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So last week i was eating chinese. I got my fortune cookie and it read "Things will start going your way." I thought "oh sweet shit" and then like 4 days later, BAMMMM gg purple phat. Fucking chinese china food china salesman. Lol. So now when u read ur fortune cookie think the opposite of it.
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mine says you will live a long happy life, reason to be scared?
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Yes.Wreck | VNU wrote:mine says you will live a long happy life, reason to be scared?
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Hahahaha<3 love it
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Dear Miz May and fellow Cora DycersMiz Ma y wrote:Yes.Wreck | VNU wrote:mine says you will live a long happy life, reason to be scared?
Nick, also known as VNU, has passed away due to choking on an item commonly known as a fortune cookie, please spread the word. Many of VNU's close friends are devastated and before he passed, he wished everybody the best for the future. Us at the Australian Police Force (AFP) will pass a legislate onto the judiciary of Parliament in an attempt to get all Fortune Cookies banned across Australia and hopefully the world.
May he rest in peace.
~Barry (AFP)
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Wreck | VNU wrote:Dear Miz May and fellow Cora DycersMiz Ma y wrote:Yes.Wreck | VNU wrote:mine says you will live a long happy life, reason to be scared?
Nick, also known as VNU, has passed away due to choking on an item commonly known as a fortune cookie, please spread the word. Many of VNU's close friends are devastated and before he passed, he wished everybody the best for the future. Us at the Australian Police Force (AFP) will pass a legislate onto the judiciary of Parliament in an attempt to get all Fortune Cookies banned across Australia and hopefully the world.
May he rest in peace.
~Barry (AFP)
The Australian Police Force is known as AFP?
And may God have mercy on Nick's soul.
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Yes we are an elite group of policemen and women. By the way, this forums is interesting, I might use it from now on.Miz Ma y wrote:Wreck | VNU wrote:Dear Miz May and fellow Cora DycersMiz Ma y wrote:Yes.Wreck | VNU wrote:mine says you will live a long happy life, reason to be scared?
Nick, also known as VNU, has passed away due to choking on an item commonly known as a fortune cookie, please spread the word. Many of VNU's close friends are devastated and before he passed, he wished everybody the best for the future. Us at the Australian Police Force (AFP) will pass a legislate onto the judiciary of Parliament in an attempt to get all Fortune Cookies banned across Australia and hopefully the world.
May he rest in peace.
~Barry (AFP)
The Australian Police Force is known as AFP?
And may God have mercy on Nick's soul.
~Barry
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Next time, give the Purple Partyhat to me. 
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Miz Ma y wrote:Yes.Wreck | VNU wrote:mine says you will live a long happy life, reason to be scared?
It's okay Wreck, bring Cindy here she will settle it.
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only vid I could find for it
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Made 300m back already, i think that bastard was right in some twisted way.
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VNU is still dead, i don't think he's coming back.jojo wrote:Made 300m back already, i think that bastard was right in some twisted way.
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Dammit wreck stop ur spam meanie trying to overtake me.Wreck | VNU wrote:VNU is still dead, i don't think he's coming back.jojo wrote:Made 300m back already, i think that bastard was right in some twisted way.
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im not spamming, i hate that st00fMiz Ma y wrote:Dammit wreck stop ur spam meanie trying to overtake me.Wreck | VNU wrote:VNU is still dead, i don't think he's coming back.jojo wrote:Made 300m back already, i think that bastard was right in some twisted way.
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25 posts in the past 30 or so minutes? -.- ffs.Wreck | VNU wrote:im not spamming, i hate that st00fMiz Ma y wrote:Dammit wreck stop ur spam meanie trying to overtake me.Wreck | VNU wrote:VNU is still dead, i don't think he's coming back.jojo wrote:Made 300m back already, i think that bastard was right in some twisted way.
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lmfao, now just change the eyesCoo Kay wrote:
