p
But hey, at least he makes the rest of us look good
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Host/Mod of the week ~ Jojo ~
Juliaz and Jojo!
dem cheeks
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Jojo: Hey Julia
Julia: I mean... Blake? :s
Jojo: Yeah, I think that's my name. Something like that.
Julia: Hmmmm.. where’d Jojo come from then?
Julia: OMFGGG UFCKK
Julia: BRBR
Julia: JUST SPILLED WATEr
Jojo: Lol
Jojo: Leave that in the interview
Julia: ok back
Julia: well ?
Jojo: Jojo
came from my original in game name. Everyone always called me jojo, as
opposed to "2jojo33". I thought it would be cool to own the name so I
"acquired" it.
Julia: 2jojo33 is defiantly a leet name, yo.
Jojo: Pretty rare tbh.
Julia: Indeed well, what’s up!
Jojo: Was hosting. Then some chick wanted to interview me, so here I am.
Julia: Sounds about right What do you like to do besides host? Do you play rs?
Jojo:
No, personally I find Rs boring. I'm actually pretty busy right now.
School just started up, and so did soccer (it's not called football). It
really has cut into my fapping time.
Julia: Care to tell us about your fap schedule? I heard Aids is filled up by the hour
Jojo: Well,
it's actually pretty complex. To save us some time I’ll summarize it. I
fap for an hour, then take 15 minute breaks to rest my arm, this
usually goes from about 8pm-5am.
Julia: Where do you find the time to host!
Jojo: Multitasking?
Julia: You must be real ambidextrous:) lol, well Jojo, how did you join this clan ?
Jojo: Well
you see, I'd been scammed by various clans. I was interested in finding
a legit clan and saw barb's 40000000 adverts @ juliets. I diced with
them for a while and then like 2-3 weeks after I made a forum account.
That is the saga of jojoronosauraus.
Julia: Happy you joined ?
Jojo: Obviously.
Julia: Tell us some of your favourite things about Cora Dyce, as well as favourite moments
Jojo:
Favourite things... This will be hard. I enjoy talking to people on
TeamSpeak and having a fun time. Some of my favourite moments would be
Duya in the TeamSpeak. Singing, and just being Duya.
Julia: Haha he’s always entertaining
Jojo: Yes he's very... interesting.
Julia: As a general, what do you want to see in the new generation of hosts/applicants? What will set you aside from the rest?
Jojo: Ah, a good question young one.
Julia: (I’m older then you )
Jojo: Personally,
I don't like how hosts are being chosen now. When I became host it took
months of hard work. Adving, doing dps, betting, etc. It seems like
it's a ton easier to get a rank now. However, I realize times have
changed. I look for someone who really wants a rank. Obviously, lots of
people want a rank. But the people who strive and work hard to be ranks
are the people I want to see ranked. Not the people who help with 1
thing and get ranked based on that.
Julia: Good answer, what are some things people shouldn’t do?
Jojo: Complain about not being a rank. That is one of my biggest pet peeves.
Julia: Anything else that really grinds your gears ?
Jojo: The fact that we aren’t married
Julia: Moving on now! As a Gen, not much further to for you to be promoted to, what’s it like being at the top?
Jojo:
Idk if I’m on the top, but I guess it's cool. You get a comment or two
from Andy. Which as you know, is pretty amazing. Kind of like seeing a
giraffe in the usa.
Julia: Hahaha, well since you can’t get promoted to a higher rank, what are your goals in Cora Dyce?
Jojo: 1. Phat set 2. Global mod 3. Married to Julia 4. 2 Phat sets
Julia: Lol Is it hard work being forum mod?
Jojo: It
can be. When 10 people comment on a scam report thread and I have to
ban them all. It's also fun when people make posts about me banning
them.
Julia: Ha that’s a bit ironic Do you feel that Cora Dyce is headed in the right direction?
Jojo: Yeah, the bets have slowed down since school started for a lot of people. But overall we are doing well.
Julia: If you had to pick, who is your favourite host atm? Other than Jojo of course
Jojo: Jojo,
oh wait, Favourite host? Like friend, or best host? Some of my
favourites: Jacob, Sanne, Sloppy, Xodz, Duya, Cable, Taco, and I’m sure
I’m forgetting some. Those are mainly the friends I’ve made at Cora
Julia: Do the star ranks stick together haha
Jojo: The old ones do. So Julia, how have you liked being a host(hehe I stole your thing)
Julia: Heyy!! What do u think ur doing lol, it’s been great so far But less about me and more about you
Jojo: Yeah, that's how everyone likes it. Jojo>Julia
Julia: Hahaha, alright, time for Julia says host you say thing Game!!
Jojo: Shit, ok I’m ready
Julia: Zemlyr
Jojo: frenemy
Julia: Sloppy
Jojo: sex
Julia: Courtneyz
Jojo: girlirl
Julia: LFK
Jojo: kanga<3
Julia: Award
Jojo: noob
Julia: Nancy
Jojo: cool:0
Julia: Zodz
Jojo: Awesome host
Julia: 9th
Jojo: intelligent
Julia: Christina
Jojo: shelovesme<3
Julia: Taco
Jojo: Needstohostmore
Julia: Strugg and Andy!
