Bars tournament IV [Quarter-finals pairings announced]

It's time for the quarter-finals.

The pairings

Rock vs Boofz
Blaze vs Eth
Majed vs Andrew
Slash vs k099str

As last round, the participants have 48h to forum PM me their bars. The topic of the tournament is the opponent's persona and/or history in Cora Dyce. If your bars do not at least touch on this, you will be disqualified. If you do not meet the deadline, you will be disqualified.

The deadline for sending in your bars is 12:00 GMT on the 17th of January leaving you with an appropriate quarter-ish of an hour less than 48h from this post to complete your work of art. Good luck.

damn i was hoping to get rock.. rip im agaisnt blaze

k099 finna catch a body

Fuck k0.. I got nothing against him.. I'll think of one soon

Also Nr, can you leave the polls up longer? 24h is not enough man..

2 days at least

Slash wrote:Fuck k0.. I got nothing against him.. I'll think of one soon

Also Nr, can you leave the polls up longer? 24h is not enough man..

2 days at least

We're doing 36h.

Blaze, Eth and Boofz have sent in their bars. Rock, Slash, Majed, Andrew and k099str have about 16 hours left to send theirs in.

I'll post Blaze vs Eth now.

Nr wrote:

Slash wrote:Fuck k0.. I got nothing against him.. I'll think of one soon

Also Nr, can you leave the polls up longer? 24h is not enough man..

2 days at least

We're doing 36h.

Blaze, Eth and Boofz have sent in their bars. Rock, Slash, Majed, Andrew and k099str have about 16 hours left to send theirs in.

I'll post Blaze vs Eth now.

how are you deciding who's rap gets posted first

Slash wrote:

Nr wrote:

Slash wrote:Fuck k0.. I got nothing against him.. I'll think of one soon

Also Nr, can you leave the polls up longer? 24h is not enough man..

2 days at least

We're doing 36h.

Blaze, Eth and Boofz have sent in their bars. Rock, Slash, Majed, Andrew and k099str have about 16 hours left to send theirs in.

I'll post Blaze vs Eth now.

how are you deciding whose rap gets posted first

I'm not. It comes down to whoever's I end up clicking on first or what tab I end up opening, it's completely random. I don't believe it plays a significant enough role anyway, 1 or 2 can both be an advantage and a disadvantage, but in the end it boils down to content. Any difference that going first or second would have, the reason for it would still be content.

makes a huge diff tbh

jesus, slash this isnt a league. Its 2 people making fun of each other in rhythm, in a runescape gambling clan.

Avnii wrote:jesus, slash this isnt a league. Its 2 people making fun of each other in rhythm, in a runescape gambling clan.

i get too into it

Oh, looks like I accidentally put the actual time with GMT +2 in there instead of GMT. That gives you guys 2 more hours than 48h. I won't go around changing that just in case.

Majed and k099str have yet to send in their bars. They have 2 hours and 30 minutes to do so.

Give them more time, k0 sleeping atm.

Slash wrote:Give them more time, k0 sleeping atm.

There was plenty of time when he wasn't sleeping in the last 48h.

Nr wrote:

Slash wrote:Give them more time, k0 sleeping atm.

There was plenty of time when he wasn't sleeping in the last 48h.

Lol, come on. i don't want to win like that. Let him send it in, it's just bars..

#bringEthback2comp?

Andrew and Slash move on due to k099str and Majed not submitting on time. These were their bars:

Slash

These rap battles are getting messy, the paring is such a cluster.
First a lost soul, now an inactive snob. After this one they'll be calling me ghost buster.
Your name? Like a fucking Runescape nerd.
k0's like i'm attracting ALL Saradomin turds.
99 strength, but you still ain't beatin' jack.
Waiting for the knock out...nothing, now you're even rapping smack!
Combat gloves on tight, with a rune 2h in your hands
Trying so hard but you'll never conquer my lands.
Come on man, give me all you got, take it to beast mode.
Scratch that, it don't matter, you're anyways gonna get k0ed

Andrew

Majed -  You are cool - predestine - always enjoyed
But lately you have been the ass of an injected steroid

You show up, discontinued and think you with the crowd,
but you're the green thumb of hosts who have gotten ploughed.

After resigning to the people with dignity and class
you probably went on Tinychat for dat gay pubescent ass.

The Australian in you wants out, its deprived for another chance to gloat
So put another shrimp on the barbie you uncultured billy goat.

Yes i'm stereotyping the Australian way of life
I know its not Fosters, Kangaroos and Bowie knifes

But when I'm made to make bars about a dude who is as inactive as I am
You gotta go off on these notions that probably are as true as a Paschal lamb.

So, name of the father son and the holy spirit Jesus,
You have been blessed by the skinny wonder Butthead, now go find Beavis.

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Andrew's were pretty fucking great, I think.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL andrew, great bars

good i was late

Lelz wrote:LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL andrew, great bars

good i was late

thank you bud

Holy fucking shit Andrew... it's like I was listening to some Em! Vouch!

Fuck that nr. lame, k0 & majed would obviously send it in eventually

Slash wrote:Fuck that nr. lame, k0 & majed would obviously send it in eventually

And that's why your tournament dragged is dragging for two months.

Nr wrote:

Slash wrote:Fuck that nr. lame, k0 & majed would obviously send it in eventually

And that's why your tournament dragged is dragging for two months.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

Rand al'Thor wrote:

Nr wrote:

Slash wrote:Fuck that nr. lame, k0 & majed would obviously send it in eventually

And that's why your tournament dragged is dragging for two months.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

Rome is still being built.

My bad I'm cool with having slash advance, you gave me a time frame.  Had an unexpected event and was without internet for a couple of days.

Blaze wins 7-1 vs Eth.

Boofz wins 5-2 vs Rock.

Slash, Andrew, Blaze and Boofz are in the semi-finals.