1. You can train a dog better than a cat. Have you ever seen a cat sit on command? Roll over on command? Stay? Neither have I.
2. Dogs are smarter. Have you ever seen a dog fall into a fish tank? I haven’t either.
3. A dog can protect your home much better than a cat.
4. Dogs are better suited to lead you to a more active lifestyle. Have you ever seen anyone walk their cat?
5. There are a lot of things cats will jump up on that dogs won’t. The cat I had for a month would NOT get off my computer keyboard. Dogs won’t do that. I’ve also seen cats up on kitchen counters. Your dog also won’t climb a tree.
6. Dogs are much more fun to play with than cats.
7. A dog knows when you’re sad. And he’ll try to comfort you. Cats don’t care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.
8. Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
9. Dogs are Happy. Dogs think your the best person in the world even if you are grumpy, when you come home from school or work your Dogs will be there licking your face and jumping around and they cant wait to see you, while cats don’t notice if you are there or not as long as they get their food.
10. Dogs Listen. When you talk to dogs they will make faces and tilt there head and try to work out what your saying while cats just meow and walk away.
A dog will play with children - Dogs seem to be more accommodating to the little ones.
Cats are arrogant – Call it self-reliant, but a cat will just sit there on the window sill flipping his tail as if to say, “Simple humans, you disgust me!”
A dog can catch a frisbee – Well mine can’t but still…
There are no seeing eye cats – Sure, there are stories about a cat that wanders into a hospital and lives there for 14 years while visiting patients and napping on the counter, but you won’t find too many working cats.
Dogs smile – After a good walk with the dogs, they will both lie down beside me with a big old smile on their face
A dog will sit shotgun in the car - A cat will be under the seat and ready to claw you if you come near.
Try taking your cat to petsmart – I hope you’re wearing long sleeves.