Cora Prose Competition I - Community Event - Competition Thread.

Joe wrote:I need to be paid 50m for my name to be used in your competition. Or else my lawlers will be in contact with you shortly.

-Joey

ps im not phat Kappa

Kids

Phat4tw wrote:

Joe wrote:I need to be paid 50m for my name to be used in your competition. Or else my lawlers will be in contact with you shortly.

-Joey

ps im not phat Kappa

Kids

atleast i dont post someone irl info on the forums.

kid

l0l majed you fucking suck is this why I let you go solo? tsk tsk tsk

@nr, why are the topics written so fancily it's hard to understand lel :/

The Uzumaki wrote:@nr, why are the topics written so fancily it's hard to understand lel :/

why i dropped out m8

not from school d/w

Allen1 wrote:these topics are so terrible lmao

No offence, but gonna +1 to this.

Wish we had a a little say in the topic tbh.

This is why you all should've joined my illuminati competition. Reward is 50m.

Joe wrote:This is why you all should've joined my illuminati competition. Reward is 50m.

Tom's not going to miss you as much when he figures out what this illuminati mumbo jumbo entails lmao.

The purpose of this giveaway is to find a good writer in Cora Dyce...someone who can write about a topic that someone else gives them, not one of their choosing. Sounds an awful hell like school.

Allen1 wrote:

Joe wrote:This is why you all should've joined my illuminati competition. Reward is 50m.

Tom's not going to miss you as much when he figures out what this illuminati mumbo jumbo entails lmao.

What do you mean, Allen?

Joe wrote:

Allen1 wrote:

Joe wrote:This is why you all should've joined my illuminati competition. Reward is 50m.

Tom's not going to miss you as much when he figures out what this illuminati mumbo jumbo entails lmao.

What do you mean, Allen?

Yo why did you just kick MiceTro from the Chatbox

Paul wrote:

Joe wrote:

Allen1 wrote:

Joe wrote:This is why you all should've joined my illuminati competition. Reward is 50m.

Tom's not going to miss you as much when he figures out what this illuminati mumbo jumbo entails lmao.

What do you mean, Allen?

Yo why did you just kick MiceTro from the Chatbox

Lmao wait.

Did you dufuses every realize that Tom was the one that coded the bot to ban everybody from the chatbox?

Allen1 wrote:

Paul wrote:

Joe wrote:

Allen1 wrote:

Joe wrote:This is why you all should've joined my illuminati competition. Reward is 50m.

Tom's not going to miss you as much when he figures out what this illuminati mumbo jumbo entails lmao.

What do you mean, Allen?

Yo why did you just kick MiceTro from the Chatbox

Lmao wait.

Did you dufuses every realize that Tom was the one that coded the bot to ban everybody from the chatbox?

Yes I knew it was him l0l

Why did you say it was you who banned everyone from the forums when people said it was Nuti?

Joey still has his permissions gg

Paul wrote:

Allen1 wrote:

Paul wrote:

Joe wrote:

Allen1 wrote:

Joe wrote:This is why you all should've joined my illuminati competition. Reward is 50m.

Tom's not going to miss you as much when he figures out what this illuminati mumbo jumbo entails lmao.

What do you mean, Allen?

Yo why did you just kick MiceTro from the Chatbox

Lmao wait.

Did you dufuses every realize that Tom was the one that coded the bot to ban everybody from the chatbox?

Yes I knew it was him l0l

Why did you say it was you who banned everyone from the forums when people said it was Nuti?

Joey still has his permissions gg

I never did say it was me lmao.

I just went on IRC when all the drama was happening and everybody starting blaming me and I was just lol'ing cause I thought it was funny.

tom is like a little child playing with his toys.

Joe wrote:tom is like a little child playing with his toys.

what lmfao

Allen1 wrote:

Joe wrote:tom is like a little child playing with his toys.

what lmfao

?

Slash wrote:

Allen1 wrote:these topics are so terrible lmao

No offence, but gonna +1 to this.

Wish we had a a little say in the topic tbh.

Hey now, there was nothing wrong with round 1.

I do admit, in hindsight, the second topic missed the mark... mostly because it was come up with minutes before I wanted to log out. Guess writing something good out of a terrible topic is part of the challenge this time.

If you want to have input in the topics, no one's stopping you. If your ideas for how it should be shaped are good, they'll be implemented. I'm not taking direct topic ideas from participants though as it can give an unfair advantage.

Nr wrote:

Slash wrote:

Allen1 wrote:these topics are so terrible lmao

No offence, but gonna +1 to this.

Wish we had a a little say in the topic tbh.

Hey now, there was nothing wrong with round 1.

I do admit, in hindsight, the second topic missed the mark... mostly because it was come up with minutes before I wanted to log out. Guess writing something good out of a terrible topic is part of the challenge this time.

If you want to have input in the topics, no one's stopping you. If your ideas for how it should be shaped are good, they'll be implemented. I'm not taking direct topic ideas from participants though as it can give an unfair advantage.

In a distant parallel universe, Slash scored well on the SAT, got into a prestigious university, and made a seamless transition to endless job security and prosperity.

Allen1 wrote:

Nr wrote:

Slash wrote:

Allen1 wrote:these topics are so terrible lmao

No offence, but gonna +1 to this.

