I got bored, and wasted my life writing this.
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It was a bright summers day, and as usual, everybody was gathered at the W1 Spirit Tree. However, this is not going to be a normal day. If only the people knew.
It started off well. We had over 50 people crammed around the tree, with a lot of hosts .. Well.. Hosting. We had a range of wagers from 1m - 5B. But then, DHM found out about this. They got angry, and jealous. They went over to Dominates, and Dragon Dyce and formed an army. World War III was ahead.
Corena and L1Z were going on a little stroll together, across the G.E. But then, they suddenly spotted that there were over the usual 3 people at the DHM spot! They went to investigate, finding that there was over 50 people there, all from different dicing clans. They ran into a bush, to investigate. (YES, INVESTIGATE!). They heard that they were planning to bomb the spirit tree, and then attack everyone. And then.. Oh dear, they heard that there was already a time tomb planted secretly on the Spirit Tree! So, L1Z ran back whilst Corena stayed spying in the tree. L1Z reached the spirit tree to find the time bomb. She told everyone about DHM's plans, but then in the blink of her eye, saw the time bomb on the tree, with the digits 0:05 on it. "AHHHHHH!". She jumped infornt of it, and ka-boom. The bomb went off, and LIZ's body was blown all over the place, but she managed to take all the impact. She was dead.
"HOLY SHIT", yelled Award! She's dead! "DONT WORRY ABOUT HER! WE'RE ABOUT TO GET BOMBED!", yelled Slash. Everyone screamed and ran around in circles. Corena came running back, but sadly didn't see the tree, and ran straight into it, killing him.
"Another one bites the dust", said Aaron.
"Wir müssen schnell handeln!", said Andy. To which everyone replied, "What?". Struggler translated it to "We need to act fast!". But oh no, everyone started to flirt with Andy. This wasn't the right time! They were soon distracted when a helicopter hovered over the spirit tree, with "D.H.M" on it appeared. Out of it, dropped a piano, which landed on Gasp's head. He died. "DONT WORRY! MAJED IS HERE!", yelled Majed, who shot the helicopter down with an RPG. Out flew two of DHM's hosts, and they died.
Suddenly, a guy from Dominate jumped out of the spirit tree's branches with a jacket full of bombs, and detinated himself, which killed himself and Cable. "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!", yelled majed, who molested the dominate host untill he died.
Suddenly, JamesTehGod chopped down one of the tree's beside the spirit tree, which fell on him and he died. Sean then came along, and shot himself. We were going down like a tonne of bricks. "HANG ON A SECOND!", yelled Spoof. "Why don't we go and attack them? It's not like they are going to sniper us.". PING!. Spoof was shot by a sniper in the head. Suddenly, Taro Beast came to the tree with a box of guns. Everyone picked up a gun, and shot arond them randomly. Bullsye! A load of the enemies died, as they were disguised as beggars. "OH YEAHH. UH HUHHH", Overly sang, whilst he danced.
There was one man left. DHM. Zetta spotted him, and said "smd." DHM walked over, and said, "hey guys , I'm just playing with you". "DIEEEEE!", yelled Majed. Then everyone jumped on him, and started punching him. He tried to report them, but he couldn't. Shygodd tried to choke him with his Scottish Fried Mars Bars, but it didn't work. Miz May then had to go to class, so logged out. But then Average Joe logged in, and called DHM a noob which he couldn't take, so he cried for 1 hour.
Then DHM died of old age.
Cora Dyce lived happily ever after.
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It was a bright summers day, and as usual, everybody was gathered at the W1 Spirit Tree. However, this is not going to be a normal day. If only the people knew.
It started off well. We had over 50 people crammed around the tree, with a lot of hosts .. Well.. Hosting. We had a range of wagers from 1m - 5B. But then, DHM found out about this. They got angry, and jealous. They went over to Dominates, and Dragon Dyce and formed an army. World War III was ahead.
Corena and L1Z were going on a little stroll together, across the G.E. But then, they suddenly spotted that there were over the usual 3 people at the DHM spot! They went to investigate, finding that there was over 50 people there, all from different dicing clans. They ran into a bush, to investigate. (YES, INVESTIGATE!). They heard that they were planning to bomb the spirit tree, and then attack everyone. And then.. Oh dear, they heard that there was already a time tomb planted secretly on the Spirit Tree! So, L1Z ran back whilst Corena stayed spying in the tree. L1Z reached the spirit tree to find the time bomb. She told everyone about DHM's plans, but then in the blink of her eye, saw the time bomb on the tree, with the digits 0:05 on it. "AHHHHHH!". She jumped infornt of it, and ka-boom. The bomb went off, and LIZ's body was blown all over the place, but she managed to take all the impact. She was dead.
"HOLY SHIT", yelled Award! She's dead! "DONT WORRY ABOUT HER! WE'RE ABOUT TO GET BOMBED!", yelled Slash. Everyone screamed and ran around in circles. Corena came running back, but sadly didn't see the tree, and ran straight into it, killing him.
"Another one bites the dust", said Aaron.
"Wir müssen schnell handeln!", said Andy. To which everyone replied, "What?". Struggler translated it to "We need to act fast!". But oh no, everyone started to flirt with Andy. This wasn't the right time! They were soon distracted when a helicopter hovered over the spirit tree, with "D.H.M" on it appeared. Out of it, dropped a piano, which landed on Gasp's head. He died. "DONT WORRY! MAJED IS HERE!", yelled Majed, who shot the helicopter down with an RPG. Out flew two of DHM's hosts, and they died.
Suddenly, a guy from Dominate jumped out of the spirit tree's branches with a jacket full of bombs, and detinated himself, which killed himself and Cable. "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!", yelled majed, who molested the dominate host untill he died.
Suddenly, JamesTehGod chopped down one of the tree's beside the spirit tree, which fell on him and he died. Sean then came along, and shot himself. We were going down like a tonne of bricks. "HANG ON A SECOND!", yelled Spoof. "Why don't we go and attack them? It's not like they are going to sniper us.". PING!. Spoof was shot by a sniper in the head. Suddenly, Taro Beast came to the tree with a box of guns. Everyone picked up a gun, and shot arond them randomly. Bullsye! A load of the enemies died, as they were disguised as beggars. "OH YEAHH. UH HUHHH", Overly sang, whilst he danced.
There was one man left. DHM. Zetta spotted him, and said "smd." DHM walked over, and said, "hey guys , I'm just playing with you". "DIEEEEE!", yelled Majed. Then everyone jumped on him, and started punching him. He tried to report them, but he couldn't. Shygodd tried to choke him with his Scottish Fried Mars Bars, but it didn't work. Miz May then had to go to class, so logged out. But then Average Joe logged in, and called DHM a noob which he couldn't take, so he cried for 1 hour.
Then DHM died of old age.
Cora Dyce lived happily ever after.