Friend needs help. :(..

"I would fuck anything that has a pulse and a vagina at this point" (he says this but when it comes down to it you will see the issue if you read on)

That is what we call a desperate man^ (he happens to be one of my good friends)

He wants to lose his v-Card his sophomore year of college since he failed his freshman year. (he isn't homosexual I have even asked him bluntly lol)

To give you a idea of what I am dealing with, My friend will not sleep with a girl if she hasn't showered since the last time she has pooped. And he will honest to god ask the girl if she has if he feels it leading to sex.

(he also requires a girl to brush her teeth before oral and will ask that too)

I wish I was kidding but I am not giving up hope! 

Open for any suggestions to help this poor fella  or get over his phobias at least lol..

the fuck?

Parakram10 wrote:the fuck?

 Yeah your telling me ROFL

Has he considered the chance that he might have OCD?

Fahrvergnügen, far from human, take your pick of pickled sticks

I'll send your chick these naked pics to make her dream of nigger dicks

At the first line, I thought it was me. But now I realize that some people are even more fucked up than me.

Big|Mb8 wrote:At the first line, I thought it was me. But now I realize that some people are even more fucked up than me.

 This guy is really fucked up ...

and I though OCD too...but still even if he is OCD he needs to learn that some stuff is socially acceptable to say and some isn't :S

damn bro. tell him to man up !

tankyy | d1d wrote:damn bro. tell him to man up !

That will fix all our problems...

Tom wrote:Fahrvergnügen, far from human, take your pick of pickled sticks

I'll send your chick these naked pics to make her dream of nigger dicks

My girlfriend already dreams of you

your friend will be a virgin forever