Week 11
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Any ideas for the newsletter are welcome, just pm Zemlyr or Juliaz or Sean.
Newsletter writers:
- zemlyr <-- l33t
- Juliaz <-- hot babeh
- Sean <-- sexiest writer
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Past Newsletters
Week 1
Week 2
Week 3
Week 4
Week 5
Week 6
Week 7
Week 8
Week 9
Week 10
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Betting Arena
- Most active better goes to... hw3
- Most active hustler (host) goes to... Ms Xine
- High roller of the week goes to... Sanne
Nice Job !
Sanne starting with a 3.4m 3-way, and then Sanne-ing (rewagering) up to 236.4m! WOW, hack MUCH?
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This Week's Featured Hosts ~~ Christina (Z6N) and Aid ~
Aid, Juliaz and Christina!
weirdofag
hawt
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Christina: Hi Julia
Aid: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii -insert Julia here-
Julia: Are you guys ready for the newsletters first 3 way interview?!!?
Christina: That sounds wrong
Aid: That's what she said.. and it would have to be because I am the only guy here…YES!
Julia: Ok great, caus im totally not
Christina: We know.
Julia: Well, what’s up?
Aid: Sick
question. I just got done hosting making bank off of some 1m wagers,
and now I'm here devoting my entire night to your amazingly prepared and
professional questions.
Christina: I just got done firemaking. It’s boring. KAY.
Aid: l2get99already
Christina: sh. 98 is good enough for another few days.
Julia: Neat I can see you guys are good friends, what’s the most embarrassing thing about the other?
Christina: Um...
Aid: Well
as i think about Christina’s most embarrassing moment she is about to
be caught by her dad, so i think right now would be a top 10 for sure.
Christina: He just walked by about to kill me for talking to people over the internet.
Julia: -confused-
Aid: Most
embarrassing moment for me Julia that happened when I knew Christina
when her sister looked at her computer and saw Skype open with my name
and she asked "who is Jacob?"
Christina: OGOD
Aid: Christina
proceeded to answer that I was a robot program and not a real human
being and convinced her sister I was not real. That was some good
times...
Christina: Lol
I think the most embarrassing moment for me when I knew Jacob was when
his brother came in and we were talking on Skype and I could hear him
asking how old i was and Jacob lied about my age. Gf meeee.
Aid: Sounds like a classic Julia and Ryan moment with the 12 year old thing.
Julia: Indeed.
Aid: "I swear she is not 12" … I think our families be creeping too hard
Julia: LOL, did you guys become friends in Cora Dyce?
Christina: Yea
Aid: Yeah we met in Cora Dyce
Christina: I thought Aid was a noobass troll
Aid: OH THANKS
Christina: you're welcome
Aid: You're*
Julia: Miz, did you use to bet at him?
Christina: 100k wagers when he was Host Pwnd. Constantly.
Aid: I
made sure I ignored her as often as I could and I do recall believing
she was a boy irl. She proved me wrong pretty hard on that.
Christina: Yea that’s why I thought you were an asshole "girl = guy in real life hahaha"
Julia: Has anything changed since? Lol
Christina: A fuckload.
Aid: Not too much, oh I mean A LOT
Christina: Kay I see how it is.
Julia: Explain
Aid: Ladies first, explain
Christina: Be a gentleman and explain for her Aid
Aid: r u 4srs rite n0w?
Julia: What has changed since the time you met to now?
Christina: Well, we are friends and he finally is starting to believe I am a girl
Aid: So when our friendship first started up, Christina was the noobiest Rs player I probably had ever seen up to that point.
Christina: fag.
Aid: Now, thanks to me, she has 99 cooking because I am such an amazing friend.
Christina: You sat and did wines while I had to slave away cooking monkfish. Amazing!
Aid: I think other than that we just learned way more about each other and I realized she is actually not half bad.
Christina: WOW.
Aid: I'm kidding plz
Julia: Awesome, Miz what’s it like being one of the only girls in the clan? Jacob you may be quiet now
Aid: *being quiet*
Christina: it’s very lonely *jks* it’s kind of awkward to be around so many guys that are pixel horny 3/4 of the time
Aid: I totally know what you mean. I get that all the time.
Julia: Do you feel you get treated different than the rest Miz?
Christina: Treated differently than if I was a guy?
Julia: Yea
Christina: Yes.
Aid: Julia: how so?
Julia: How so?
Christina: Guys wouldn’t be hitting on my pixels all the time, I wouldn't be called a guy irl so many times
Aid: Can I just stop you right there and say something?
Julia: No Jacob shut up.
Aid: I think I'm hit on by at least 5 guys a day.. so you aren't special.
Julia: Ok now, tell us what you guys like to do outside of Rs, what are your hobbies ?
Aid: Alright here is my answer: What is a life?
