Bitches Be Cray Fo Rizzle

K so basically this is how this shit is goin down. There's this girl I was interested in back in like February or March and we chatted for a while and then all of a sudden stopped talking. So i moved on from her and met this other girl just after university ended in April and started chatting up with her and we met up just before she moved back to her home town 6 hours away. 

So yesterday, out of the blue, the girl that i had stopped talking to sent me a snapchat pic and was like "hey we haven't chatted for a while, Idk how we met". So i had actually forgotten about her, and then it was kinda like, omfg what is this shit, was pretty much what i was thinking. So I sent her a pic and she completely remembers who I am and what not.

So my preference in girl is 5'6 or taller and generally blonde, has goals in life and is mature for their age, and both of these girls meet what I'm looking for. Both of them have have big goals in life and have their mind set to what they want. As well, they are both funny, good texters, and not self centered. One wants to become a neurosurgeon and the other girls wants to become a broadcaster. Both are attractive which is of course a plus. One lives in the north end of my city and the other lives in the south end about 15 minutes from my house, but I don't really mind driving.

I have no idea what to do.....

Ask them both for money to go to the casino, whichever one gives you more is the keeper.

Also, I don't know what **** is. Shit?

Why would you want to be in a relationship before you shit? That's stupid.

Tom wrote:Ask them both for money to go to the casino, whichever one gives you more is the keeper.

Also, I don't know what **** is. Dive?

Why would you want to be in a relationship before you shit? That's stupid.

 No. His grandma still has money in her retirement account. 

I say pick the one that can write the best poems.

Mr XK wrote:

Tom wrote:Ask them both for money to go to the casino, whichever one gives you more is the keeper.

Also, I don't know what **** is. Dive?

Why would you want to be in a relationship before you shit? That's stupid.

 No. His grandma still has money in her retirement account. 

I say pick the one that can write the best poems.

 They're both over 5'6", both blonde, presumably both females. From what we have to work with, their poetry skills will be on par with one-another, yet still below Connors.

HOWEVER- this is a good thing. Connor, if your partner can write a better poem that you, you'll be in big trouble come Valentine's Day. You don't want to risk that biscuit.

I'm feeling partner #2 at this point.

Howabout you pick the girl whos personality you like better. I heard that works.

pick the one with biggest tits

Christina wrote:Howabout you pick the girl whos personality you like better. I heard that works.

 When people ask me if I'm a tits or an ass guy, I say personality.

Christina wrote:Howabout you pick the girl whos personality you like better. I heard that works.

 listen carefully this is coming from miz may~<3 

Christina wrote:Howabout you pick the girl whos personality you like better. I heard that works.

 both of them have great personalities?

they both have goals in life and are both very mature.

Connor wrote:

Christina wrote:Howabout you pick the girl whos personality you like better. I heard that works.

 both of them have great personalities?

they both have goals in life and are both very mature.

We need pics connor to judge these girls personality ofc

Mr XK wrote:

Connor wrote:

Christina wrote:Howabout you pick the girl whos personality you like better. I heard that works.

 both of them have great personalities?

they both have goals in life and are both very mature.

We need pics connor to judge these girls personality ofc

 I dont exactly want to post pics of them on here... I'll think about it LOL

Mr XK wrote:

Connor wrote:

Christina wrote:Howabout you pick the girl whos personality you like better. I heard that works.

 both of them have great personalities?

they both have goals in life and are both very mature.

We need pics connor to judge these girls personality ofc

 Sis pics preferred.

Shygodd wrote:pick the one with biggest tits

^ Wise words of wisdom

Connor wrote:One lives in the north end of my city and the other lives in the south end about 15 minutes from my house, but I don't really mind driving.

I have no idea what to do.....

Sounds like an easy compromise to me

Daft Punk wrote:

Connor wrote:One lives in the north end of my city and the other lives in the south end about 15 minutes from my house, but I don't really mind driving.

I have no idea what to do.....

Sounds like an easy compromise to me 

I dunno I'd rather be with on or the other.


As well to other people, I may post pictures later as well as tell you who is who and what their goals are etc

Stick it in her butt. If she likes it, she's a keeper

Blake wrote:Stick it in her butt.  If she likes it, she's a keeper

 Thanks for the advice Blake....

For real though, you give like zero distinction between the two, what do you expect us to do l0l

Tom wrote:For real though, you give like zero distinction between the two, what do you expect us to do l0l

 I will tmrw

Use random.org to pick which girl you should take

LetMeSkull wrote:Use random.org to pick which girl you should take

 

V wrote:

LetMeSkull wrote:Use random.org to pick which girl you should take

 

OK pick the 2nd girl. Problem solved.

LetMeSkull wrote:

V wrote:

LetMeSkull wrote:Use random.org to pick which girl you should take

 

OK pick the 2nd girl. Problem solved.

I'd prefer picking names out of a hat.