Rap Battle

^ Doing this for fun lelele. Each post should be vsing one another :p Start!

"Everybody at the spirit tree put your muthafuckin hands up an folo me. Yaw, I make bils i got skills, i dice with a price. James is a noob, Aid likes rice. Sanne likes to spam + Sam is a mod. I put a bullet in any nublet that begs for 10k any day. Word"

Chillin on the forums look what I see, Is that Shygodd or is that YXB? He thinks he's got bills and he thinks he's got skills but in reality he can't bet the mills. I heard theres a storm at the spirit tree its raining gold oh wait, thats just me!!!!!!

You guys all suck. You guys all suck.
But I'm not a rapper.

Shygodd wrote:"Everybody at the spirit tree put your muthafuckin hands up an folo me. Yaw, I make bils i got skills, i dice with a price. James is a noob, Aid likes rice. Sanne likes to spam + Sam is a mod. I put a bullet in any nublet that begs for 10k any day. Word"

Call me a noob? You big fat toothpaste tube. You can eat a pube.

So who won?

Xodz Slave l Crunchy Nips wrote:You guys all suck. You guys all suck.
But I'm not a rapper.

Word Hahaha

James wrote:

Shygodd wrote:"Everybody at the spirit tree put your muthafuckin hands up an folo me. Yaw, I make bils i got skills, i dice with a price. James is a noob, Aid likes rice. Sanne likes to spam + Sam is a mod. I put a bullet in any nublet that begs for 10k any day. Word"

Call me a noob? You big fat toothpaste tube. You can eat a pube.

Hey little cunt what's that on your Head. Poor mofo With borrowed partyhat.
Your rhymes = shitz like your momma's titz dont call me a liar cuz i had that bitch.
you're ballin on balletshoes like a lil chick, Just like your lil sister said YOLO and hopped on my dick
You needa sit on here too cuz my Cock is thick and ye my words are slick.
Im gonna wank off now Cuz im tired Of rappin Ima check ya'll later brb Im fappin.

Host Duya wrote:

James wrote:

Shygodd wrote:"Everybody at the spirit tree put your muthafuckin hands up an folo me. Yaw, I make bils i got skills, i dice with a price. James is a noob, Aid likes rice. Sanne likes to spam + Sam is a mod. I put a bullet in any nublet that begs for 10k any day. Word"

Call me a noob? You big fat toothpaste tube. You can eat a pube.

Hey little cunt what's that on your Head. Poor mofo With borrowed partyhat.
Your rhymes = shitz like your momma's titz dont call me a liar cuz i had that bitch.
you're ballin on balletshoes like a lil chick, Just like your lil sister said YOLO and hopped on my dick
You needa sit on here too cuz my Cock is thick and ye my words are slick.
Im gonna wank off now Cuz im tired Of rappin Ima check ya'll later brb Im fappin.

^ Talented.

All your raps are shit, so spread around me and sit.
I walk around the Spirit Tree, and what do I see ?
Kids losing the mils, while I sit there with bills.
On the forums all you do is spam, but non of y'all get compared to Sam.
I left none of this blank, so I say; JAMES 4 RANK
I'm finishing my rap now, so I will take a bow.

Shark0508 wrote:All your raps are shit, so spread around me and sit.
I walk around the Spirit Tree, and what do I see ?
Kids losing the mils, while I sit there with bills.
On the forums all you do is spam, but non of y'all get compared to Sam.
I left none of this blank, so I say; JAMES 4 RANK
I'm finishing my rap now, so I will take a bow.

The line before the end is good, but the rest is shit.
You call me a bad rapper, and I will go and KNIT you a jumper.
You big fat GIT.

James wrote:

Shark0508 wrote:All your raps are shit, so spread around me and sit.
I walk around the Spirit Tree, and what do I see ?
Kids losing the mils, while I sit there with bills.
On the forums all you do is spam, but non of y'all get compared to Sam.
I left none of this blank, so I say; JAMES 4 RANK
I'm finishing my rap now, so I will take a bow.

The line before the end is good, but the rest is shit.
You call me a bad rapper, and I will go and KNIT you a jumper.
You big fat GIT.

Whiteboy

Shygodd wrote:

James wrote:

Shark0508 wrote:All your raps are shit, so spread around me and sit.
I walk around the Spirit Tree, and what do I see ?
Kids losing the mils, while I sit there with bills.
On the forums all you do is spam, but non of y'all get compared to Sam.
I left none of this blank, so I say; JAMES 4 RANK
I'm finishing my rap now, so I will take a bow.

The line before the end is good, but the rest is shit.
You call me a bad rapper, and I will go and KNIT you a jumper.
You big fat GIT.

Whiteboy

Black boy.