Aid: When
I am not hosting to make my bank from 5m to 23m, I usually go for water
breaks. After the water break I sprint back to my chair to do another 6
hour hosting session. From there I usually fap for a couple hours until
it's no longer possible. Then I spend a couple hours doing some
productive skills such as brushing my teeth, taking my contacts out, and
watching television before going to sleep. That is my daily routine.
Christina: I like to read, and write a bit. Baking is fun too. *inb4kitchenjokes*
Julia: Ohhh, what are you reading atm Miz?
Christina: I just got finished with Mockingjay (hunger games 3rd boookkkkk) like my 3rd time reading that series but I was bored ;p
Julia: Hmm nice Miz, hunger games, book or movie, which is better in your opinion? ( I say book )
Christina: Book ofc
Aid: (nerd)
Julia: Would you call yourself a bookworm?
Christina: Yeppers.
lol all my life my fam called me a bookworm and my true home was really
the library, where I must have been stolen from as an infant.
Julia: Haha, what about you Jacob, what do you consider yourself to be? Nerdy, Geeky etc?
Aid: Nice 2 choices there
Christina: he is a Korean god.
Aid: duh f
Aid: I
consider myself a fully devoted buffed out jock in Cora Dyce. I believe
my massive muscular abilities allow me to be the very best at sitting
at a computer all day and doing nothing productive.
Julia: Nice! Does Cora Dyce take up a lot of your guys free time?
Christina: Pretty much. Eat. Sleep. Cora Dyce. Repeat.
Aid: When
I do get free time it is usually used to fap or get some skills up in
Rs. I never go outside, bathe, or even change my clothes.So when free
time is given to me I usually just play more Rs and hope that I don't
die of diabetes.
Julia: Sounds fun Well, how did you guys get introduced to Cora Dyce anyways? Miz, you first.
Christina: Well
I was a noobie, my usual world I liked to play rs in was world 3, but I
accidentally clicked w1 and decided to just hang there for a bit. I
rarely trained in rs, was pretty much a dp leech. Anyways I was running
by Romeo and Juliets house (where Cora Dyce was located at the time)
when I saw a fuckload of dots. I got traded free 5m by Blufs Yak (I
walked in on a drop party) and that pretty much doubled my bank. Now I
am addicted.
Aid: At
the time that I was introduced to Cora Dyce, I had semi-quit Rs and did
not care much about it. I was more into private servers at that time
and when my brother (Esaibid/Matthew) told me about dicing I had no idea
what it was. I watched him dice at Cora Dyce and saw how fast he could
make money and I was pretty much hooked ever since. The pure fact that
it is the fastest way to make money without being maxed to stake, or
high level to skill/pvm, kept me addicted from day 1. I was introduced
to Cora Dyce in early-mid June of 2011.
Julia: How is it like being in the same clan as your brother Aid? Do you guys talk about RS and Cora Dyce in real life? Lol
Christina: *inb410paragraphs*
Aid: Being
in the same clan as my brother really isn't that special. Early on in
Cora Dyce it seemed like a bigger deal than it is now due to others
following the same pattern, such as Sypher Pk and Sypher HD. I don't
talk to my brother about Rs or Cora Dyce in person very often other than
when I see him laying on the couch watching TV or being the lazy mother
fucker he is I tell him to get his ass up and start hosting because he
owes me some mother fucking dp fees. Anyways, overall it's nothing
special. We both participate in the same clan and are both hosts now,
but I pretty much only consider him another clan mate on Rs and forums..
And I do still love him because he is my brother, even though he pisses
me off sometimes.
Julia: Miz, who is funner, Matthew or Jacob?
Christina: I don't know Matthew well so Jacob wins by default.
Aid: Im not sure what you mean by funner, is that a...... sex reference.
Christina: Plz no
Julia: Alright, Miz how did you come up with the name Miz May?
Christina: When
I was little I was kind of a priss and my family always called me Miz
May (Christina is kind of long, I have a lot of nicknames) so I just
made that my rsn.
Aid: They pronounced it miz? Like all gangster n shit
Julia: What does it stand for :O?
Christina: Idk
it’s just what they have called me since I was like 5. I have asked my
mom why and she says she doesn't remember how that came about.
Aid: When you get married, gf gangster Miz turns to Mrs May
Julia: Aid, what’s up with "Aid"?
Christina: He has Aids
Aid: True statement
Julia: Was it the cheapest name you could find? Lolol
Aid: I
felt it suited me well due to my current condition of class 4 Aids.
Plus I like to add my name onto things such as, for example, The
Terminaider, see how well it works.
Christina: Laid.
Aid: You would. Okay Maid.
Christina: MEANIEFACE
Julia: Very well Jacob, tell us about why you got deranked and what you did to get reranked back?
