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When your mom says "Ok Mart, I need you help with the shopping" so I come along all happy and cheerful, then I see Tesco extra (Sell clothes aswell as food) then I say "mom why are we here?" then she replys "going to get petrol" so i'm like "ok" then she says "We'll get something to eat from TESCO, "k mom" next thing you know is she's looking through the dresses asking ME if she looks good in them... Then she goes to the changing rooms leaving me there next to the bras. Now I have EVERYONE looking at me like I'm some queer... Thats my day. Good night <3
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FAGGOTTTTTTT
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Lawl u are a queer gf
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2KK2 l Martin wrote:When your mom says "Ok Mart, I need you help with the shopping" so I come along all happy and cheerful, then I see Tesco extra (Sell clothes aswell as food) then I say "mom why are we here?" then she replys "going to get petrol" so i'm like "ok" then she says "We'll get something to eat from TESCO, "k mom" next thing you know is she's looking through the dresses asking ME if she looks good in them... Then she goes to the changing rooms leaving me there next to the bras. Now I have EVERYONE looking at me like I'm some queer... Thats my day. Good night <3
You should of just walked away. That is what I normally do when I get ditched near the ladies section.
Edit: Who the hell shops at TESCO's lol.....L2goshopatASDA.
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Lol, US>UK. Kbye.
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Sean wrote:Lol, US>UK. Kbye.
L2liveineuropeplease.
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And Canada > USSean wrote:Lol, US>UK. Kbye.
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Hahaha ... queer.
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Great way to pick up chicks:
Walk around in the bra isle until you see a cute girl. Tell her you are buying your grandma a birthday present and need some advice. She'll probably giggle. Then you ask her how much a polar bear weighs.
Walk around in the bra isle until you see a cute girl. Tell her you are buying your grandma a birthday present and need some advice. She'll probably giggle. Then you ask her how much a polar bear weighs.
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Sam wrote:Great way to pick up chicks:
Walk around in the bra isle until you see a cute girl. Tell her you are buying your grandma a birthday present and need some advice. She'll probably giggle. Then you ask her how much a polar bear weighs.
Even better idea: Find a girl who knows what bra she wants ... then offer to put it on for her
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Firefury54 wrote:Sam wrote:Great way to pick up chicks:
Walk around in the bra isle until you see a cute girl. Tell her you are buying your grandma a birthday present and need some advice. She'll probably giggle. Then you ask her how much a polar bear weighs.
Even better idea: Find a girl who knows what bra she wants ... then offer to put it on for her
Just ask her how much a polar bear weighs.
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Don't listen to Sam. I know what I'm talking about Martin. I did this a few weeks ago and I got slappedSam wrote:Firefury54 wrote:Sam wrote:Great way to pick up chicks:
Walk around in the bra isle until you see a cute girl. Tell her you are buying your grandma a birthday present and need some advice. She'll probably giggle. Then you ask her how much a polar bear weighs.
Even better idea: Find a girl who knows what bra she wants ... then offer to put it on for her
Just ask her how much a polar bear weighs.
She will never touch you if you talk about polar bears like Sam here.
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Firefury54 wrote:Don't listen to Sam. I know what I'm talking about Martin. I did this a few weeks ago and I got slappedSam wrote:Firefury54 wrote:Sam wrote:Great way to pick up chicks:
Walk around in the bra isle until you see a cute girl. Tell her you are buying your grandma a birthday present and need some advice. She'll probably giggle. Then you ask her how much a polar bear weighs.
Even better idea: Find a girl who knows what bra she wants ... then offer to put it on for her
Just ask her how much a polar bear weighs.
Enough to break the ice.
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Hahah, I like itSam wrote:Firefury54 wrote:Don't listen to Sam. I know what I'm talking about Martin. I did this a few weeks ago and I got slappedSam wrote:Firefury54 wrote:Sam wrote:Great way to pick up chicks:
Walk around in the bra isle until you see a cute girl. Tell her you are buying your grandma a birthday present and need some advice. She'll probably giggle. Then you ask her how much a polar bear weighs.
Even better idea: Find a girl who knows what bra she wants ... then offer to put it on for her
Just ask her how much a polar bear weighs.
Enough to break the ice.
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Ooo, I was in Tesco Extra yesterday 
I saw some fat kid by some bra's.
I saw some fat kid by some bra's.
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stuff ur head in the bras
no1 will see u
no1 will see u
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ugh. L2MoveToAmericaPleaseFrosty wrote:Sean wrote:Lol, US>UK. Kbye.
L2liveineuropeplease.
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Z GP wrote:ugh. L2MoveToAmericaPleaseFrosty wrote:Sean wrote:Lol, US>UK. Kbye.
L2liveineuropeplease.
ppfff. L2LiveInUK
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we all know that America is the biggest, richest, most intelligent country in the worldJames wrote:Z GP wrote:ugh. L2MoveToAmericaPleaseFrosty wrote:Sean wrote:Lol, US>UK. Kbye.
L2liveineuropeplease.
ppfff. L2LiveInUK
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I agree.
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we all know that America is a joke
I agree.
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LOOOOOOOL @ James. I'm not fat buddy
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Z GP wrote:we all know that America is the biggest, richest, most intelligent country in the worldJames wrote:Z GP wrote:ugh. L2MoveToAmericaPleaseFrosty wrote:Sean wrote:Lol, US>UK. Kbye.
L2liveineuropeplease.
ppfff. L2LiveInUK
They're certainly the biggest, I give you that
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u think that the UK is the richest? suck my ballsJames wrote:Z GP wrote:we all know that America is the biggest, richest, most intelligent country in the worldJames wrote:Z GP wrote:ugh. L2MoveToAmericaPleaseFrosty wrote:Sean wrote:Lol, US>UK. Kbye.
L2liveineuropeplease.
ppfff. L2LiveInUK
They're certainly the biggest, I give you that
and most intelligent? thats USA hands down.
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Z GP wrote:we all know that America is the biggest, richest, most intelligent country in the worldJames wrote:Z GP wrote:ugh. L2MoveToAmericaPleaseFrosty wrote:Sean wrote:Lol, US>UK. Kbye.
L2liveineuropeplease.
ppfff. L2LiveInUK
richest? most intelligent? bitch please learn your facts.
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Z GP wrote:u think that the UK is the richest? suck my ballsJames wrote:Z GP wrote:we all know that America is the biggest, richest, most intelligent country in the worldJames wrote:Z GP wrote:ugh. L2MoveToAmericaPleaseFrosty wrote:Sean wrote:Lol, US>UK. Kbye.
L2liveineuropeplease.
ppfff. L2LiveInUK
They're certainly the biggest, I give you that
and most intelligent? thats USA hands down.
By biggest I mean... How big the people are >.>