How To Rap Like Lil Wayne (Tunechi)

If you want to be a cool cat like me, use these terms.

- I put my clothes on while I'm eating salad, call dat salad dressing.
- Smacked Dora with a pan, call her Pandora.
- Shawty stepped on my skittles, call it Candy Crush.
- Bi-polar at the playground, call it mood swings.
- Spill honey on my cut, call it honey-boo-boo.
- Burnt myself drinking tea, call it T-Pain.
- My lawyer getting sick, call it illegal.
- Ripped the newspaper in half, call it breaking news.
- Stole a fat guy's wallet, call it Robin Thicke.
- Throw a rolex at my haters, I say watch yourself.
- Eating jelly while I drive, call it traffic jam.
- Hit my head on the window, call that window pain.
- They say weed makes you smarter, call that budweiser.
- Took the battery out the clock, call it killin' time.
- Eat cheese off her toes, call that cheetos.
- Made Birdman angry, now he an angry bird.
- She twerking with a runny nose, call that Miley Sinus.
- Only see my son once a week, call that Sunday.
- She said her man was too fruity, so she let her mango.
- Pushed a nun in a wheelchair, call that Virgin Mobile.
- Shoot you on Halloween, call that trigger treating.
- Threw a watch at her face, call it facetime.
- Eating subway while I tweet, call that subtweet.
- Got my Grandma on speed dial, call that instagram.


And the best one: I go and stand outside, I'm fucking outstanding!

You actually made it off the list for September, but got back on for October at a pretty high placing.

Thought you left?

Tom wrote:You actually made it off the list for September, but got back on for October at a pretty high placing.

Let's sacrifice him for Z4S.

LMS wrote:

Tom wrote:You actually made it off the list for September, but got back on for October at a pretty high placing.

Let's sacrifice him for Z4S.

Blasphemy.

You think you are cool?