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mah dads bday is today
and
im spending dinner with him
(parents divorced)
i feel like
i should get him
something
but
i have no car
and
cant go to store
so card
so idk what i should write
besides
hi dad
happy bday
-urson
cuz
we dont rlly
do
anything
together
and
reading down ftw
dont gotta move ur neck #couchpotatoe

Ok Believe it or not i am 17 and i don't remember doing something with my father the only thing i can remember is watching Manchester City Vs Chelsea and laughing @ him while Chelsea are losing other than this nothing , 2nd yesterday was my father b-day thats why he did not call me today huh ( Thank u pants u made me remember ) 3rd write this Dad, 

You are so kind,
You are my inspiration,
You are my strength,
You are my teacher,
You are my hero,
So let me wish you a very happy birthday!

or 

I can’t describe in words,
How much you mean to me,
But, I want to tell you something,
You mean the world to me,
Happy birthday dad!


these stuff are from google not me i dont speak write like this .

Dear dad,

Thank your cock for my life

-urson

Dogs>Cats wrote:mah dads bday is today
and
im spending dinner with him
(parents divorced)
i feel like
i should get him
something
but
i have no car
and
cant go to store
so card
so idk what i should write
besides
hi dad
happy bday
-urson
cuz
we dont rlly
do
anything
together
and
reading down ftw
dont gotta move ur neck #couchpotatoe

"dont gotta move ur neck". You sir are the greatest person ever.

sand crawl99 wrote:Ok Believe it or not i am 17 and i don't remember doing something with my father the only thing i can remember is watching Manchester City Vs Chelsea and laughing @ him while Chelsea are losing other than this nothing , 2nd yesterday was my father b-day thats why he did not call me today huh ( Thank u pants u made me remember ) 3rd write this Dad, 

You are so kind,
You are my inspiration,
You are my strength,
You are my teacher,
You are my hero,
So let me wish you a very happy birthday!

or 

I can’t describe in words,
How much you mean to me,
But, I want to tell you something,
You mean the world to me,
Happy birthday dad!


these stuff are from google not me i dont speak write like this .

I wondered why the lines were in proper grammar, haha

Listen Pants if he wont believe that tell him like this 

You are so kind,
You are my inspiration,
You are my strength,
You are my teacher,
You are my hero,
So let me wish you a very happy birthday! 
 and if u don't believe don't 


like this u make him feel proud and that u can even change ur pants alone .

sand crawl99 wrote:Listen Pants if he wont believe that tell him like this 

You are so kind,
You are my inspiration,
You are my strength,
You are my teacher,
You are my hero,
So let me wish you a very happy birthday! 
 and if u don't believe don't 


like this u make him feel proud and that u can even change ur pants alone .

Change my pants for me babe

Sanne wrote:Dear dad,

Thank your cock for my life

-urson

Such a troll haha.  

Make him something, from the heart.

Tunechi wrote:Make him something, from the heart.

Wow.

I think if you wish to spend more time with him, you could possibly put something in your card hinting at that(not sure if thats what you want).
Ex)
Happy Birthday dad looking forward to spending this next year with you!
^
Idk if thats what your looking for.

i ended giving him nothing
so
yea...
printer wuz broken

take him out for dinner tomorrow

Do something plox.

tell him a good happy birthday.

Sanne wrote:Dear dad,

Thank your cock for my life

-urson

Give the man a kookie.