i have a problem here...[christina help]

well here's the story,

my friend called me and told me he just got a really expensive luxury cat like this-




and for some reason I got jealous, so I went to the pet store and bought a normal cat for 20$. then a hit It in the face with a hammer to make it flat, but it died. so I bought another for 20$ and the same thing happened...
can anyone help me out? I still got 3 more cats just incase.

Miz is going to be mad at you

Try stabbing it whit a knife

Try using an iron to flat out the face.

Try getting a hammer and smashing yourself in the face with it.

here... go to your friends house and steal his cat

he said it should be luxury cat so hit it with a golden hammer.
rookie..

Lelz wrote:he said it should be luxury cat so hit it with a golden hammer.
rookie..

Word

Lelz wrote:he said it should be luxury cat so hit it with a golden hammer.
rookie..

golden hammer? I already spended 80$ on cat's....

Veny wrote:

Lelz wrote:he said it should be luxury cat so hit it with a golden hammer.
rookie..

golden hammer? I already spended 80$ on cat's....

get a golden cracker duhh lol

Have oral, the pressure excerted on his face would crush the face, which will make flat.

I think Christina can help

Aquaz wrote:Miz is going to be mad at you

Im mad at him lol.......

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Try a meat tenderizer



You'll get the desired flat face. Trust me, I'm a cat fanatic.

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