Burnt my arm hair off last night

I was out camping and getting drunk with some friends and I had a "chief hippy stick" which was basically a long piece of firewood that I was using as like a staff type thing. My friend took it while I was taking a piss and soaked it in paraffin. When I got back to the fire, I poked the fire with my chief hippy stick and obviously the paraffin ignited and set fire to my arm hair on my left arm and it all burnt off...

Interesting story of my week

 Oh, and fun story #2 from last night, we ordered a pizza at about midnight and asked the pizza man to go to tesco on his way to drop off the pizza, and pick us up a bottle of vodka. We gave him a £5 tip. Legend.

Badass

good stories lol. chief hippy sticks LOL

Drinking with friends!?!?!? I'll have a stern talk with your mother! There is going to be so much extra punishment left over that even Ryan will get punished.

haha must have had a blast

Lmao, the best of times when you are drinking

Zodz wrote:good stories lol. chief hippy sticks LOL

 +1 LOL

Y6r wrote:Drinking with friends!?!?!? I'll have a stern talk with your mother! There is going to be so much extra punishment left over that even Ryan will get punished.

 she knows I drink. I keep my vodka on top of my wardrobe in plain sight and she sets out bacon for me the next day cus she knows I'll be hungover.

This is fun

You're gonna love it here, drink another beer and listen here.

We need to Tinychat when you're drunk l0l

Jon wrote:

Y6r wrote:Drinking with friends!?!?!? I'll have a stern talk with your mother! There is going to be so much extra punishment left over that even Ryan will get punished.

 she knows I drink. I keep my vodka on top of my wardrobe in plain sight and she sets out bacon for me the next day cus she knows I'll be hungover.

Lmfao how old r u Jon?

Houred wrote:

Jon wrote:

Y6r wrote:Drinking with friends!?!?!? I'll have a stern talk with your mother! There is going to be so much extra punishment left over that even Ryan will get punished.

 she knows I drink. I keep my vodka on top of my wardrobe in plain sight and she sets out bacon for me the next day cus she knows I'll be hungover.

Lmfao how old r u Jon?

 16

Houred wrote:

Jon wrote:

Y6r wrote:Drinking with friends!?!?!? I'll have a stern talk with your mother! There is going to be so much extra punishment left over that even Ryan will get punished.

 she knows I drink. I keep my vodka on top of my wardrobe in plain sight and she sets out bacon for me the next day cus she knows I'll be hungover.

Lmfao how old r u Jon?

L2Read his Age on the left, noob!

LetMeSkull wrote:

Houred wrote:

Jon wrote:

Y6r wrote:Drinking with friends!?!?!? I'll have a stern talk with your mother! There is going to be so much extra punishment left over that even Ryan will get punished.

 she knows I drink. I keep my vodka on top of my wardrobe in plain sight and she sets out bacon for me the next day cus she knows I'll be hungover.

Lmfao how old r u Jon?

L2Read his Age on the left, noob!

I believe you aren't supposed to have spaces when you're doing "L2's"... Correct me if i'm wrong

Hope it was me Jon but not U    

LOL, gotta love them drunken nights eh Jon??

Legend Joe4 wrote:

LetMeSkull wrote:

Houred wrote:

Jon wrote:

Y6r wrote:Drinking with friends!?!?!? I'll have a stern talk with your mother! There is going to be so much extra punishment left over that even Ryan will get punished.

 she knows I drink. I keep my vodka on top of my wardrobe in plain sight and she sets out bacon for me the next day cus she knows I'll be hungover.

Lmfao how old r u Jon?

L2Read his Age on the left, noob!

I believe you aren't supposed to have spaces when you're doing "L2's"... Correct me if i'm wrong

I do leave spaces if it's a long phrase rather than a one or two word L2...

 

Connor wrote:LOL, gotta love them drunken nights eh Jon??

 They're what I live for.

Jon wrote:

Connor wrote:LOL, gotta love them drunken nights eh Jon??

 They're what I live for.

http://www.liverfoundation.org/abouttheliver/info/alcohol/

we really need to meet up soon, we are getting the same interests

Understand wrote:

Jon wrote:

Connor wrote:LOL, gotta love them drunken nights eh Jon??

 They're what I live for.

http://www.liverfoundation.org/abouttheliver/info/alcohol/

piss off. What's life worth living for after the age when you can enjoy going out and getting drunk? Liver disease comes after the point in life where the rest of your life is still valuable.

Jon wrote:

Understand wrote:

Jon wrote:

Connor wrote:LOL, gotta love them drunken nights eh Jon??

 They're what I live for.

http://www.liverfoundation.org/abouttheliver/info/alcohol/

piss off. What's life worth living for after the age when you can enjoy going out and getting drunk? Liver disease comes after the point in life where the rest of your life is still valuable.

You're saying you don't mind liver disease?

im proud of my liver

Understand wrote:

Jon wrote:

Understand wrote:

Jon wrote:

Connor wrote:LOL, gotta love them drunken nights eh Jon??

 They're what I live for.

http://www.liverfoundation.org/abouttheliver/info/alcohol/

piss off. What's life worth living for after the age when you can enjoy going out and getting drunk? Liver disease comes after the point in life where the rest of your life is still valuable.

You're saying you don't mind liver disease?

I'm saying I'd rather have an amazing youth and die young of liver disease, than have a boring youth and die old.

Sanne wrote:im proud of my liver

n lungs


who needs em

Take up drug use. Hahaha just kidding drugs are bad