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Allen:
I'm going to go right into the bars that make you grab your hair and whisper... oh damn.
Cos...if you like a/Laika mission, I'll send your dogs in the sky like that Soviet space program.
I'll run into your house *blaow* have your head out your chest like Kuato
Then rape your bitch, slap your kids - and do the pose from Johnny Bravo
My crew type - Lochness monsters - never seen, but always awake and lurking.
Your boys? Doodle and uhh... *insert crickets chirping*
My boys are filled with lions - we're always evenly loaded - call that pack symmetry.
Change your fucking location when we grab you from "under your bed" like paranormal activity.
You are an idiot in this community - the IQ equivalent of a Lil B fan.
Me? I keep busting through your girl's walls, thirsty, like the Koolaid man.
Your bitch? She's a waterfall. So wet, I almost fucking drowned.
You'd think she was Kevin Hart's son the way she kept bobbying her head up and down.
Made the mistake of giving her my number.. best believe my phone is blowing up
Ironic that my balls get blew but your girl is crazy how she go in nuts.
Then I treat her like my homework, she's at my desk and waiting.
Blast open the door and go through her back door like a home invasion.
You think I'm type bullshit? I've been fucking since 9th grade, ask Tom, the # of bitches I pull,
It's absurd.
The only time you've been 'playing a bitch' is when you're tryna beat Flappy...bird.
Actually, change that to Fappy bird ... it's so sad man..
Cause the stork is only delivering your kids to you and your right hand.
That avatar you got? A lot like the scene of this battle - red'll be everywhere
You've never kissed a girl, though you had 17 years - you keep falling on life's every stair.
So I suggest that Slash retires,
And if you don't, I'll have a few people, slash your tires.
I'll key you, bored, and take your back...Slash.
Then, zip your body up, take the cash..dash.
There'll be guns n' roses as Slash fuckin' die...
Zip his body up at the scene..then go to his funeral, head down, with the suit n' tie.
Slash:
Up against Allen, someone pass me a pen
I know for sure that this rap will hit a ten.
I'm on the 3rd sentence and the crowd already knows your fate
You say you wrecked hard, wrote 30 bars
But I know better than to take your bait
You're trying so hard , in a fucked up state, but wait
What's that I hear? It's Tom cryin about how he wants you to eat his dick off a plate!
Tom and Allen, and Allen and Tom you both are two love birds making eachother cu-oom
It doesn’t matter how hard you tried to make me lose
I still made it out of that crap, like how hard I got accused,
of something I didn't do. It gave me the feeling I was up against two.
Enough about me, you wanna hear something about you?
You're a cocky faggot, "Slash you're gonna get bar'd"
Don't think you're such a know it all
In reality everyone know's, you're a fucking retard
Sometimes I get the feeling that you are gay
Why else would you call yourself Mister-XK
Oh by the way, how did Luke's ass taste?
That good? You used his shit as toothpaste?
Fuck this i'm done, oh but I need a grande finale,
Here I come all the way down from 8 mile alley.
DON'T EVEN TRY TO OUT-BAR ME THIS TIME.
DID YOU FAIL NURSERY SCHOOL OR SOMETHIN? THEY TAUGHT US HOW TO RHYME
YOU COULD BE A STREET PERFORMER, AND NOT EARN A SINGLE DIME
YOU CAN DRINK 100 GALLONS OF WINE, BUT STILL WON'T HIT A DECENT LINE
WHEN I WIN THIS, I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOU WHINE,
CAUSE, THIS WHOLE GAME YOU'VE HAD THE AK-47, WHILE I'VE HAD THE NINE
I'VE EVEN BEEN IN RECLINE MODE. UNTIL NOW
YOU DON'T STAND A SINGLE CHANCE, GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BOW
Can't you see? You're megatron and i'm optimus prime.
I hope you have finally realized it's time for you to resign
Allen:
I'm going to go right into the bars that make you grab your hair and whisper... oh damn.
