make me laugh

funniest gets 4m
2nd 2m
3rd 1m

post your shit and make me laugh plz im bored. kthnxbye

this is probably my best one yet,

Man in the AirPort

man:Name?
abdul:abdul al rhazib
man:sex
abdul:3 or 4 times a week
man:no no .. I mean male or female
abdul: sometimes camel
man:holy cow
abdul:yes cow, sheep animals in general
man:but isn't that hostile
abdul:horse style,doggy style any style
man:oh dear
abdul:no no deer run too fast

Damit I was going 2 do something like that...

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didnt laugh at any of those...........

Victor wrote:didnt laugh at any of those...........

liar.............

When Duya does prank calls he says that his name is Vladimir or Jack Knoff.

Drag plwax wrote:When Duya does prank calls he says that his name is Vladimir or Jack Knoff.

Just the Russian accent is enough to make me lol.

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted



Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter


Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And swallow it down


Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

u didn't lol at my joke maybe u've heard already?

okay heres another one _....
What do u call a cheese that is not urs? ~ Nacho-Cheese!

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Ok , heres my joke ! i hope you enjoy it , bcuz i do

Husband: Sweetheart, would you say that I'm the only man you've ever loved?
Wife: Of course you are. Why do all men ask me the same silly question?

and can we do more then 1 joke ?
cuz i have lots of them

I hate having to buy a bag of air and find chips inside :/

ok heres my joke

what do girls and rocks have in common?

The flat ones get skipped

chuckled at naipe's joke. others i did this

Victor wrote:chuckled at naipe's joke. others i did this

I'm not going for the money, you can keep that.

But I'm determined to make you laugh -.-

.....



A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag.

"What's in the bag?" the youngster asked.

"magic apples", the old man replied.

"Prove it", said the young man.

"Well, besides apples, what is your favorite two fruits?" asked the old man.

"Watermelon and peaches", he answered.

The man handed him an apple and told him to try it out. The boy took a bite and said that it tasted like a watermelon. "Ok, turn it over", he said.

The boy did and took another bite and said that it tasted like a peach.

The youngster still wasn't convinced that they were magic.

The old fellow told him to name something else that he liked to eat.

"I like to eat pussy." he snapped.

The man handed him another apple and told him to try it.

He took a big bite, spit it out, wipped his mouth and esclaimed, "That tasted like shit".

The old man looked at him, smiled and said, "Turn it over."

heard that one already. chuckled though.. not bad

Read some of these:
www.mylifeisaverage.com

You might enjoy.

http://www.fmylife.com/

Victor wrote:http://www.fmylife.com/

Also good... hmm....



How's that?

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Trevmage wrote:

Victor wrote:http://www.fmylife.com/

Also good... hmm....



How's that?

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahahahahha now thats good shit

W00000000000T!!!!!!!!!! My job here is done.

Victor wrote:

Trevmage wrote:

Victor wrote:http://www.fmylife.com/

Also good... hmm....



How's that?

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahahahahha now thats good shit

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL