Noob Teams v1

http://gyazo.com/d117900f661a7d76c03cc32cd899af64

Things wrong with this team:
1. We don't have a JUNGLER
2. shivanpaladin (Annie): i'll carry you guys, i'm highest lvl here lvl 26
3. Garen building two boots...WHAT THE F***?!?!?! And all those wards?????
4. Soraka too wow
5. Don't get me started on their cs and minion kills lol; since the picture is cut off I'll say the minion kills in order:
Mordekaiser: 132
Garen: 10
Jayce: 42
Annie: 68
Soraka: 1
6. Soraka watches too many youtube pentakill videos and thinks she can score a 1v5 ace as a support champion on 60% health
7. I think Ricky taught them how to play
8. Ricky sucks
9. I thought I was bad
10. About #3, I think Garen was building two boots so he could feed even more and run into the enemy faster

poor Garen, all he wanted was to be safe from ganks at top lane ....

which is obviously why he bought so many wards and bootsx2, see he even has ghost, he wants to be super fast so warwick cant get to him

Oh, and since we didn't have a jungler, we had a 2 man midlane. l0l

This is the story of League in a nutshell. You should have stolen all of their kills.

Zodz wrote:This is the story of League in a nutshell. You should have stolen all of their kills.

What kills are you talking about? XD






We didn't even group despite me telling them to do so constantly. When we did a 5v5 they did barely any damage at all since they didn't build AD.
Off topic: I should invest in a Rod of Ages more often... I keep forgetting about the stacks that it gives + extra health.

When u get retards dont even talk to them m8 focus on destroying ur lane. ty

Joe wrote:When u get retards dont even talk to them m8 focus on destroying ur lane. ty

that doesn't work because they will die too many times...

This game is only meant to be played like this:

Zodz as commander
and skilled teammates obeying orders from Zodz


No but really....
skilled players have multiple situation item sets... like when the opposing team ends up doing more Ability power DPS, then you should have Magic Resist in your build... and i'm not talking about buying some non-related random null-magic mantle... although some MR is better than none in most cases. Or vice versa - armor for Attack Damage.... I would assume it to help when you recognize these things and announce it to your newbie teammates "hey guys, 4/5 players are AD, buy armor"

Zodz wrote:

Joe wrote:When u get retards dont even talk to them m8 focus on destroying ur lane. ty

that doesn't work because they will die too many times...

This game is only meant to be played like this:

Zodz as commander
and skilled teammates obeying orders from Zodz


No but really....
skilled players have multiple situation item sets... like when the opposing team ends up doing more Ability power DPS, then you should have Magic Resist in your build... and i'm not talking about buying some non-related random null-magic mantle... although some MR is better than none in most cases. Or vice versa - armor for Attack Damage.... I would assume it to help when you recognize these things and announce it to your newbie teammates "hey guys, 4/5 players are AD, buy armor"

but zodz retards are normally in bronze, silver gold divisions, at that level 1 person can carry the team to victory. all it takes is a fed riven or rengar then they can 1v5.

PS: zodz dont give tips pls ive seen u play..

Joe wrote:

Zodz wrote:

Joe wrote:When u get retards dont even talk to them m8 focus on destroying ur lane. ty

that doesn't work because they will die too many times...

This game is only meant to be played like this:

Zodz as commander
and skilled teammates obeying orders from Zodz


No but really....
skilled players have multiple situation item sets... like when the opposing team ends up doing more Ability power DPS, then you should have Magic Resist in your build... and i'm not talking about buying some non-related random null-magic mantle... although some MR is better than none in most cases. Or vice versa - armor for Attack Damage.... I would assume it to help when you recognize these things and announce it to your newbie teammates "hey guys, 4/5 players are AD, buy armor"

but zodz retards are normally in bronze, silver gold divisions, at that level 1 person can carry the team to victory. all it takes is a fed riven or rengar then they can 1v5.