Cos...if you like a/Laika mission, I'll send your dogs in the sky like that Soviet space program.
I'll run into your house *blaow* have your head out your chest like Kuato
Then rape your bitch, slap your kids - and do the pose from Johnny Bravo
My crew type - Lochness monsters - never seen, but always awake and lurking.
Your boys? Doodle and uhh... *insert crickets chirping*
My boys are filled with lions - we're always evenly loaded - call that pack symmetry.
Change your fucking location when we grab you from "under your bed" like paranormal activity.
You are an idiot in this community - the IQ equivalent of a Lil B fan.
Me? I keep busting through your girl's walls, thirsty, like the Koolaid man.
Your bitch? She's a waterfall. So wet, I almost fucking drowned.
You'd think she was Kevin Hart's son the way she kept bobbying her head up and down.
Made the mistake of giving her my number.. best believe my phone is blowing up
Ironic that my balls get blew but your girl is crazy how she go in nuts.
Then I treat her like my homework, she's at my desk and waiting.
Blast open the door and go through her back door like a home invasion.
You think I'm type bullshit? I've been fucking since 9th grade, ask Tom, the # of bitches I pull,
It's absurd.
The only time you've been 'playing a bitch' is when you're tryna beat Flappy...bird.
Actually, change that to Fappy bird ... it's so sad man..
Cause the stork is only delivering your kids to you and your right hand.
That avatar you got? A lot like the scene of this battle - red'll be everywhere
You've never kissed a girl, though you had 17 years - you keep falling on life's every stair.
So I suggest that Slash retires,
And if you don't, I'll have a few people, slash your tires.
I'll key you, bored, and take your back...Slash.
Then, zip your body up, take the cash..dash.
There'll be guns n' roses as Slash fuckin' die...
Zip his body up at the scene..then go to his funeral, head down, with the suit n' tie.
Slash:
Up against Allen, someone pass me a pen
I know for sure that this rap will hit a ten.
I'm on the 3rd sentence and the crowd already knows your fate
You say you wrecked hard, wrote 30 bars
But I know better than to take your bait
You're trying so hard , in a fucked up state, but wait
What's that I hear? It's Tom cryin about how he wants you to eat his dick off a plate!
Tom and Allen, and Allen and Tom you both are two love birds making eachother cu-oom
It doesn’t matter how hard you tried to make me lose
I still made it out of that crap, like how hard I got accused,
of something I didn't do. It gave me the feeling I was up against two.
Enough about me, you wanna hear something about you?
You're a cocky faggot, "Slash you're gonna get bar'd"
Don't think you're such a know it all
In reality everyone know's, you're a fucking retard
Sometimes I get the feeling that you are gay
Why else would you call yourself Mister-XK
Oh by the way, how did Luke's ass taste?
That good? You used his shit as toothpaste?
Fuck this i'm done, oh but I need a grande finale,
Here I come all the way down from 8 mile alley.
DON'T EVEN TRY TO OUT-BAR ME THIS TIME.
DID YOU FAIL NURSERY SCHOOL OR SOMETHIN? THEY TAUGHT US HOW TO RHYME
YOU COULD BE A STREET PERFORMER, AND NOT EARN A SINGLE DIME
YOU CAN DRINK 100 GALLONS OF WINE, BUT STILL WON'T HIT A DECENT LINE
WHEN I WIN THIS, I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOU WHINE,
CAUSE, THIS WHOLE GAME YOU'VE HAD THE AK-47, WHILE I'VE HAD THE NINE
I'VE EVEN BEEN IN RECLINE MODE. UNTIL NOW
YOU DON'T STAND A SINGLE CHANCE, GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BOW
Can't you see? You're megatron and i'm optimus prime.
I hope you have finally realized it's time for you to resign
Last edited by Allen the Culprit on 2014-03-26, 20:05; edited 2 times in total
