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I will tell you about my grad I had. I graduated last year not this year, but I don't think you can top it
So basically for our grad we had the grad ceremony on a Thursday, also the last day of final exams, I thought it was smart of our school to do this, so you don't have your grad in the middle of studying. But anyways the ceremony is of course where you basically go up on the stage and get your diploma and blah blah blah. So that's not the fun part. On the next day we had our grad banquet. So it starts off where the class meets up at our provincial legislature building. I live in the capital of Alberta, so thats where the legislature is. So after that we then take our limos to the Expo Centre, where we do our grand march into the banquet hall and what not. So anyways, after the pictures are the Leg. we got back into our RV, yes we rented a fucking RV cause we were awesome
, and we proceeded to start drinking. The problems with drinking in a vehicle, is you are sitting, so consuming large quantities of alcohol is not a good thing to be doing. Lets just say, over the course of an hour or so, I consumed, 3 glasses of whiskey, a flask of schnapps, half of flash of vodka, 7 beers, and 3 glasses of champagne. Now the problem was, I was also sitting. So, after we were getting ready to walk to the expo centre, I felt like shit. This was because i was standing now, and had drank so much while sitting. I got worse and worse as the minutes progressed. I was fine while I drank, but once i stopped I just seemed to be getting more and more drunk.
So finally we got to the point of having to do the grand march. As I was barely able to walk, I walked with my two other friends, my arms around their shoulders, making it look like we were just super good buddies haha. My gym teacher, usually the guy that gets hammered at these events, was laughing his ass off.
The moment I sat down at my table I felt like I was gonna throw up. I got up with my mom, walked out, went to the bathroom and puked. I then went and sat outside the hall on some comfy chairs that were there. In the spam of a few minutes, i'd walk to the bathroom, puke, and go back sit on the chairs. Then I blacked out. When I came to, I was walking with some medical professionals that worked in the building, I then blacked out again. 4 hours later, I woke up in the first aid room of the Expo Centre, I had intravenous pumping fluids into my body. I had alcohol poisoning LOL. Man what a great grad I had. The medical guy, told me the stuff I was saying was some of the funniest shit he had heard in his life. Apparently I was very concerned that my suit and tie would be ruined by my puke
Anyways thats my grad story! MAKE SURE TO POST YOURS!
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I will tell you about my grad I had. I graduated last year not this year, but I don't think you can top it
So basically for our grad we had the grad ceremony on a Thursday, also the last day of final exams, I thought it was smart of our school to do this, so you don't have your grad in the middle of studying. But anyways the ceremony is of course where you basically go up on the stage and get your diploma and blah blah blah. So that's not the fun part. On the next day we had our grad banquet. So it starts off where the class meets up at our provincial legislature building. I live in the capital of Alberta, so thats where the legislature is. So after that we then take our limos to the Expo Centre, where we do our grand march into the banquet hall and what not. So anyways, after the pictures are the Leg. we got back into our RV, yes we rented a fucking RV cause we were awesome
, and we proceeded to start drinking. The problems with drinking in a vehicle, is you are sitting, so consuming large quantities of alcohol is not a good thing to be doing. Lets just say, over the course of an hour or so, I consumed, 3 glasses of whiskey, a flask of schnapps, half of flash of vodka, 7 beers, and 3 glasses of champagne. Now the problem was, I was also sitting. So, after we were getting ready to walk to the expo centre, I felt like shit. This was because i was standing now, and had drank so much while sitting. I got worse and worse as the minutes progressed. I was fine while I drank, but once i stopped I just seemed to be getting more and more drunk. So finally we got to the point of having to do the grand march. As I was barely able to walk, I walked with my two other friends, my arms around their shoulders, making it look like we were just super good buddies haha. My gym teacher, usually the guy that gets hammered at these events, was laughing his ass off.
The moment I sat down at my table I felt like I was gonna throw up. I got up with my mom, walked out, went to the bathroom and puked. I then went and sat outside the hall on some comfy chairs that were there. In the spam of a few minutes, i'd walk to the bathroom, puke, and go back sit on the chairs. Then I blacked out. When I came to, I was walking with some medical professionals that worked in the building, I then blacked out again. 4 hours later, I woke up in the first aid room of the Expo Centre, I had intravenous pumping fluids into my body. I had alcohol poisoning LOL. Man what a great grad I had. The medical guy, told me the stuff I was saying was some of the funniest shit he had heard in his life. Apparently I was very concerned that my suit and tie would be ruined by my puke
Anyways thats my grad story! MAKE SURE TO POST YOURS!