Shark0508 wrote:All your raps are shit, so spread around me and sit.
I walk around the Spirit Tree, and what do I see ?
Kids losing the mils, while I sit there with bills.
On the forums all you do is spam, but non of y'all get compared to Sam.
I left none of this blank, so I say; JAMES 4 RANK
I'm finishing my rap now, so I will take a bow.

Shark060-Eight you've came to meet your faith.
There's no surrender Cunt! it is a bit to late!

I'm gonna stab you with my cock! you poor fucking stoner.
And then i'll mesmerise your sister with my 19 inch boner.

I met your dad on the highway and I did him Sideways
Offerd him 26 bucks and a 2m 5-way.

I didn't know he didn't have a clue of IRC.
I had to forceroll him, and now the blame's on ME.

Anyway shark how's your life. And how's your mother.
Did she already tell you That it is me who's your biologic Father?

Ye it's true! But You! Ye you Came out of the blue!
I had to walk off Because you smelled like a stew.

Your face was messed up so I laid you down @ the mall.
How could I know you would've look like you came out of aye Poké Ball?

I'm sorry Shark, that I let you Down but there was no Way I was gonna take care of a clown.
I have to leave you now, Ye my Time here is done.
I take one last look at your filthy mom give me 2 more secs and I'm gone...

Who won, You Decide!

Oi, look at the top 20,

I'm soon catching up,

Hahaha, you're gunna bet CUT up.

Host Duya wrote:

Shark0508 wrote:All your raps are shit, so spread around me and sit.
I walk around the Spirit Tree, and what do I see ?
Kids losing the mils, while I sit there with bills.
On the forums all you do is spam, but non of y'all get compared to Sam.
I left none of this blank, so I say; JAMES 4 RANK
I'm finishing my rap now, so I will take a bow.

Shark060-Eight you've came to meet your faith.
There's no surrender Cunt! it is a bit to late!

I'm gonna stab you with my cock! you poor fucking stoner.
And then i'll mesmerise your sister with my 19 inch boner.

I met your dad on the highway and I did him Sideways
Offerd him 26 bucks and a 2m 5-way.

I didn't know he didn't have a clue of IRC.
I had to forceroll him, and now the blame's on ME.

Anyway shark how's your life. And how's your mother.
Did she already tell you That it is me who's your biologic Father?

Ye it's true! But You! Ye you Came out of the blue!
I had to walk off Because you smelled like a stew.

Your face was messed up so I laid you down @ the mall.
How could I know you would've look like you came out of aye Poké Ball?

I'm sorry Shark, that I let you Down but there was no Way I was gonna take care of a clown.
I have to leave you now, Ye my Time here is done.
I take one last look at your filthy mom give me 2 more secs and I'm gone...

Who won, You Decide!

send to eminem plz

I can't rap.

Eminem wins gf all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5-yKhDd64s

Host Duya wrote:

Shark0508 wrote:All your raps are shit, so spread around me and sit.
I walk around the Spirit Tree, and what do I see ?
Kids losing the mils, while I sit there with bills.
On the forums all you do is spam, but non of y'all get compared to Sam.
I left none of this blank, so I say; JAMES 4 RANK
I'm finishing my rap now, so I will take a bow.

Shark060-Eight you've came to meet your faith.
There's no surrender Cunt! it is a bit to late!

I'm gonna stab you with my cock! you poor fucking stoner.
And then i'll mesmerise your sister with my 19 inch boner.

I met your dad on the highway and I did him Sideways
Offerd him 26 bucks and a 2m 5-way.

I didn't know he didn't have a clue of IRC.
I had to forceroll him, and now the blame's on ME.

Anyway shark how's your life. And how's your mother.
Did she already tell you That it is me who's your biologic Father?

Ye it's true! But You! Ye you Came out of the blue!
I had to walk off Because you smelled like a stew.

Your face was messed up so I laid you down @ the mall.
How could I know you would've look like you came out of aye Poké Ball?

I'm sorry Shark, that I let you Down but there was no Way I was gonna take care of a clown.
I have to leave you now, Ye my Time here is done.
I take one last look at your filthy mom give me 2 more secs and I'm gone...

Who won, You Decide!

WOW
You could make alot of IRL Bank with that song

Nivlac233 wrote:I can't rap.

Yeah, I know you can't rap.
But everytime I rap, it always slaps.
All you guys tryna rap on this thread are bad
Its actually kinda making me mad
I'm Xodz Slaveand I got Crunchy Nips
I'll brb, this bitch got her lips on my dick.

Swearin' isnt cool
just makes u look like a fool
talking like a white kid
is how i like to bid
now i gotta do some cooking
or someone gonna be smoking
cya'all later b4 u get a tater
....word?

Nivlac233 wrote:I can't rap.

I can't, either.

Nigger. GF!

SPONSOR wrote:Nigger. GF!

Pro

I'm a poet, and I didn't even know it!