PS: zodz dont give tips pls ive seen u play..

gz u have witnessed moderate # of kills, low death count, high cs count, high assist count perfection

One day I hope to have a team who knows how to take care of themselves and then pull together for group ganks randomly over voicechat

Zodz wrote:

Joe wrote:

Zodz wrote:

Joe wrote:When u get retards dont even talk to them m8 focus on destroying ur lane. ty

that doesn't work because they will die too many times...

This game is only meant to be played like this:

Zodz as commander
and skilled teammates obeying orders from Zodz


No but really....
skilled players have multiple situation item sets... like when the opposing team ends up doing more Ability power DPS, then you should have Magic Resist in your build... and i'm not talking about buying some non-related random null-magic mantle... although some MR is better than none in most cases. Or vice versa - armor for Attack Damage.... I would assume it to help when you recognize these things and announce it to your newbie teammates "hey guys, 4/5 players are AD, buy armor"

but zodz retards are normally in bronze, silver gold divisions, at that level 1 person can carry the team to victory. all it takes is a fed riven or rengar then they can 1v5.

PS: zodz dont give tips pls ive seen u play..

gz u have witnessed moderate # of kills, low death count, high cs count, high assist count perfection

One day I hope to have a team who knows how to take care of themselves and then pull together for group ganks randomly over voicechat

zodz, there are many things wrong with you.

#11 Joe plays Singed and he sux which is why we lost

Paul wrote:#11 Joe plays Singed and he sux which is why we lost

lul if i played singed at your level i'd look like an LCS player ayy

wut happens when u prove zodz wrong, he stops replying

I don't even like the game I only play it to troll and make kids rage. (◕‿◕✿)

Just play akali, game over.

You didn't build tank either on morde so yea paul. morde isnt about full ap so ya.

G wrote:I don't even like the game I only play it to troll and make kids rage. (◕‿◕✿)

then your sad

Rock wrote:You didn't build tank either on morde so yea paul. morde isnt about full ap so ya.

Yes he is unless you're getting wrecked by an AP team or AD in which I usually build a sceptre for MR or Zhonya's for armor.
Even then you forgot about his shield that pops up based on how much damage he does; and you forgot about the part where our team did barely any damage without me
In this case the game ended early so I couldn't build anything else.

James wrote:wut happens when u prove zodz wrong, he stops replying

You do too when I PM you.

paulk just suxk

Paul wrote:

Rock wrote:You didn't build tank either on morde so yea paul. morde isnt about full ap so ya.

Yes he is unless you're getting wrecked by an AP team or AD in which I usually build a sceptre for MR or Zhonya's for armor.
Even then you forgot about his shield that pops up based on how much damage he does; and you forgot about the part where our team did barely any damage without me
In this case the game ended early so I couldn't build anything else.

James wrote:wut happens when u prove zodz wrong, he stops replying

You do too when I PM you.

u dont ever pm me... if u did i'd prove u wrong also :^)

Just had a Leona ask if they should build attack speed on her. Please help

Joe wrote:

Paul wrote:

Rock wrote:You didn't build tank either on morde so yea paul. morde isnt about full ap so ya.

Yes he is unless you're getting wrecked by an AP team or AD in which I usually build a sceptre for MR or Zhonya's for armor.
Even then you forgot about his shield that pops up based on how much damage he does; and you forgot about the part where our team did barely any damage without me
In this case the game ended early so I couldn't build anything else.

James wrote:wut happens when u prove zodz wrong, he stops replying

You do too when I PM you.

u dont ever pm me... if u did i'd prove u wrong also :^)

That's right. You always PM me first about how you died 13 times

Noob teams v2: Annie building armor

http://gyazo.com/844d09b2e656bdf4facf5296970fdde8.png

lol annie doesnt build support items, annie builds AP. derp

Joe wrote:lol annie doesnt build support items, annie builds AP. derp

Support Annies are a bitch tbh lmao

Joe wrote:lol annie doesnt build support items, annie builds AP. derp

there are support annie's lol