Okay, so I was playing Rs, getting my chat size up. And my door bell rings, I go down my elevator, and my Girlfriend answers the door, It's 4 Army people, full armed, and one doctor. With a ambulance? So my girlfriend was saying nothing happened here, and they wanted to search the house and shit. Then they asked if we were doing underage sex? I said no, (dishonestly). But they had to fu** off because, blah blah blah. Okay, so they leave, both of us go inside, I notice my fone of the people spitting on my lawn, I looked very mad and he turned away. (probably knowing how much I can kick his ass in economy wise). Like 5 minutes later, the doctor asks if anything is alright, I tell him: "Matey, if anything wasn't alright, would I tell you? If I took drugs would I tell you if I did? If I DID have under aged sex, would I tell you m mate?".
Weird, also this is true lol.
Weird, also this is true lol.