ENGLANDDDDDDDDDDDD

I decided that there isn't enough English pride here. S please use this thread to shout related England stuff.

ENGLANDDDDDDDDDDDD, ENGLANDDDD, NA NA NA, NA NA NA, NA NAAAAS ENGERERLANDDDDD LA LA LA, LA LA LA, ENGERRRRLAANDD, NA NA NA, ENGLAND.

WE ARE THE ONLY TEAM IN THE UK.
THE ONLY TEAM IN EUROPE.
THE ONLY TEAM IN THE WORLD.
AN THE WORLD CUP WINNERS

ARGENTINA AINT GOT NOTHING ON OUR TITS. HEY SUREZ, HOW ARE YOU? SHITTING URSELF, YEAH. WELL YOU BETTER CLEAB UP THAT SHIT WITH YOUR TEARS WHEN WE SHOW YOU WHO'S BOSS. WHATCHA GONNA DO? BITE US.

RAND AND MAJED HELP ME OUT HERE.


GO ENGLAND

How embarrassed you will be if we lose

Oh we won't lose. Don't even need to worry about it.

ENGLANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


WE CAN RAPE SOME URUGUAYAN ASSES

SPAIN ARE OUT, ENGLAND ARE IN,
CHEER OUR TEAM IT AIN'T A SIN,
WE MOCK THE OTHERS, YEA THAT'S MEAN,
WHEN THE CUP'S OVER WE'LL WATCH MR BEAAAANNNNNNN

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ENGLAND !!?!!

CHAMBERLEIN,
HE PLAYS FOR OUR COUNTRY; CALL US INGER-LIN,
HE'S DRIBBLING HE'S FAST, HE'S RUNNIN',
DAT PACE PUTS SUAREZ TO SHAME, HE'S A CHIPMUNK, I CAN'T COMPLAIN,
DEM STEPOVERS IT'S MAGIC, AM I WATCHING DAVID BLAINE??!??

IN DA CENTRE WE HAVE ROONEY, STALE AS BALONEY, o wait that came out wrong... lemme try this again

OUR MAN IS ROONEY, HE'S A SHREK HE'S UGLY, HE AIN'T NO GEORGE CLOONEY
.... that's not right...

I'll just leave this here

if you guys kept Crouch on the squad you'd probably have beaten Italy

but in all seriousness, cmon England.


America Respects, England Expects. Lets see at least a knockout round

The Uzumaki wrote:SPAIN ARE OUT, ENGLAND ARE IN,
CHEER OUR TEAM IT AIN'T A SIN,
WE MOCK THE OTHERS, YEA THAT'S MEAN,
WHEN THE CUP'S OVER WE'LL WATCH MR BEAAAANNNNNNN

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ENGLAND !!?!!

CHAMBERLEIN,
HE PLAYS FOR OUR COUNTRY; CALL US INGER-LIN,
HE'S DRIBBLING HE'S FAST, HE'S RUNNIN',
DAT PACE PUTS SUAREZ TO SHAME, HE'S A CHIPMUNK, I CAN'T COMPLAIN,
DEM STEPOVERS IT'S MAGIC, AM I WATCHING DAVID BLAINE??!??

IN DA CENTRE WE HAVE ROONEY, STALE AS BALONEY, o wait that came out wrong... lemme try this again

OUR MAN IS ROONEY, HE'S A SHREK HE'S UGLY, HE AIN'T NO GEORGE CLOONEY
.... that's not right...

I'll just leave this here

DID U WRITE THAT? THAT FIRST PARAGRAPH SOUNDS LIKE A PROPER SONG. IM PROUD OF YOU AND WILL BE SINGING THIS.


ENGLAAAAND

nn7sssssssssssssssss.

YES I DID, MATCH IS STARTING LEGGOOOOOOOO SO PUMPED

Out of fucking nowhere...

Fuck Suarez.

ffs

we got this

I'm actually crying

Welllll, there's still a chance we'll progress...

Crying

 

lost my first sports bet in a LONG TIME

fuck this, off a clumsy header by Gerrard. Classic England, way to fuck up

Andrew wrote:lost my first sports bet in a LONG TIME

fuck this, off a clumsy header by Gerrard.  Classic England, way to fuck up

try being English.

someone can me for life. I don't want to interact with anybody ever again.

We need a miracle to qualify. :'(

I mean, we just need Italy to win their next games against Costa Rica and Uruguay and for us to beat Costa Rica by two goals.

Rand al'Thor wrote:I mean, we just need Italy to win their next games against Costa Rica and Uruguay and for us to beat Costa Rica by two goals.

oh how fucking easy fml

MI could kill anyone RIGBT now I'm ducking mad

SUREZ is ducking twat duck I all I'm so mad why is this happened fuck sake cheating bastRds. DONT ALLOW THAT TWAT BACK IN ENGLAND THE AREIGANT PRICK. WHO PAYS YOUR DUXKING WAGES. US. AEEIGANT FACES PRICKY LITTLE TWAT.

ENGLAND FUCK. YER AFTER DUCKING YEAR, YET AGAIN. I WILL STICK EITH YOU BECAUSE WE ARE ENGLISH. AND WE DESERVE A WORLD CUP WIN.

Rand al'Thor wrote:I mean, we just need Italy to win their next games against Costa Rica and Uruguay and for us to beat Costa Rica by two goals.

I don't know who the pundits in the studio are there in england.. but here it was steve mcmahon and he was so emotional I teared too   

suarez fucked all ur mothers this day

https://twitter.com/FinallyMario/status/479738033672306688

l0000000000000000000l


... pls mario

and uruguay



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Jon wrote:How embarrassed you will be if we lose

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