Jojo: Funny and lazy
Julia: Notsobonus: Juliaz!
Jojo: marry me?
Julia: LOL, and now for the bonus: Jojo
Jojo: Sexiest motherfucker on the face of the earth.
Julia: Ha Time for some random questions. If you had to be trapped on an island with 2 other hosts, who would you pick and why
Jojo: You, to repopulate the island. Duya, to entertain me.
Julia: Hahaaha... interesting. (worry)
Jojo: My 3rd host would be z6n btw, b/c three is company
Julia: LOL. Are there any hosts that you look up to?
Jojo: Sanne. He takes the low bets 100% of the time and never complains, he's also very attractive.
Julia: List your top 5 attractive hosts, you #1 of course.
Jojo: hmm. 1 is a tie, Pompovaz, Sanne
3. would be........ Cable ,You agree on that ofc.
4. Duya
5. Taco
Jojo: You are 35th on the list btw
Julia: I see you picked all guys makes me wonder... hehe, how about the funniest hosts?
Jojo: Myself, Duya, Jacob can be funny, Pomp, You're pretty funny. Funny lookin
Julia: Lol How about, the most professional?
Jojo: Xodz. Does everything perfectly. Treats it like a business. And is a perfect and amazing host.
Julia: How about most friendly?
Jojo: Probably
you, you're friends with everyone (not in a bad way) and you're
normally pretty polite. Unless I’m insulting you ofc. And you have a
cute laugh
Julia: Must be my Canadian roots lol thanks! Anything else that we should know about you, hm hmm?
Jojo: What do you want to know about me. I’m an open book.
Julia: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? LOL
Jojo: Fapping in my mother's basement.
Julia: Soo.. same as right now then?
Jojo: Im in the living room, so....
Julia: Akward.. How about, where do you see yourself in 5 weeks? ;p
Jojo: What day is that?
Julia: Thursday, September 27, 2012 5:25AM
Jojo: I see myself married to you with 4-5 children.
Julia: Hmmm. Julojo?
Jojo: Jojul? Juliajo? *Julijo
Julia: Ill pass Any last words to the community Jojo!
Jojo: Yeah,
thanks for the support with your bets. Without betters there is no Cora
Dyce. To all of you who are trying hard to a rank and are thinking
about giving up, don't. Your time will come, and the wait is 100% worth
it. On another note, you guys are welcome for this AMAZING newsletter.
I’m not really sure what any of you would do without me, my final
comment, Will you marry me? Ok you can think about it. Oh also I'd like
to thank Jesus. Because without Jesus, I would not be a host a Cora
Dyce.
Julia: Awww and yes Jojo.. I do.... I do believe betters support us greatly Haha you mad? Well thank you very much for joining me today for this big chunky interview
Jojo: You're welcome , and please stop messaging me for nudes, it's getting creepy.
Julia: Ok
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Seans...
VIP/Sponsors Corner!
Members chosen this week: Smd eoc, GodLikesMe, 2x6 I win, James, Ille and Legitdicer
Most valuable member?VIP/Sponsors Corner!
Members chosen this week: Smd eoc, GodLikesMe, 2x6 I win, James, Ille and Legitdicer
- Sanne
- Many people deserve it, but I'm going to have to go with Sanne because of how much he gives back to the community.
- Sam, he's been here awhile, has hosted, and has been a good mod on forums
- Struggler0
- That will have to be me. I mean.. I have the looks, the activeness, the niceness, the drops, and I make the place amazing
- Juliaz hot
Most likely to become a whore?
- Juliaz (probably Kinky <3)
- All hosts
- majed
- hmm YXB because he's always cleaned and needs cash
- That will have to be Christina. She's always jumping on people for money.
- Juliaz no doubt
First impression of Cora Dyce?
- When I saw them at Romeo and Juliet's I thought it was an awesome community, with great hosts, that was determined to be the best dicing clan.
- Amazing.
- Cora=weird name
- Trusted clan where wealthy people hang out.
- cocksuckers
- Rich people. That was the first thing I thought. Everyone had a p hat, so I had to beg them.
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August 25 was a day to remember, thanks for coming to our Clan War event guys!
Make love, not war
...who are we kidding, KILL EVERYONE!
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Cora Dyce would like to thank everyone that was part of our 1.5B Loyalty Giveaway!
You guys have stuck with us for a long time and have been loyal to our clan, and there were 50 lucky winners of 30M gp each
If your on the list, make sure to collect your winnings
>>> Cora Dyce's 1.5B Loyalty Giveaway <<<
Thanks everyone, if you weren't chosen this time, you might get lucky for the next
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Joke of the Week!
Two
blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the
door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:
Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!
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- Sanne's Daily Commision Giveaway
- jojo's Weekly Giveaway
- Nancy's 5m weekly giveaways!
-Timmy's Giveaways [Week 2] [Winner Chosen @ This Sat]
- 5M giveaway! 1-50
- Taro's Weekly Giveaway
- Stkill's Weekly Giveaways!
Competitions to try!
- Cora PvP weekly advertising competition!
- Youtube Promotions
Guide of the Week!
- Money Making F2P 15 ways!!
by Mickimaus
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