What does your girlfriend (or imaginary fantasy) do for you?
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You know your girlfriend loves you when..
Aid- VIP
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She buys you lube when she's on her period.
What does your girlfriend (or imaginary fantasy) do for you?
What does your girlfriend (or imaginary fantasy) do for you?
Andrew- VIP
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tucks me in at night and says, "i love you "
i love my mom
i love my mom
Tom's Slave- VIP
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Andrew wrote:tucks me in at night and says, "i love you "
i love my mom
i love your mom too
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when i get twelve lubes
Connor- Recruit
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My girlfriend lives an hour away from me so I get a goodnight text.... yay..... (goodnight blowjob would be nice once in a while)
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Connor wrote:My girlfriend lives an hour away from me so I get a goodnight text.... yay..... (goodnight blowjob would be nice once in a while)
tell that bitch to give your moes a good night kiss as well.
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What are girls?
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Feuer Kaiser wrote:What are girls?
XX
Feuer Kaiser- Member
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XY > XXTom's Slave wrote:Feuer Kaiser wrote:What are girls?
XX
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Feuer Kaiser wrote:XY > XXTom's Slave wrote:Feuer Kaiser wrote:What are girls?
XX
"No"
-Christina
Feuer Kaiser- Member
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Tom's Slave wrote:Feuer Kaiser wrote:XY > XXTom's Slave wrote:Feuer Kaiser wrote:What are girls?
XX
"No"
-Christina
XYY < XXX ?
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Feuer Kaiser wrote:Tom's Slave wrote:Feuer Kaiser wrote:XY > XXTom's Slave wrote:Feuer Kaiser wrote:What are girls?
XX
"No"
-Christina
XYY < XXX ?
XYY is an actual syndrome lmao
Feuer Kaiser- Member
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I know, biology has taught me wellTom's Slave wrote:Feuer Kaiser wrote:Tom's Slave wrote:Feuer Kaiser wrote:XY > XXTom's Slave wrote:Feuer Kaiser wrote:What are girls?
XX
"No"
-Christina
XYY < XXX ?
XYY is an actual syndrome lmao
Connor- Recruit
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Tom's Slave wrote:Connor wrote:My girlfriend lives an hour away from me so I get a goodnight text.... yay..... (goodnight blowjob would be nice once in a while)
tell that bitch to give your moes a good night kiss as well.
Ill tell her to give you a goodnight kiss
Tom's Slave- VIP
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Connor wrote:Tom's Slave wrote:Connor wrote:My girlfriend lives an hour away from me so I get a goodnight text.... yay..... (goodnight blowjob would be nice once in a while)
tell that bitch to give your moes a good night kiss as well.
Ill tell her to give you a goodnight kiss
ty 8==>
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shes with me at all times, and gives me a hand job whenever i'm horny
Frosty- Member
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Shygodd wrote:shes with me at all times, and gives me a hand job whenever i'm horny
I'm starting to think you've switched from gifs to one-liners.
CM- Sponsor
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That's a lovely girlfriend unloving buying you lube. She wants to break up. No really she does. Oh wait, she bought you lube. Ok, I get it now. No, not really.
Someone untie me from this confusion knot!
Someone untie me from this confusion knot!
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when she cuddles me on the couch and i just lay on her, not like, right on top squashed together way, a way that its just my head on her chest/breasts (dont take this as a sexual way at all). And we just kiss and laugh and i caress her legs + cheeks + tummy.
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Jaycubb wrote:when she cuddles me on the couch and i just lay on her, not like, right on top squashed together way, a way that its just my head on her chest/breasts (dont take this as a sexual way at all). And we just kiss and laugh and i caress her legs + cheeks + tummy.
How lovely! :-^)
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Legend Joe4 wrote:Jaycubb wrote:when she cuddles me on the couch and i just lay on her, not like, right on top squashed together way, a way that its just my head on her chest/breasts (dont take this as a sexual way at all). And we just kiss and laugh and i caress her legs + cheeks + tummy.
How lovely! :-^)
Happened 1 hour ago
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Jaycubb wrote:when she cuddles me on the couch and i just lay on her, not like, right on top squashed together way, a way that its just my head on her chest/breasts (dont take this as a sexual way at all). And we just kiss and laugh and i caress her legs + cheeks + tummy.
What the hell lmao
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Tom's Slave wrote:Jaycubb wrote:when she cuddles me on the couch and i just lay on her, not like, right on top squashed together way, a way that its just my head on her chest/breasts (dont take this as a sexual way at all). And we just kiss and laugh and i caress her legs + cheeks + tummy.
What the hell lmao
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[quote="Jaycubb"][quote="Tom's Slave"]
I'm shy to do so.
Jaycubb wrote:when she cuddles me on the couch and i just lay on her, not like, right on top squashed together way, a way that its just my head on her chest/breasts (dont take this as a sexual way at all). And we just kiss and laugh and i caress her legs + cheeks + tummy.
I'm shy to do so.
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Frosty wrote:Shygodd wrote:shes with me at all times, and gives me a hand job whenever i'm horny
I'm starting to think you've switched from gifs to one-liners.