Aid: I
got deranked originally when I was known as "Grats" as a Lieutenant
rank. At this point in time the name was sniped from me when I tried to
transfer it and it was given back to me from an old deranked host who I
mistakenly trusted and he ended up recovering the account and scamming
some people. I paid back everyone who was allegedly scammed and after 2
months of hard work and activeness (not a word) I finally earned my spot
back as rank. Once again not sure on the exact dates but it was in
early 2012.
Julia: Now that you’re a General rank Jacob, what are your goals in the clan?
Aid: Be
as active as I can, definitely act more mature as one of the leading
ranks in the clan, and just be as much of a help as I can be wherever I
am needed.
Julia: Miz, what are your goals in Cora Dyce?
Christina: To be Owner. Kidding. To be the best host I can be and hopefully one day be as respected as some of the best ranks here are.
Aid: Rank up fast and make money, get bitches. Is what she means.
Julia: If you both can chose 1 host that you look up to, who would it be?
Christina: Taco, he can be a noob sometimes but he stands up for what he believes in and is really dedicated to the clan.
Aid: Easy,
Xine. Although she got ranked after me, the entire time since my derank
I have wanted to be as active and professional as her. She is the
pinnacle of what a good host is defined as and I one day hope to be as
good as she is. Before my
derank in my early days of being in the
clan I had looked up to so many ranks like Sanne, Candy for u, Blufs Yak
(Sam), and too many other smaller influences I can't name them all :l
Thanks all of you for giving me the motivation to get host and strive to
be better than all you. That last part is a joke.
Julia: Alrighty, time for Juliaz names Host, you say word Game!!
Julia: Cable Speed
Christina: snakes
Aid: Thieving
Julia: Sanne
Aid: Lover
Christina: man
Julia: P0MP
Aid: Seximexi
Christina: mexican!
Julia: Aliispartan | VP0
Aid: shouldbemoreactive
Christina: 12
Julia: 9th
Aid: Prodigy
Christina: Rquarkgen!
Julia: Sloppy
Aid: Matt
Christina: lol nothing comes to mind
Aid: ouch
Julia: Tankin | D6G
Aid: Deserving
Christina: Oldie
Julia: Carbon
Aid: Who
Christina: Graphics
Julia: Zodz
Christina: open@xodzopen@xodzopen@xodz
Aid: Smartass
Julia: Matthew
Christina: Smartass.
Aid: Gayhomofag
Julia: Nr
Aid: IrcGod
Christina: Dedicated
Julia: Taco
Aid: Rager
Christina: Taquitos
Julia: Strugg
Christina: nazi !
Aid: Rankup
Julia: Paradyce
Aid: Tomorrow
Christina: Noob
Aid: gf deranked
Julia: And ofc bonus! Juliaz!!
Aid: Skinny
Christina: PersonthatcomesupwithQuestions
Julia: Bonus question: How long do you think it’ll take me to edit this interview ?
Christina: The rest of your life
Aid: It's over 9000
Julia: Good answers, alright guys, any last words for the community?
Aid: Last
words, I love you Cora Dyce community. Numb22 can smd flamer boy. If I
start naming off people 1 by 1 I will forget someone and they will get
offended so, let’s just say I equally want to have sex with all of you.
Not including Gasp, I'm sorry buddy. Also thank you so much Julia for
allowing me to be interviewed, you are very deserving of this news gig. Also gz on 80 strength!
Christina: How
to top that. Hm .Well, I would like to say to Mkarn, James, and Slash:
YOU ARE ALL NOOB SPAMMERS. I would also like to say Hi to my mother, who
shall hopefully never read this, and finally thank you Julia for being
in this 3 way.
Julia: Thanks Christina and Aid for joining me today! We shall meet again.
Christina: Stalker?
Aid: What does that mean?
Aid: sith lord
And now for no particular reason!
Jacob, Christina, Julia and Ryan!
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Introducing Seans...
VIP/Sponsors Corner!
Members chosen this week: Stark | 0PV, Sponsor, *Spoof*, Kaysie, Xodz Slave | Crunchy Nips, Phear | iLich
Here are the questions with the answers in random order
- I think my favourite host has to be YXB.
It's a hard decision but Andrew has been nice to from the start, and is
constantly friendly, he doesn't just treat you well when it suits him
as I have found with several other hosts. I know that hosts are busy but
I find he makes time for everyone and despite his gambling problem is
an incredibly good guy.
- Honestly I don't have a favorite hosts, Host's nowadays don't do shit for the clan other then Taco who has done quite a bit for the clan these couple of days and Sanne also.
- Candy,
I've known him the longest.. Hosted in his fc over a year ago.. Before
he hosted in "Paradyce". Only problem is I hosted in his fc for a week,
paid 50m thenbhe ditched me for Paradyce.
- Zemlyr; We've met long before we joined Cora Dyce. I've bet with him at Dominate, and here at Cora. Long time host = favorite.
- My favorite host has to be XODZ.
