I am the best at jokes.watch

A turtle goes to a restaurant, while she was there, she had a fight with the waiter, and kicked her out.
one month later, the turtle came and told the waiter: ok but don't push me k.







you know,because the turtle is slow,if you don't laugh i am going to beat the shit out of you

i didnt laugh

DuhYellowAzn wrote:i didnt watch gay porn until I was 16, since puberty hit me then

ok...?

lol

I smiled at least

Though I did need the explanation to understand it

I love Majed <333333333333

Majed > Zac

I didnt get it at all .

Aasshahaahahaahhaaaahahaahah very funy

Edit: that was crap.... L0L. And didnt get it


THE DOCTOR

The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’