Rand bars - Bars 25

Imma packsin' underneath and you better be ready cos'
your girl was a wide receiver and there was no Rand-y Moss.
Lelz and Sean? You can turn around and tell 'em Yeah I lost.
Shittin' on your campaign, that's no Rand, Paul.
Cause when I bring my essays/SA's, that'll leave you a Paul'd/appalled.(That faggot LMS's name is Paul)
No joke, I buckle on your top like a Leprochaun hat.
Then, take the squiglies(~) out your posts and shove 'em up your butt crack.
I'll shoot in arbitrary directions; best believe I rand 'em/random.
Cause i'm different in that black suit like Danny Phantom.
These guns that I control alt/ought to delete your whole backspace.
You tryna win? Please. Jump in to this bag like a sack race.
These bars, colder than the shoulders of soldiers on a French shore.
Call me Loki, cause i'm always coming after Thor.

Explain pls

"What is a bar?"

I summon Lelz, in defence mode.

Allen wants to beef,
so please leaf,
Dude you are so dead,
even zombies won't give you a head,
do you smell what the rock is cooking?,
nah that's just me cooking,
holy shit, nice insult,
we are so the best cult,
I thought you are a black allen,
because your head is so deep in a watermelon,

I am not a rapper.

Lelz wrote:Allen wants to beef,
so please leaf,
Dude you are so dead,
even zombies won't give you a head,
do you smell what the rock is cooking?,
nah that's just me cooking,
holy shit, nice insult,
we are so the best cult,
I thought you are a black allen,
because your head is so deep in a watermelon,

I am not a rapper.

I was about to say on your last line, I thought it said "because your head is so deep in watermelon," but then I saw in, so it ruined it. (Watermelon has seeds, sperm)