Every joke that makes me laugh irl gets 1m

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Cool 19 wrote:

nope

Paradyce wrote:

Cool 19 wrote:

nope

Damn

I'll try again, if that's alowed?

im the guy who thought about glow in the dark sunglasses. this shit aint tough.

if u dont laugh then lol

Here's my favorite pick-up line...

*Man walks into bar, spots a fine lady*
"Hey baby, was your dad a farmer; because you sure have grown some nice melons!"

why did the girl fall off her bike? Because someone threw a fridge at her.

why did the girl fall off her swing? Because she had no arms.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11.

how many babies does it take to tile a bathroom? Depends how thinly you slice them.

how do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see it's reaction

how do you get a baby out of a blender? Dorritos

what's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a ferrarai? I don't have a ferrarai in my garage

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was on the sex offenders register



Instead of 1m can you give me rank back on Award from "saloon" kthx. My mute is over :p

Why cant bicycles stand? They're too tired. LOLOL AHAHAHHA


Them people who jump off the Paris bridge must be in seine. LOLAJSDICSHCDWJDEV

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's alright now... LOL AHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? Incase he got a hole in one. LOLOL

james, jokes from the 70s or what l0l

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

lol not funny at all!!

I was gonna tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long...

I was gonnan tell you a joke about vaginas but you'll never get it



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH8Xw6r5lDI

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What's long black an smelly?

The unemployment line xD


What does Pontiac stand for?(car company)

Poor old nigger thought it was a cadalac xD

What do u call 1black man on the moon? A problem
What do u call 100 black people on the moon? A problem
What do u call on the black people on the moon?

A solution :3

Attempt #1:

Legend Joe4 wrote:I was gonna tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long...

I was gonnan tell you a joke about vaginas but you'll never get it

When I was younger my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a long dick or a long memory. I forget my response.

Award wrote:

Legend Joe4 wrote:I was gonna tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long...

I was gonnan tell you a joke about vaginas but you'll never get it

When I was younger my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a long dick or a long memory. I forget my response.

LOL

Sam wrote:Attempt #1:

rofl u made me laugh how do u still even have tht pic of my lil bro's ass l0l

I wish i could remove posts from my view...:L