He was the first host I placed a bet on when I first joined Cora Dyce.
We always talk and he's extremely generous, chill, and a babe. I love
you Ryan <3
- Well, it's hard to say my FAVORITE host, I really liked exidor before he was a host as well as when he is a host, Wisely is plain awesome.. I've known Christina some
of the longest... I mean it's really hard to say. I don't want to be
bias, but if I was forced to choose it would be a tie, sorry
2) Cora Dyce's super couple?
- Now that Bar and Juliaz is gone, I must say Jacob and Christina.
- Andy and Steve.
- Cora Dyce's super couple is obviously Nate (Nat4334/Chaffed Nips) and I. We talk to each other like everyday on xbox and constantly call each other baby. GAY.
- Julia & Bar, or Sean & Sam.
- ...
- Hm, if you count Jacob and Christina then them.... not sure who else....
3) Biggest drama whore?
- Might be a bit biased on this one but I think BOSS (SPONSOR),
he's liked fights since the first time I talked to him and likes to
take things way out of proportion. If this was a jokey question and I
took it wrong, then Bar is my answer ;D
- G/overly Complains a lot makes thread about quitting when just trying to get attention and shit.
- Well, there are so many of them! People like pking-zamo69, people like razil, I mean there are too many to count. Biggest would have to be drunken if you can count him.. should be obvious why.
- G I guess, I try not to follow/care about this stuff.
- Who the hell would that be? No idea. Perhaps Jojo on certain circumstances.
- Biggest drama whore? Heaven2109, no doubt. He says to me, "I lost 50k, i trade to imposter!111!!!!!" Can i have some more? Every 5 minutes.
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Hey everyone, this our first week doing an official CD clan event (wooooot!)
We've decided to do Castle Wars next SATURDAY (8/18/12) - 8PM EST
World: TBD
FC: 2SA
There will be a prize for the winning team
Teams will be divided based of CB level/gear on the day of the event.
Be there or be square!
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Joke of the Week!
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is
having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next
day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead.
She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out
of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically
the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
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Giveaways to try!
- http://www.coradyce.com/t15734-daily-commission-giveaway <---- BEST ONE! EVERYONE JOIN!
- jojo's Weekly Giveaway
- Nancy's 5m weekly giveaways!
- Cold Dove's End of Summer Giveaway!
- Cold Dove's almost weekly hide 'n seek
- Stark/0PV's MEMBERS PIN GIVEAWAY
Competitions to try!
- Cora PvP weekly advertising competition!
- Youtube Promotions
Guide of the Week!
- Guide for how to join Teamspeak
by G
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~ Cora PVP Youtube Channel ~
Subscribe to the channel here
Epic Cora PVP vid of the week!
Subscribe and like it up!!! Vids are getting 1k+ views, lets keep growing!
Underground of Rs!
Click here to subscribe NOW
------------------------- Bored!??! --------------------------
Have any hidden talents that we should know about? Are you 99 Defence in real life? Tell us here!
http://www.coradyce.com/t15974-show-us-your-skills
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Remembering the 12.5B Drop Party!
http://www.coradyce.com/t15376-125b-drop-party-video
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Zelfblob's Adivce Of The Week
Always wear a condom.
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thanks Carbon for the header!
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Hey everyone, this our first week doing an official CD clan event (wooooot!)
We've decided to do Castle Wars next SATURDAY (8/18/12) - 8PM EST
World: TBD
FC: 2SA
There will be a prize for the winning team
Teams will be divided based of CB level/gear on the day of the event.
Be there or be square!
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Joke of the Week!
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is
having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next
day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead.
She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out
of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically
the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
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Giveaways to try!
- http://www.coradyce.com/t15734-daily-commission-giveaway <---- BEST ONE! EVERYONE JOIN!
- jojo's Weekly Giveaway
- Nancy's 5m weekly giveaways!
- Cold Dove's End of Summer Giveaway!
- Cold Dove's almost weekly hide 'n seek
- Stark/0PV's MEMBERS PIN GIVEAWAY
Competitions to try!
- Cora PvP weekly advertising competition!
- Youtube Promotions
Guide of the Week!
- Guide for how to join Teamspeak
by G
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~ Cora PVP Youtube Channel ~
Subscribe to the channel here
Epic Cora PVP vid of the week!
Subscribe and like it up!!! Vids are getting 1k+ views, lets keep growing!
Underground of Rs!
Click here to subscribe NOW
------------------------- Bored!??! --------------------------
Have any hidden talents that we should know about? Are you 99 Defence in real life? Tell us here!
http://www.coradyce.com/t15974-show-us-your-skills
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Remembering the 12.5B Drop Party!
http://www.coradyce.com/t15376-125b-drop-party-video
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Zelfblob's Adivce Of The Week
Always wear a condom.
__________________________________________________
thanks Carbon for the header!