Quotes of the Day (Day 2 Up, With Authors included)

Quotes (1/27/2013)
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - Edgar Allan Poe

Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way. - Baltasar Gracian





Quotes(1/26/2013)
It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come.


I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

I don't get it

The second one doesn't make sense.

James wrote:The second one doesn't make sense.

how so? it makes perfect sense ha

YXB | Andrew wrote:

James wrote:The second one doesn't make sense.

how so? it makes perfect sense ha

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Firstly, why would you have six locks on your door? That's just stupid. And then this three thing? Whaaaay. Why would they be locking only three? If they're already locked, how can he lock them? And why only 3. This is confusing.

Marw wrote:

James wrote:

YXB | Andrew wrote:

James wrote:The second one doesn't make sense.

how so? it makes perfect sense ha

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Firstly, why would you have six locks on your door? That's just stupid. And then this three thing? Whaaaay. Why would they be locking only three? If they're already locked, how can he lock them? And why only 3. This is confusing.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

U guys are legit retarded. If he locks every other one then 3 of them will be locked and 3 unlocked. SO if they person trying to breaks in tries to unlock all of them he would unlock 3 and lock the 3 that were unlocked to start.

tankin | D6G wrote:

Marw wrote:

James wrote:

YXB | Andrew wrote:

James wrote:The second one doesn't make sense.

how so? it makes perfect sense ha

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Firstly, why would you have six locks on your door? That's just stupid. And then this three thing? Whaaaay. Why would they be locking only three? If they're already locked, how can he lock them? And why only 3. This is confusing.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

U guys are legit retarded. If he locks every other one then 3 of them will be locked and 3 unlocked. SO if they person trying to breaks in tries to unlock all of them he would unlock 3 and lock the 3 that were unlocked to start.

Oh I get it. But why would they lock them... Instead of unlocking the other three?

#MostConfusingQuoteEver

James wrote:

tankin | D6G wrote:

Marw wrote:

James wrote:

YXB | Andrew wrote:

James wrote:The second one doesn't make sense.

how so? it makes perfect sense ha

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Firstly, why would you have six locks on your door? That's just stupid. And then this three thing? Whaaaay. Why would they be locking only three? If they're already locked, how can he lock them? And why only 3. This is confusing.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

U guys are legit retarded. If he locks every other one then 3 of them will be locked and 3 unlocked. SO if they person trying to breaks in tries to unlock all of them he would unlock 3 and lock the 3 that were unlocked to start.

Oh I get it. But why would they lock them... Instead of unlocking the other three?

#MostConfusingQuoteEver

He doesn't know which ones are locked..

Try applying those quotes!

These quotes have changed my life

l0l @British. Can't get simple lock joke.

Rape is a sin!

More quotes and stupid people to make me laugh please

Cofucious say

don't understand first one

YXB | Andrew wrote:Quotes(1/26/2013)
It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come.


I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

The second part probably only thing on forums, besides potato sig, that made me smile in a while. Good one

Cannons wrote:

YXB | Andrew wrote:Quotes(1/26/2013)
It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come.


I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

The second part probably only thing on forums, besides potato sig, that made me smile in a while. Good one

about that 50m you owe me... l0l

yxbforban

YXB | Andrew wrote:

Cannons wrote:

YXB | Andrew wrote:Quotes(1/26/2013)
It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come.


I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

The second part probably only thing on forums, besides potato sig, that made me smile in a while. Good one

about that 50m you owe me... l0l

Ye ik, I havent been on rs in like a month, part of a gay academic challenge. Owe pants 30 too, should be able to go on like February 3rd or something

tankin | D6G wrote:

James wrote:

tankin | D6G wrote:

Marw wrote:

James wrote:

YXB | Andrew wrote:

James wrote:The second one doesn't make sense.

how so? it makes perfect sense ha

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Firstly, why would you have six locks on your door? That's just stupid. And then this three thing? Whaaaay. Why would they be locking only three? If they're already locked, how can he lock them? And why only 3. This is confusing.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

U guys are legit retarded. If he locks every other one then 3 of them will be locked and 3 unlocked. SO if they person trying to breaks in tries to unlock all of them he would unlock 3 and lock the 3 that were unlocked to start.

Oh I get it. But why would they lock them... Instead of unlocking the other three?

#MostConfusingQuoteEver

He doesn't know which ones are locked..

Ok... So how is that going to change my life? Knowing that an unfortunate man accidently locked the three locks, instead of unlocking the others?

P.s He would also know which were unlocked by looking at them. And.... Well if he locked 3... Then so what... Just hurry up and unlock the others