Fruit.

Ok, picture this.

You're at a bus stop (on your own), in Wales, when suddenly a magic genie appears. His name is Ian. Ian says, in a smokers voice, "hello there. I am going to present you with five pieces of beautiful fruit. It is your mission, as a man at a bus stop from Wales, to pick which of these five fruits you would pick, if forced at gun point, to eat. You can only pick one. Good Luck, sir". 

Or in a condensed version :

Out of these five fruits, which is your favourite?

Kitty

No clue why you picked grapes Tom.

The caloric intake you have with an Apple is much greater than that of a single grape, or even a bunch of grapes. Apple lasts longer, less prone to bacterial infection, and can be used as other instruments.

GRAPES ALL DAY

Y6r wrote:No clue why you picked grapes Tom.

The caloric intake you have with an Apple is much greater than that of a single grape, or even a bunch of grapes. Apple lasts longer, less prone to bacterial infection, and can be used as other instruments.

 Apples are annoying, though. Sure, I'll eat a nice juicy one when I have the time and patience, but if I'm tired, just no. They take more energy to eat than the energy you get from eating them. Plus, I only like the bit where you make little openings in the skin and can close them again. It's so fun

Mangoooooo

Jaycubb wrote:Mangoooooo

 That's too exotic for cora.

Orange's are OP

Banana.....

orange

#Grapesallday

Why is                                                                                          named Ian
                          the genie                                       


If it's green grapes i'll definitely go for the grapes, otherwise orange it is.    

                                                                                               

and why                             
                                    does he                                                 
                                                                                                 smoke?

Nr wrote:Why is                                                                                          named Ian
                          the genie                                       


If it's green grapes i'll definitely go for the grapes, otherwise orange it is.    

                                                                                               

and why                             
                                    does he                                                 
                                                                                                 smoke?

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Nr wrote:Why is                                                                                          named Ian
                          the genie                                       


If it's green grapes i'll definitely go for the grapes, otherwise orange it is.    

                                                                                               

and why                             
                                    does he                                                 
                                                                                                 smoke?

 Hi there, Nr. Thank you for your concerns. Here at the Cora Support Centre we aim to make our community have a  hassle-free experience. Our customers are our priority. The genie is named Ian because, well, his parents weren't very creative. They couldn't think of any other names and though that Ian was perfect. Secondly, Ian smokes because he gets stressed easily. He feels that smoking takes the stress out of him.

If you have any more question don't hesitate to ask us. We're here 24/7 for you.


p.s WHAT!? PURPLE GRAPES ARE THE BEST

Watermelon

If I can only choose one, then bananas all the way. Tasty, clean, and no utensils required.

Prunes

Oranges.

Strawberries.
Mango.

Mr XK wrote:Prunes

 faggot

Tom wrote:

Mr XK wrote:Prunes

 faggot

 Prunes are good, not when dried. Bill Clinton once said "I like them fresh, not dried".

There is no option for potato. Even though potato is not a fruit, potato > everything in life. Potato enhance life. Potato is the meaning of life. Potato comes before birth and comes after death. Potato will always be with you. Potato will always be there to guide you.

Potato.

Melons are the shape of tits. so whoever chose melons, like me, are not gay.

Bananas are shaped like curved cocks, so whoever chose bananas, are gay.