MAD LIBS!!! FILL IN YOUR ANSWERS AND POST!

XVO l Host Wolves wrote:YOUR DAILY ROUTINE.

I am a (morning/night) person. I get up at __________. For breakfast, I eat a lot of __________. I drink a lot of __________. Before I go out for the day, I like to __________
my __________. I prefer to commute by __________. When I come back home, I like to __________ my __________. In my free time, I love to __________. My favorite __________ is __________. In the future, I want to __________ with __________. I like __________ people. I like to __________ with my friends. I like to eat __________ for dinner with my friends. I like to talk about __________ with my friends. After dinner, I like to __________.
I finally go to bed at __________.


ROBBING THE BANK. (Created it myself!)

I had it all _________ out. I was gonna call up my friends and we were going to _________ the bank. It was a _________ drive and I was feeling _________. I was hoping _________ and _________ knew what they were doing. We sat and the car and __________ while we waited for the perfect moment. _________ was _________ and had no clue. I swear to _________ I was going to _________ him. We _________ into the bank and _________ out our _________. Everyone _________ and quickly _________ out of the bank. I _________ up to the teller and _________ my _________ in her face. She looked _________. She deposited the money into my _________. I gave her a quick _________ as me and my _________, _________ and _________ into our getaway __________. We were almost home when the _________ pulled us over and _________. I couldn't believe my _________. We were _________. We are now being sent to _________ where we will _________ the rest of our _________.

xKarn wrote:This proves you're a scammer.

XVO l Host Wolves wrote:I had it all mapped out. I was gonna call up my friends and we were going to fuck the bank. It was a carnivorous drive and I was feeling overly-horny. I was hoping Ashley and Brittany knew what they were doing. We sat in the car and Diddled eachothers Twats while we waited for the perfect moment. Steve was gay and had no clue. I swear to shit I was going to half horatio nelson him. We swam into the bank and wipped out our cheese graters. Everyone jizzed and quickly climbed out of the bank. I rolled up to the teller and flashed my flashlight in her face. She looked excited. She deposited the money into my rear end. I gave her a quick steamroll as me and my faggots, highfived and played tag into our getaway banana boat. We were almost home when the cock suckers pulled us over and annealed Steve. I couldn't believe my ears. We were pissed. We are now being sent to exile island where we will drink the rest of our night shifts.

Miz Ma y wrote:
Wow.....
You have a weird mind.

Exidor wrote:[wow]I am a morning person. I get up at 6am For breakfast, I eat a lot of eggs. I drink a lot of milk. Before I go out for the day, I like to brush
my teeth. I prefer to commute by car. When I come back home, I like to exercise my dog. In my free time, I love to play Rs. My favorite TV show is The Office. In the future, I want to move out of my parents' house with my girlfriend. I like talking to people. I like to play sports with my friends. I like to eat pizza for dinner with my friends. I like to talk about school with my friends. After dinner, I like to watch TV.
I finally go to bed at 10:30pm.[/wow]

Sam wrote:get some

Exidor wrote:[wow]I am a morning person. I get up at 6am For breakfast, I eat a lot of eggs. I drink a lot of milk. Before I go out for the day, I like to brush
my teeth. I prefer to commute by car. When I come back home, I like to exercise my dog. In my free time, I love to play Rs. My favorite TV show is The Office. In the future, I want to move out of my parents' house with my girlfriend. I like talking to people. I like to play sports with my friends. I like to eat pizza for dinner with my friends. I like to talk about school with my friends. After dinner, I like to watch TV.
I finally go to bed at 10:30pm.[/wow]

Exidor wrote:[wow]I am a morning person. I get up at 6am For breakfast, I eat a lot of eggs. I drink a lot of milk. Before I go out for the day, I like to brush
my teeth. I prefer to commute by car. When I come back home, I like to exercise my dog. In my free time, I love to play Rs. My favorite TV show is The Office. In the future, I want to move out of my parents' house with my girlfriend. I like talking to people. I like to play sports with my friends. I like to eat pizza for dinner with my friends. I like to talk about school with my friends. After dinner, I like to watch TV.
I finally go to bed at 10:30pm.[/wow]

Host Wolves|Night Skill wrote:

Exidor wrote:[wow]I am a morning person. I get up at 6am For breakfast, I eat a lot of eggs. I drink a lot of milk. Before I go out for the day, I like to brush
my teeth. I prefer to commute by car. When I come back home, I like to exercise my dog. In my free time, I love to play Rs. My favorite TV show is The Office. In the future, I want to move out of my parents' house with my girlfriend. I like talking to people. I like to play sports with my friends. I like to eat pizza for dinner with my friends. I like to talk about school with my friends. After dinner, I like to watch TV.
I finally go to bed at 10:30pm.[/wow]

so ur bisexual?

Indian Kid wrote:I had it all planned out. I was gonna call up my friends and we were going to eat cheeseburgers at the bank. It was a long drive and I was feeling hungry. I was hoping McDonalds and Burger King knew what they were doing. We sat and the car and played cards while we waited for the perfect moment. The burger was cheeseless and had no clue. I swear to Ronald McDonald I was going to eat him. We ran into the bank and ate out our fries. Everyone farted and quickly ran out of the bank. I ran up to the teller and squirted my jizz in her face. She looked white. She deposited the money into my pants. I gave her a quick $100 as me and my burgers, fries and tacos into our getaway. We were almost home when the Burger Prince pulled us over and gave me a whopper. I couldn't believe my mouth. We were happy. We are now being sent to boot camp where we will eat curry the rest of our lives.

Wreck | VNU wrote:

Indian Kid wrote:I had it all planned out. I was gonna call up my friends and we were going to eat cheeseburgers at the bank. It was a long drive and I was feeling hungry. I was hoping McDonalds and Burger King knew what they were doing. We sat and the car and played cards while we waited for the perfect moment. The burger was cheeseless and had no clue. I swear to Ronald McDonald I was going to eat him. We ran into the bank and ate out our fries. Everyone farted and quickly ran out of the bank. I ran up to the teller and squirted my jizz in her face. She looked white. She deposited the money into my pants. I gave her a quick $100 as me and my burgers, fries and tacos into our getaway. We were almost home when the Burger Prince pulled us over and gave me a whopper. I couldn't believe my mouth. We were happy. We are now being sent to boot camp where we will eat curry the rest of our lives.

should be eat curry

Legendee | CDs wrote:love dat spam

Host Wolves|Night Skill wrote:

Exidor wrote:[wow]I am a morning person. I get up at 6am For breakfast, I eat a lot of eggs. I drink a lot of milk. Before I go out for the day, I like to brush
my teeth. I prefer to commute by car. When I come back home, I like to exercise my dog. In my free time, I love to play Rs. My favorite TV show is The Office. In the future, I want to move out of my parents' house with my girlfriend. I like talking to people. I like to play sports with my friends. I like to eat pizza for dinner with my friends. I like to talk about school with my friends. After dinner, I like to watch TV.
I finally go to bed at 10:30pm.[/wow]

so ur bisexual?

Host Wolves|Night Skill wrote:

Exidor wrote:[wow]I am a morning person. I get up at 6am For breakfast, I eat a lot of eggs. I drink a lot of milk. Before I go out for the day, I like to brush
my teeth. I prefer to commute by car. When I come back home, I like to exercise my dog. In my free time, I love to play Rs. My favorite TV show is The Office. In the future, I want to move out of my parents' house with my girlfriend. I like talking to people. I like to play sports with my friends. I like to eat pizza for dinner with my friends. I like to talk about school with my friends. After dinner, I like to watch TV.
I finally go to bed at 10:30pm.[/wow]

so ur bisexual?