Wish we had a a little say in the topic tbh.

Hey now, there was nothing wrong with round 1.

I do admit, in hindsight, the second topic missed the mark... mostly because it was come up with minutes before I wanted to log out. Guess writing something good out of a terrible topic is part of the challenge this time.

If you want to have input in the topics, no one's stopping you. If your ideas for how it should be shaped are good, they'll be implemented. I'm not taking direct topic ideas from participants though as it can give an unfair advantage.

In a distant parallel universe, Slash scored well on the SAT, got into a prestigious university, and made a seamless transition to endless job security and prosperity.

Love it.

Allen1 wrote:

Nr wrote:

Slash wrote:

Allen1 wrote:these topics are so terrible lmao

No offence, but gonna +1 to this.

Wish we had a a little say in the topic tbh.

Hey now, there was nothing wrong with round 1.

I do admit, in hindsight, the second topic missed the mark... mostly because it was come up with minutes before I wanted to log out. Guess writing something good out of a terrible topic is part of the challenge this time.

If you want to have input in the topics, no one's stopping you. If your ideas for how it should be shaped are good, they'll be implemented. I'm not taking direct topic ideas from participants though as it can give an unfair advantage.

In a distant parallel universe, Slash scored well on the SAT, got into a prestigious university, and made a seamless transition to endless job security and prosperity.

Here's one!

In a distant parallel universe, Allen found a way to actually be funny.

After promising to take her to prom, Tom goes to Kansas and courts Christina. After a night of shenanigans, Tom and Christina move to a Courage the Cowardly Dog-like home in Kansas and begin their own corn plantation with many Cannons.

Allen1 wrote:After promising to take her to prom, Tom goes to Kansas and courts Christina. After a night of shenanigans, Tom and Christina move to a Courage the Cowardly Dog-like home in Kansas and begin their own corn plantation with many Cannons'.

Lmfao I love courage the cowardly dog.

But not Christina.

Here's my go:

T-PAIN LYRICS

Shawty Snap (Yeah)
T-Pain
Damn
Shawty Snap
Yung Joc (Shawty)

[Yung Joc:]
Ay Ay
She Snapping
Ah She Snapping
Shawty Snapping

[T-Pain:]
Snap Your Fingers Do The Step You Can Do It All By Yourself

[Verse 1:]
Baby Girl
What's Your Name?
Let Me Talk To You
Let Me Buy You A Drink
I'm T-Pain, You Know Me
Konvict Music nappy boy oh wee
I Know The Club Close At 3
What's the chance of you rolling With Me?
Back To The Crib
Show You How I Live
Let's Get Drunk Forget What We Did

[Chorus:]
I'mma Buy You A Drank
Then I'mma Take You Home With Me
I Got Money In The Bank
Shawty What you Think 'Bout That?
Find Me In The Grey Cadillac
We In The Bed Like
Ooh Ooh Oh, Ooh Ooh
We In The Bed Like
Ooh Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh

[Verse 2:]
Talk To Me, I Talk Back
Let's Talk Money, I Talk That
Crunk juice bottles
Oakly Shades
Shawty Got Class
Oh Behave
Let's Get Gone
Walk It Out (Now Walk It Out)
Just Like That
That's What I'm Talking 'Bout
We Gonna Have Fun
You Gonna See
On That Patron
You Should Get Like Me

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: Yung Joc]
Won't You Meet Me At The Bar
Respect Big Pimping
Tell Me How You Feel
Mama Tell Me What You Sipping?
A Certified Dime Piece
Deserve Louy 1-3
150 A Shot
3 For You And 3 For Me
I'm Checking Your Body Language
I Love The Conversation
And When You Lick Your Lips
I Get A Tingling Sensation
Now We're Both 'Bout Tipsy
You Say You In The Mood
All I Need Is 'Bout A Hour
Better Yet Maybe Two
Let Me Take You Where I Live
Ferrari Switch Gears
When I Whisper In Your Ear
Your Legs Hit The Chandilleer
Passion Fruit And Sex
All In The Atmosphere
I'mma Let T-Pain Sing It
So He Can Make It Clear

[Chorus]

[Verse 4:]
Let's Get Gone
Walk It Out
(Now Walk It out, think about it, Ah Snap)
Now Rock Rock Rock Rock
You Can Do It All By Yourself
[x2]

[Chorus]

Allen1 wrote:

Nr wrote:

Slash wrote:

Allen1 wrote:these topics are so terrible lmao

No offence, but gonna +1 to this.

Wish we had a a little say in the topic tbh.

Hey now, there was nothing wrong with round 1.

I do admit, in hindsight, the second topic missed the mark... mostly because it was come up with minutes before I wanted to log out. Guess writing something good out of a terrible topic is part of the challenge this time.

If you want to have input in the topics, no one's stopping you. If your ideas for how it should be shaped are good, they'll be implemented. I'm not taking direct topic ideas from participants though as it can give an unfair advantage.

In a distant parallel universe, Slash scored well on the SAT, got into a prestigious university, and made a seamless transition to endless job security and prosperity.

It's funny cause 94% percentile

Paul wrote:The purpose of this giveaway is to find a good writer in Cora Dyce...someone who can write about a topic that someone else gives them, not one of their choosing. Sounds an awful hell like school.

King of the Hill ftw.