Homei just squirm around on the ground and say ''slug...slug...slug..." is this just a part of growing up?? will i ever be able to not live in fear of having salt poured on my back and of dying a horrible death???
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Sometimes i like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend im a slug
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Sometimes i like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend im a slug
by Marw 2013-04-21, 01:03
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by Marw 2013-04-21, 01:04
Uhhh sorry for that immature post. Kinda out of my mind atm.
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by Joe 2013-04-21, 01:31
What happens if you pour salt on a snail? I want to try it, but i'm scared 
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by Brendan 2013-04-21, 01:36
Suck on my shit, you horny lesbian acorn. You need a twatt stuffed in your asswhole to suck on the shit in my cunt. The prostitute's cunt sings about penis sucking on incest of a dad and his son, while the mom sucks her pussy watching it. The friend has 14 cumshots a day and will get his vagina wet for a fish, and even has a raging cunt.
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by Marw 2013-04-21, 01:42
Legend Joe4 wrote:What happens if you pour salt on a snail? I want to try it, but i'm scared
It dies because of the salt's dehydration properties .
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by Veny 2013-04-21, 01:51
you weird fuck
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by James 2013-04-21, 10:46
Legend Joe4 wrote:What happens if you pour salt on a snail? I want to try it, but i'm scared
Lol, it's soo funny. But cruel
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by Tunechi 2013-04-21, 10:55
Sometimes when I'm alone I like to fill up my bathtub with marinara sauce. I then strip naked and dip myself in the tub like I am a meatball. Then while I am dripping in sauce, I go out side and lay still on the grass, and pretend I am a stick.
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by Tom's Slave 2013-04-21, 18:29
People are still making these jokes? Annoying af
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